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UnfortunateSexFart
May 18, 2008

𒃻 𒌓𒁉𒋫 𒆷𒁀𒅅𒆷
𒆠𒂖 𒌉 𒌫 𒁮𒈠𒈾𒅗 𒂉 𒉡𒌒𒂉𒊑


King Possum III posted:

Lots of people say they're moving to Canada if Donald Trump :smugdon: wins the presidential election.
I've got a plan for how I can make this situation work for me if it happens.

When Hillary :shillary: Clinton loses in November, tens of thousands of disgruntled progressives will pack their bags and emigrate. I'll blend in with them as they travel north, making for easy emigration.

Once in Ontario, I'll surrender my US :911: passport and apply for Canadian :canada: citizenship. Canada is a member of the Commonwealth of Nations, and all citizens of these countries have the legal right to reside in the :britain: United Kingdom.

Then I can move to London and apply for the generous financial and housing benefits available to refugees.

You will be denied Canadian citizenship unless you possess job skills that would make you much more wealthy in America and sent home.

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UnfortunateSexFart
May 18, 2008

𒃻 𒌓𒁉𒋫 𒆷𒁀𒅅𒆷
𒆠𒂖 𒌉 𒌫 𒁮𒈠𒈾𒅗 𒂉 𒉡𒌒𒂉𒊑


King Possum III posted:

A Trump administration would be heavily influenced by the kind of religious extremists who want gay guys like me hanging by the balls from lampposts. Any civilized society like Canada would almost certainly allow me refugee status, given the danger of imprisonment or execution in my home country.

And once I make it to London, I shall inform Her Majesty the Queen that the colonies are ripe for retaking.

It is true that refugee status is a good way to get in, and we love The Gays, but we may have to house you in a rundown hotel filled with Syrians.

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