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Mukulu
Jul 14, 2006

Stop. Drop. Shut 'em down open up shop.
Has OP sealed the deal yet?

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Stinky_Pete
Aug 16, 2015

Stinkier than your average bear
Lipstick Apathy

Carmant posted:

Everyone loves bozo the clown and 50 cents for a shirt is a great deal.

Get used to looking on the bright side of things

Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?


Stinky_Pete posted:

Get used to looking on the bright side of things

Giurls love optimist

i like that
May 22, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
Is OP still pretending to be ugly, or that bald guy in particular

Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?


Got my first number and I hear wedding bells

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Ryoshi posted:

i can see how you might think that so let me clear up some confusion for you:

i was not using "gay and terrible" as a singular adjective there. your shirt in that picture is objectively terrible, like something bozo the clown would try to sell at his yard sale for 50 cents and then shamefully cut up for garage rags later after nobody wanted it. it is also very homosexual looking. there is nothing wrong with that, and as a bi guy who loves the D i would be the last person to give you poo poo for it. but if you are looking for sex with women, dressing like a pride parade is not the way to go.

again i apologize for any confusion this caused, and please allow me to reiterate i am genuinely trying to help you get some action here. good luck in your endeavors. :cheers:

no gay guy would wear that

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

Carmant posted:

Got my first number and I hear wedding bells

awesome man go for it! :D

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
Someone post the pics, i want to know hoe hard to laugh at the op

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Carmant posted:

gently caress you I look fine

Lollll

Idiot Kicker
Jun 13, 2007
"I love anything outdoors!" is the new hiking.

Giraffe
Dec 12, 2005

Soiled Meat

Idiot Kicker posted:

"I love anything outdoors!" is the new hiking.

Or homeless.

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49
I matched with a cute 24 year old. Lol what a dumbass

Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer

Kang Wang
Aug 16, 2016
I'd rather sit at home working on math problems.

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Kang Wang posted:

I'd rather sit at home working on math problems.

What kind of math problems?

proctorbot
Jan 27, 2005
BUT CAN IT FEEL??!?!
He's not hot or anything but he looks fine. Y'all too harsh. I'm sure some weirdo hipster girl would be into that look.

Kang Wang
Aug 16, 2016

Don Tacorleone posted:

What kind of math problems?

I have this theory whereby number are not actually numbers but representation of individual things, this makes 1 seem like a bit a problem if you look at it without context. I haven't developed it fully but I'd like to get it on paper one day!

bigfatdynamo
May 10, 2016

When I'm dead, just throw me in the trash.
listen dr. eggman, i met my long-term partner on tinder and he appealed to me because his photos showed him doing stuff, not weird mugshot-esque front and sides. he had 1 selfie, 1 action shot and him w/a puppy. he's also of normal proportions and a good and normal dude so try that and see how it goes for you

Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?


bigfatdynamo posted:

listen dr. eggman, i met my long-term partner on tinder and he appealed to me because his photos showed him doing stuff, not weird mugshot-esque front and sides. he had 1 selfie, 1 action shot and him w/a puppy. he's also of normal proportions and a good and normal dude so try that and see how it goes for you

Those are some insane standards, you must be really hot to demand all that poo poo

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


i think you are like 3 years too late

Fishy Joe
Apr 19, 2005
Eat at Fishy Joe's
I have no goals and I must mate

down n out
Sep 16, 2008

Nap Ghost
The trick is to make yourself 5 years younger so you don't have to filter through all the single moms(gross)

Stinky_Pete
Aug 16, 2015

Stinkier than your average bear
Lipstick Apathy

down n out posted:

The trick is to make yourself 5 years younger so you don't have to filter through all the single moms(gross)

I've seen single moms that are 20 years old

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Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Stinky_Pete posted:

I've seen single moms that are 20 years old

This is true but when you go from 20's to 30's single moms go from "avoidable exception" to "unavoidable norm".

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