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Mean Bean Machine posted:Cristiano Ronaldo is signing a new contract soon which will make him the best paid player in the world once again, and this after leading his country to the first Euro Championships they've ever won, and soon winning his third Ballon d'Or for being the best football player in the world (and thus the universe), and all this after making love with some of the most gorgeous women in the world now that he's single. In that same year, Messi dyed his hair blond. But who won the Pichichi?
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# ¿ Nov 1, 2016 00:44 |
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 10:41 |
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Lladre posted:pshaw. He's as straight as an arrow. Checks out.
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# ¿ Nov 6, 2016 19:11 |
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Teams should just roll over for Barcelona. It's the most economically efficient thing to do.
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# ¿ Nov 19, 2016 18:54 |
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Are Sevilla going to suffer at all if Nasri gets banned? Has he been playing much for them?blue footed boobie posted:I want to laugh but it's all so pathetic. Turn on your monitor!!!!
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# ¿ Jan 6, 2017 15:37 |
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I didn't know this was the Haters Megathread.
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# ¿ Jan 10, 2017 16:54 |
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Mean Bean Machine posted:I get the feeling that some people in this thread would love to have sex with best football player in the world, Cristiano Ronaldo. Homophobia is sad. Just because a dude has the means and will to have a family while enjoying a life free of the complications of marriage doesn't mean he's gay. There's nothing wrong with being gay, of course.
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# ¿ Jan 10, 2017 18:28 |
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Sounds like Barca are evil.
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# ¿ Mar 3, 2017 17:50 |
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manchego posted:sadder is the fact that madrid probably can't keep all of the ridiculous talent it has in reserve. if they don't stay, it will be very interesting to see where the B team all-stars go They'll go to hell (also known as England).
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# ¿ May 7, 2017 16:32 |
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Has he even played for Flamengo's first team yet? That's crazy.
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# ¿ May 7, 2017 22:48 |
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straight up brolic posted:Why did Barca let Dani Alves leave again? Wage savings that didn't involve angering Messi, Suarez or Neymar, I imagine.
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# ¿ May 13, 2017 18:02 |
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Benth-e-ma
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# ¿ May 21, 2017 20:11 |
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Doesn't Messi have a spotty record with penalties? Is no one else at Barca good at them? I remember Suarez being kind of bad at them too.
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# ¿ May 21, 2017 20:26 |
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 10:41 |
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Mean Bean Machine posted:Messi signed a new contract with Barca. Very sad. Obviously afraid of trying his luck in a new league, or club. For that, and many other reasons, he will never be considered the greatest. Fortune favors the bold, and he's a p*ssy. (Huddles in front of a bunch of computers with the world's top philosophers and data analysts) This checks out.
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# ¿ Jul 5, 2017 23:34 |