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paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me

El Hefe posted:

The best player is the one that scores the most goals obviously, that's the reason why Cristiano won the Ballon d'Or in 2013 even though he didn't win poo poo with RM or Portugal so this year the award should be for Luis Suarez.

He's the best, op

https://twitter.com/footbalifights/status/793187330169470976

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blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY
Cristiano Ronaldo is a gay man.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

blue footed boobie posted:

Cristiano Ronaldo is a gay man.

Don't sign your posts.

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



the balloon door is a stupid popularity contest, there's no way they give it to someone ugly like Suarez

Brighterday
Jun 25, 2005
How's Barca gonna do on Sunday ?

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
Ter Stegen has been a bit inconsistent, the game against City should've been 1-1 if he hadn't hosed up, so it's hard to know really.

Lladre
Jun 28, 2011


Soiled Meat

blue footed boobie posted:

Cristiano Ronaldo is a gay man.

pshaw. He's as straight as an arrow.

mila kunis
Jun 10, 2011
gonna watch bartha sevilla this better be good

Brony Car
May 22, 2014

by Cyrano4747

Lladre posted:

pshaw. He's as straight as an arrow.


Checks out.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
Vitolo just merked Barca there

Monday Bandele
Apr 26, 2008
Barca's recruitment has been so bad in the past couple of years. The full transfer ban would have done them a favour.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
what in the hell was that backheel by Sarabia? hmm one on one with the keeper after beating the offside trap, how about I backheel it 15 yards backwards.

Mean Bean Machine
May 9, 2008

Only when I breathe.

Mean Bean Machine posted:

Why are Barca doing so badly in the league this year? Can any of the hardcore Barca fans who go to the stadium every week explain?

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
Ronald got a new contract today, through 2021.

https://twitter.com/realmadriden/status/795310113485713409

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
well Messi is still good

saihttam
Apr 15, 2006
Enter sadman
This is a real good game

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe

saihttam posted:

This is a real good game

yeah, agreed

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
Suarez is p good too, but what a ball by Messi to set that up

curried lamb of God
Aug 31, 2001

we are all Marwinners
Sampaoli rules and I hope he doesn't burn out as quickly as Bielsa did

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
Great game. Sevilla dominated the first half, Barca the 2nd, Messi was just too good.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

Monday Bandele posted:

Barca's recruitment has been so bad in the past couple of years. The full transfer ban would have done them a favour.

Disagree, Umtiti is the best CB Barca has bought in the last 10 years or something and both Denis Suarez and Andre Gomes are fantastic players.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe

El Hefe posted:

Disagree, Umtiti is the best CB Barca has bought in the last 10 years or something and both Denis Suarez and Andre Gomes are fantastic players.

Umtiti owns

Aumanor
Nov 9, 2012
Holy poo poo, that was an intense game. Mascherano and Messi really saved the day. Neymar, on the other side, was straight up dire those last few games, Enrique should bench him for Arda against Malaga. Ditto with Busquets, he still can't find his form from the last season and Barca as a whole is suffering for it.

Also, the ref in this game was such an utter asshat.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

Aumanor posted:

Holy poo poo, that was an intense game. Mascherano and Messi really saved the day. Neymar, on the other side, was straight up dire those last few games, Enrique should bench him for Arda against Malaga. Ditto with Busquets, he still can't find his form from the last season and Barca as a whole is suffering for it.

Also, the ref in this game was such an utter asshat.

Neymar assisted Messi on the first goal and there's no way they're gonna bench Busquets.

But yeah that ref was an idiot.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
Neymar made a couple of very high profile bad decisions, but he had a big impact when Barca counter attacked and was pretty good, I thought.

Aumanor
Nov 9, 2012

El Hefe posted:

Neymar assisted Messi on the first goal and there's no way they're gonna bench Busquets.

But yeah that ref was an idiot.

That assist was the sole shining point in the sea of poo poo that was Ney's appearance today. Really, this says everything that could be said about it. And I really wish LE moved Mascherano to DM once Pique comes back, but you're right, not gonna happen

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

Aumanor posted:

That assist was the sole shining point in the sea of poo poo that was Ney's appearance today. Really, this says everything that could be said about it. And I really wish LE moved Mascherano to DM once Pique comes back, but you're right, not gonna happen
i think the olympics exhausted the poo poo out of him because he's small and fragile physically and mentally and that barca should have rested him longer

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY
Ronaldo is apparently going to sign a new 5 year contract, which will keep him at Madrid until he's 37? Idg why they would do that.

Mean Bean Machine
May 9, 2008

Only when I breathe.

blue footed boobie posted:

Ronaldo is apparently going to sign a new 5 year contract, which will keep him at Madrid until he's 37? Idg why they would do that.

Because hes their best player probably

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

Mean Bean Machine posted:

Because hes their best player probably

I don't think he'll be their best player in his late 30's, and you don't either.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
He's not even their best player right now lol

Piss Man 94
Jun 11, 2003

Busquets has been off his game and he's the most important player on there. Also Neymar is not playing well. Also the back line has been in tatters. Also Iniesta is still really important to Barca and he's been having trouble with injuries. I hope this answers your question OP.

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!





Mean Bean Machine
May 9, 2008

Only when I breathe.
I wonder who'd win in a fight between the dwarf from game of thrones and the dwarf with brittle bones (lionel messi)

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

Mean Bean Machine posted:

I wonder who'd win in a fight between the dwarf from game of thrones and the dwarf with brittle bones (lionel messi)

Messi's veins are pulsing with HGH and EPO so that needs to be considered.

Lladre
Jun 28, 2011


Soiled Meat

blue footed boobie posted:

I don't think he'll be their best player in his late 30's, and you don't either.

I know you people think I am a Ronaldo hater. I do like to make fun of him. But the guy is a really great player. But I do not think he will be such a great player in a year or two since his play style is too demanding.
He's going to blow out a knee or worse trying for those insane runs he does.

peanut-
Feb 17, 2004
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/riksharma_/status/796690253495017472

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



Messi refused a contract extension, my prediction is that he will go to wherever Pep is in July 2018.

Or maybe he will go play in Monaco to run away from the taxman

Mean Bean Machine
May 9, 2008

Only when I breathe.
What a loving snake

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Aumanor
Nov 9, 2012
Another ref transparently whistling against Barcelona. What a loving surprise.

E: F U C K I N G R O B B E D

Aumanor fucked around with this message at 18:13 on Nov 19, 2016

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