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I guess if you put it in and left the can closed while you were passed out, it would work for that.
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Pick posted:Like ice scraper, tire jack, jumper cables, solar battery recharger, compass, emergency blanket, extra boots, screwdriver, scarf, cable ties, extra iphone cord, mini crowbar, hunting knife, water, crampons, first-aid kit, flares, rope, and a lighter. you forgot to put a couple books in there, a collapsable snow shovel and a poncho
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Pick posted:Like ice scraper, tire jack, jumper cables, solar battery recharger, compass, emergency blanket, extra boots, screwdriver, scarf, cable ties, extra iphone cord, mini crowbar, hunting knife, water, crampons, first-aid kit, flares, rope, and a lighter. 
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Luvcow posted:you forgot to put a couple books in there, a collapsable snow shovel and a poncho Actually I do have a collapsible shovel in there, thanks for reminding me. Ponchos are for dorks (and knife+emergency blanket=poncho if required).
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Pick posted:Actually I do have a collapsible shovel in there, thanks for reminding me. Ponchos are for dorks (and knife+emergency blanket=poncho if required). please don't make me feel bad about my emergency poncho which was given to me by my dad the day i bought my car 
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Pick posted:every man should have a really good knife, but this is true of women also i don't have a knife and i dont need one. im an urban professional who knows a lot about wine
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Luvcow posted:please don't make me feel bad about my emergency poncho which was given to me by my dad the day i bought my car ha ha so you will stay dry while you starve to death in a ravine
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oh yeah Pick well did you know that items colored pink are marked up a good 10-15% on average and women buy them because pink even though they are literally the exact same item so who do the marketers think is dumb NOW?!
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Pick posted:ha ha so you will stay dry while you starve to death in a ravine oh god no, I'm a type 1 diabetic, i always have a variety of food and drink with me at all times, the poncho is a holdover from my dad's army days, same thing with gas in the jeep, always at least a 1/4 tank face it, in an apocalyptic scenario my dad taught me to be slightly better prepared than yours did
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Luvcow posted:oh god no, I'm a type 1 diabetic, i always have a variety of food and drink with me at all times you're hosed in a real cataclysmic event just fyi
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Moridin920 posted:oh yeah Pick well did you know that items colored pink are marked up a good 10-15% on average and women buy them because pink even though they are literally the exact same item 
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Pretty sure marketers just think the whole human race is retarded on average and they are correct.
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Pick posted:Also right now I am trying to find a gift for my dad, and it's tricky. He doesn't drink or like batman. And he already has a bunch of survival tools, like as many as a libertarian. Dad over 40 pro-tip: get a clip of some kind, preferably made of silver, that's useful, but not strictly necessary, and makes him feel respectable. Tie clip, cufflinks, money clip. Anything like that.
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Moridin920 posted:oh yeah Pick well did you know that items colored pink are marked up a good 10-15% on average and women buy them because pink even though they are literally the exact same item Everyone pretty much. But watch out, because men are paying extra now for poo poo like yoghurt. Anywhere that they wander into a world where the fair and expected price is unknown to them. . . . . . .
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Moridin920 posted:you're hosed in a real cataclysmic event just fyi oh absolutely, but I've got at least a couple days to find other diabetics and kill them for their sweet, sweet insulin
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It really makes me sad that my dad died of alcoholism before he could enjoy this glorious age of stealth alcohol products
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well i imagine most women think gifts "for women" are insulting garbate too op at least, if i were a woman i would. i dont care what any actual women think
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You can buy a man a drill and it's no big deal, but buy a woman a vacuum cleaner and suddenly you're a chauvinist.
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Al Cowens posted:Every product and ideal promoted by artofmanliness ironing clothes, buying a fitted dress shirt, looking good for a job interview etc.
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Now this is a Man's Store http://www.izola.com/
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i had to buy a gift for my niece last year and googled "gifts for girls" she probably loved the thong, sex toys, and cookie pan i got her (it makes edible cookie shells you can serve ice cream in!) Hector Beerlioz posted:Ive never seen an episode and im a man
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The greatest gift you can give a man is the opportunity to earn his reward through hard work and gumption. Give your man a job.
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GREAT gifts:
Porcupine claws Trophies for things they didn't do Buttons for political campaigns before their time Cat treats (if they have a cat) Rocks and minerals Electric kettles (if they're Americans and don't know this is a thing) Heat lamps Human teeth (ethical) Potted plants Rusty railroad spikes or mysterious objects from past times, like those really good meat grinders Stamps commemorating weird events or things that are uncomfortable now A desk of Presidential flashcards where you gave each president a new nickname in Sharpie Tiny erasers shaped like ocean fish Lots of candy Weird food that is difficult to get under normal circumstances Dollar-store Light-Brites A jar with a bunch of sugar cubes in it and exactly one ant which will live its life in luxury but die alone (it's a metaphor) Resin dollops with one of your hairs in it like amber
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Pick posted:Resin dollops with one of your hairs in it like amber can it be one of my ball hairs
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Hammerite posted:can it be one of my ball hairs haha yeah!
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Pick posted:GREAT gifts: Proud of my lasting 2 minutes trophy
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Potpourri pouch except you soaked it in piss and dried it out (piss is one of the "manly" scents)
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Men should just switch completely to the "birthday bj" model of gift giving.
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a hole-y ghost posted:Potpourri pouch except you soaked it in piss and dried it out (piss is one of the "manly" scents) One of my friend's favorite gifts from her bf was one of his really sweaty shirts, because it smelled like him when he was away. He gave it to her as a joke.
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One time someone gave me a 5 lb block of unsliced bacon because MAN BACON LOVE and it probably would have been an okay gift except I don't like bacon that much and it took up all of the room in my fridge. So I guess what I'm saying is probably just get him a live pig instead, then it can live outside and he can have other pork meats that aren't bacon.
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Pick posted:One of my friend's favorite gifts from her bf was one of his really sweaty shirts, because it smelled like him when he was away. He gave it to her as a joke. My dog liked exactly the same thing !
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Hammerite posted:well i imagine most women think gifts "for women" are insulting garbate too op No women love dildos
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Pick posted:One of my friend's favorite gifts from her bf was one of his really sweaty shirts, because it smelled like him when he was away. He gave it to her as a joke.
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Pick posted:They think you're an insipid, superficial rear end in a top hat. huh, these dudes know what's what, i have to give them that
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Idea: A picture of a guy with a bigger dick for inspiration.
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china bot posted:lol at anyone who doesn't buy their dad Ftfy
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i usually get girls some succulents in the little glass bowl things and they dig those?
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Moridin920 posted:i usually get girls some succulents in the little glass bowl things and they dig those? yar we love that poo poo
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Dzhay posted:Dad over 40 pro-tip: get a clip of some kind, preferably made of silver, that's useful, but not strictly necessary, and makes him feel respectable. Tie clip, cufflinks, money clip. Anything like that. clip of ammo?
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Pick posted:clip of ammo?
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