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Lots of people say they're moving to Canada if Donald Trump  wins the presidential election. I've got a plan for how I can make this situation work for me if it happens. When Hillary  Clinton loses in November, tens of thousands of disgruntled progressives will pack their bags and emigrate. I'll blend in with them as they travel north, making for easy emigration.Once in Ontario, I'll surrender my US  passport and apply for Canadian  citizenship. Canada is a member of the Commonwealth of Nations, and all citizens of these countries have the legal right to reside in the  United Kingdom. Then I can move to London and apply for the generous financial and housing benefits available to refugees.
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UnfortunateSexFart posted:You will be denied Canadian citizenship unless you possess job skills that would make you much more wealthy in America and sent home. A Trump administration would be heavily influenced by the kind of religious extremists who want gay guys like me hanging by the balls from lampposts. Any civilized society like Canada would almost certainly allow me refugee status, given the danger of imprisonment or execution in my home country. And once I make it to London, I shall inform Her Majesty the Queen that the colonies are ripe for retaking.
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reallivedinosaur posted:I'm a canadian citizen and don't have legal right to reside in britain or australia or anywhere else in the commonwealth, I dont know why you think that. I saw it on the internet, and that's how I know it's true. Dirk Squarejaw posted:Do you live on a platform in the ocean? If you had taken the time to look at my profile, you'd know that Possum Palace is my home.
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