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dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
when I have diarrhea I like to squat in the bathtub. I call it "hot squats"

whats your favorite way to have diarrhea?

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paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
squode

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord
in the toilet

also when someone is sucking the poo poo from my rear end in a top hat :smuggo:

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
gloan

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

hi adam

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

I have a special technique called "pooping in my shoes"

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
"Thar she blows!"

down n out
Sep 16, 2008

Nap Ghost
I fill up my favorite mug with some "Brazilian fresh roast"

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
i'd like to take a hot squat on your face

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams

down n out posted:

I fill up my favorite mug with some "Brazilian fresh roast"

You should just stick to your namesake "down n out"

down n out
Sep 16, 2008

Nap Ghost
Way ahead of you buddy

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
I like to puke on my balls

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
this is me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nI6nYGI4jw

Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007



dad gay. so what posted:

I like to puke on my balls

same, fam

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
I always wondered why you can't just put a garbage disposal in the shower drain and get rid of your toilet altogether. :shrug:

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
While bungee jumping off a bridge

Fishy Joe
Apr 19, 2005
Eat at Fishy Joe's
I prefer to have an oily discharge in my own home, on my own toilet, while browsing these very forums. The sensible chuckling helps my sphincter relax and the gold flows

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
I usually have cold Squats and it's a lot less pleasant

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
I like to roll my eyes back in my head and moan while nodding

jonathan
Jul 3, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
I prefer not having diarrhoea but telling my boss I do so I can sleep in a bit, maybe play some doom and then go get a new job somewhere else.

Literally I did that just yesterday.

Also wtf is that the real spelling of diarrhoea ?

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

jonathan posted:

I prefer not having diarrhoea but telling my boss I do so I can sleep in a bit, maybe play some doom and then go get a new job somewhere else.

Literally I did that just yesterday.

Also wtf is that the real spelling of diarrhoea ?

he who spelt it dealt it

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Hot squat

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

dgsw is back in the saddle

don't anyone else sit in that saddle until someone's wiped it down

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
I like to think my posting style is a form of diarrhea FYI

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams

spud posted:

Hot squat



Cool, she wears the same gym shoes as me!

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine
https://streamable.com/bmqr

psychokitty
Jun 29, 2010

=9.9=
MEOW
BITCHES

in ur bants

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you


great i got fired for looking at that

now i can't masturbate retards on the clock

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
My shits are ice cold. Should I worry?

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

King of Bees posted:

My shits are ice cold. Should I worry?

that depends

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

spud posted:

Hot squat



Terrible form.

psychokitty
Jun 29, 2010

=9.9=
MEOW
BITCHES


yah that's going to kill her lumbar

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k

Tried that :(

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

psychokitty posted:

yah that's going to kill her lumbar

Yeah she gonna feel it her cuntccyx.

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

spud posted:

Hot squat



Yes more plz

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.


Hope she shits while squatting, that's hot

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Don Tacorleone posted:

Hope she shits while squatting, that's hot

Or cartwheels.

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem
Don't mention the menthol throat spray trick for alleviating chapped pepper-rectum.

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
if you're sliding into first and you feel a little burst diarrhoea

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wide stance
Jan 28, 2011

If there's more than one way to do a job, and one of those ways will result in disaster, then he will do it that way.
The correct term is "rangus".

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