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buckets of buckets
Apr 8, 2012

CHECK OUT MY AWESOME POSTS
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https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3818944&pagenumber=196&perpage=40#post472627338

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3788178&pagenumber=405&perpage=40#post474195694

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haha op. the secret service are coming for you + lowtax might ban you

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dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

numberoneposter posted:

pic of applewhite hard at work drawing sexy pictures



more like wiping his rear end with at and then using it to paste or poc or 500 selfies so oyur WELCOME

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
col mustard in the library with the candlestick

Ibogaine
Aug 11, 2015
I know it was you, Applewhite – you broke my heart – you broke my heart!

Ibogaine
Aug 11, 2015

dad gay. so what posted:

more like wiping his rear end with at and then using it to paste or poc or 500 selfies so oyur WELCOME

Even more like wiping his rear end ... WITH THE CONSTITUTION!

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013

dad gay. so what posted:

might I recommend scenic dealey plaza?

If we change the route at the last moment and then he gets shot in that same detour, ppl might notiaaaaaahahahaha! Jsut kidding!!

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Applewhite killed himself when the Hale-Bopp comet appeared, he is already dead op

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010
I will take Applewhite's place on the chopping block. Willingly I go! See y'all in Tusita heaven

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Applewhite killed himself when the Hale-Bopp comet appeared, he is already dead op

Actually it turns out the comet really was a spaceship.

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

i hear that if you kill applewhite you become him

Ibogaine
Aug 11, 2015

Applewhite posted:

Actually it turns out the comet really was a spaceship.

I vaguely remember an animated show with that plot. Can anyone tell me which one it was?

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Ibogaine posted:

I vaguely remember an animated show with that plot. Can anyone tell me which one it was?

Family Guy

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
seal him in the Chernobyl sarcophagus

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

Applewhite I would never kill you...



except with kindness.

Ibogaine
Aug 11, 2015

Applewhite posted:

Family Guy

Thanks. Maybe I should rewatch some of the old episodes. Haven't watched the show in years.

scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015

yeah same
someone help me slide this giant boulder over to seal him in his tomb alive

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
*hides amulet of immortality*

"Hahhahahhahahaaa he will die of old age in 80-90 years now muuaahhahahahaaaa"

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
*chains Applewhite to the lancer's post on the post-apocalyptic hotrod*

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
How are we gonna kill him? Is it gonna be quick and painless? I hope not.

buckets of buckets
Apr 8, 2012

CHECK OUT MY AWESOME POSTS
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3681373&pagenumber=114&perpage=40#post447051278

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3681373&pagenumber=91&perpage=40#post444280066

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3818944&pagenumber=196&perpage=40#post472627338

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3788178&pagenumber=405&perpage=40#post474195694

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3831643&pagenumber=5&perpage=40#post475694634
to vanquish applewhite i need the goats blood and 2 ppl to hold my hands to summon orangeblack

Booty Pageant
Apr 20, 2012
applewhite will die being smothered between g cup titties and hella pawg butts

i know this because the sexy gypsy told me

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
*puts Applewhite on the front line where the fighting is thickest, then pulls the rest of the men back*

Mr.Pibbleton
Feb 3, 2006

Aleuts rock, chummer.

numberoneposter posted:

pic of applewhite hard at work drawing sexy pictures



I can't believe Obama is taking credit for the work of vice president and forums member Applewhite. :(

psychokitty
Jun 29, 2010

=9.9=
MEOW
BITCHES

Saint Isaias Boner posted:

i hear that if you kill applewhite you become him

Where did you hear that I need sources stat

psychokitty
Jun 29, 2010

=9.9=
MEOW
BITCHES

Everyone stop until Boner gets back to us about the becoming

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
In fake dairy maid voice: Oh Applevhite, von't you come und eat this pie?

EngineerSean
Feb 9, 2004

by zen death robot
DON'T kill yourself Applewhite

because you will deprive the forums of entertainment

a gruesome play you must perform

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
I say we hire three pawgs to crush him to death.

Might as well give him a wonderful send off.

Benny the Snake
Apr 11, 2012

GUM CHEWING INTENSIFIES

Applewhite posted:

What's everyone doing in here?

Oh God...

You guys remembered my forums birthday!

We know...we all know...

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
He should die in the manner of his threads - you may only use your avatar to kill him.



Begin the slaughter...

Benny the Snake
Apr 11, 2012

GUM CHEWING INTENSIFIES

Say Nothing posted:

He should die in the manner of his threads - you may only use your avatar to kill him.



Begin the slaughter...

Woo-hoo!

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy
Guys we have to focus dps on the adds. I'll call targets. Minus 50 dkp if you are seen not dpsing the target add

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
Stick em like a terrified pig buried under toppled shelves of Charmin

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

I saw applewhite posting a little earlier, what's up with that, I thought he was dead?

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

Say Nothing posted:

He should die in the manner of his threads - you may only use your avatar to kill him.



Begin the slaughter...

hye applewhite click this link it is not a trap

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpV4jla-_Kc

EngineerSean
Feb 9, 2004

by zen death robot

Putty posted:

hye applewhite click this link it is not a trap

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpV4jla-_Kc

glad to see Mario Paint on the SNES is still getting some use

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
ultraban op

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Prepare to meet your maker.



*pew pew pew*

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
make the ban...thernomuclear!

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Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
“If the Spirit of him who raised Jesus from the dead dwells in you, he who raised Christ Jesus from the dead will also give life to your mortal bodies through his Spirit who dwells in you.” Romans 8:11

Wow. Imagine a resurrected Jesus living and dwelling inside. #powerFull #fulloflife

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