Serie A 16/17: I was eating my second testicle due to stress

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trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

https://twitter.com/footballitalia/status/891356326873452548
alrighty then

# ¿ Jul 29, 2017 18:55

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 09:11

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

big Mario

#nogood

# ¿ Jul 30, 2017 21:40

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

Watching Sturaro out there has reminded me that Juve have not gotten rid of Sturaro yet

lmao and then he shoots one into the upper deck

# ¿ Jul 30, 2017 22:48

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

ha penalties for this poo poo, what a time to be alive

# ¿ Jul 30, 2017 23:00

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

hooray for this meaningful victory

# ¿ Jul 30, 2017 23:12

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

I was glad to see Marchisio was pretty sharp today. Maybe he just needs more recovery time from his surgery to regain his form.

# ¿ Jul 31, 2017 03:17

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

Rugani is having a good summer

https://www.instagram.com/p/BXQUYagAPwo/

# ¿ Aug 1, 2017 17:21

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

Someone make the gif of the Sergio Ramos penalty fly past a Totti shirt in outer space, tia

# ¿ Aug 3, 2017 00:10

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

I'm not that worried if Costa ends up being a flop, if it happens then what, Mandzukic starts? That's fine. I mean, it would be a big waste of money, but I think the forward line would still be fine.

I am worried about RB though.

# ¿ Aug 6, 2017 00:50

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

Niang seems like the kind of player Torino might take a chance on (see: Ljajic, Cerci), but yeah they shouldn't take him as part of a discount on Belotti. And they don't really need Paletta after signing N'Koulou yesterday, although I dunno, maybe Paletta is better (probably not).

I wonder if Sirigu is any good these days, or hopefully at least a bit better than Hart.

# ¿ Aug 6, 2017 20:52

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

Thinking of making a Sturaro avatar, since whoever I put there leaves the next year.

# ¿ Aug 8, 2017 20:13

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

Gigi Galli posted:

Fiorentina signed Benassi from Torino, that's a good pick up.

Huh, yeah that's interesting

Sounds like Rincon is going to be his replacement. With Rincon and Lemina both leaving, Juve must be buying someone

# ¿ Aug 9, 2017 18:02

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

What is the bigger curse: my avatar or the #10 shirt?

# ¿ Aug 9, 2017 20:48

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

Gigi Galli posted:

Any suggestions for a title?

Soulex posted:

This is a weekly reminder that Inter can suck a collective bunch of dicks.

# ¿ Aug 10, 2017 15:45

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

Apparently Bernardeschi and Szczesny haven't been registered with the league yet, so maybe it's Juve that are the frauds propped up by financial doping?

Rincon didn't do really anything but act as a warm body for a few games, I'm glad he's gone. I just really hope they're targeting some sort of midfielder before the window closes.

# ¿ Aug 11, 2017 20:36

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

I forgot that GolTV has the rights to the supercoppa. They're really bad.

# ¿ Aug 12, 2017 17:02

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

Simone Poodoin posted:

Tancredi said that Juve are recalling Spinazzola from Atalanta

Yeah, I posted about it in the transfer thread too, apparently Gasperini has made a statement that pretty much confirms it.

# ¿ Aug 12, 2017 21:34

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

not sure if the OP will have a new OP by kickoff, so here goes

https://twitter.com/juventusfcen/status/896789365732409344
https://twitter.com/OfficialSSLazio/status/896787794210635777

All of the pundits said yesterday that Costa was starting, but nah

# ¿ Aug 13, 2017 18:47

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

poo poo, gotta score from there

# ¿ Aug 13, 2017 19:51

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

well at least Buffon didn't get sent off :ughh:

# ¿ Aug 13, 2017 20:19

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

Lazio are dominating this

# ¿ Aug 13, 2017 20:22

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

dog poo poo terrible performance by Juve in the first half

# ¿ Aug 13, 2017 20:34

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

more of the same, then

# ¿ Aug 13, 2017 20:58

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

At least Costa has been a bright spot since he came on.

loving De Sciglio, however, has not been.

# ¿ Aug 13, 2017 21:18

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

Benatia is fine as a 3rd/4th CB, which he really should be. Rugani should be starting over him, it'll be really annoying if that doesn't happen.

# ¿ Aug 13, 2017 21:19

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

phwoar, perfect free kick around the wall

# ¿ Aug 13, 2017 21:29

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

lmao no era penal

# ¿ Aug 13, 2017 21:34

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

Simone Poodoin posted:

Wasn't it? My stream is poo poo so I couldn't get a clear look at the replay

it looked like Sandro went down too easy

doesn't matter anyway, fair result

# ¿ Aug 13, 2017 21:38

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 09:11

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

of course it was De Sciglio getting clowned that set up the goal

# ¿ Aug 13, 2017 21:38

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