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Mr. Maltose
Feb 16, 2011

The Guffless Girlverine
Yeah sure gently caress it something something King Of Pain.

1) Unlike these other fools I'm going to bring a truly novel concept known as the TWIN DEFY SYSTEM. At any time you would normally engage in game mechanics, you can instead opt for the PHYSICAL CHALLENGE and commit a commensurate action in real life real time. Can't roll a twenty? Bust out twenty situps instead! The constantly updating mobile app will contain a dynamic set of 27000 possible scenarios and the amount of sweat needed for you to bypass the associated mechanics.

2) In order to facilitate the necessary difficulty to do things like "be better than a wizard at something" or "Catch an item tied to your hand by string", you're really going to need to slam that weight. So we'll be including 50 pound custom labelled CHALLENGE SACKS full of secrets (sand) and intrigue (dirt). Add an additional 355 dollars to your pledge tier and we'll double the amount of mystical portents (loose gravel) in your CHALLENGE SACKS to show your true devotion to real gaming.

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Mr. Maltose
Feb 16, 2011

The Guffless Girlverine
Hell yeah grabbing Behind My Camel

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