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Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

Millions of Crows posted:

Catholics: Coke
Protestants: Pepsi
Mormons, JWs, any american invented christian fan fiction cult: RC Cola

mormons are diet rite cola (no caffeine)

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Speleothing
May 6, 2008

Spare batteries are pretty key.

Applewhite posted:

Any rival pair in almost any category can basically be broken down into one that is "Coca Cola" and one that is "Pepsi." The breakdown isn't necessarily a correlation with popularity or quality. It has more to do with a feeling, an attitude that is as elusive to define as it is self evident.

Barnes and Noble: Coke
Borders: Pepsi


Ummmmm. I've got bad news for you regarding this rivalry.

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons
Coke: Pepsi
Pepsi: Coke

Pepsi max: Coke
Coke Zero: Pepsi

Soda: Coke
Pop: Pepsi

Cocaine: Coke
Pepsin: Pepsi

Benny the Snake
Apr 11, 2012

GUM CHEWING INTENSIFIES
Baseball-coke
Football-pepsi

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Rommel: Coke
Patton: Pepsi

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The Beatles: Coke
Bob Dylan: Pepsi

Izzhov
Dec 6, 2013

My head hurts.
I feel like you definitely have star trek and wars backwards op

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
Whites: Coke
Blacks: Pepsi

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Nauta posted:

sprite: coke
7 up: pepsi

what no it's

7up: coke
sprite: pepsi

Doctor J Off
Dec 28, 2005

There Is

Bitter Mushroom posted:

The Beatles: Coke
Bob Dylan: Pepsi

Now THis is backwards

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
Sprite: coke
Mountain Dew: pepsi

Doctor J Off
Dec 28, 2005

There Is
Operation Northwoods: coke
Bay of pigs: pepsi

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
USA: Coke
Israel: Pepsi

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
Wendy's: Coke
Hardee's: Pepsi

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

hey! check this out
Fun Shoe

notZaar posted:

Sprite: coke
Mountain Dew: pepsi

mind blown

New York: Coke
New Jersey: Pepsi

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
Israel: Coke
Saudi Arabia: Pepsi
South Africa: RC Cola

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

hey! check this out
Fun Shoe
Britain: Coke
America: Pepsi :911:

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
Diet Pepsi: Coke
Diet Coke: Pepsi

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

hey! check this out
Fun Shoe
Twilight: Coke
50 Shades: Pepsi

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Gabriel Pope posted:

Britain: Coke
America: Pepsi :911:

America: Coke
Britain: Moxie cola

Doctor J Off
Dec 28, 2005

There Is

Gabriel Pope posted:

Twilight: Coke
50 Shades: Pepsi

Current pop culture references: coke
Pop culture references from 2010: pepsi

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003
Al Qaeda - Coke
ISIS - Pepsi

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
Apple computers: Coke
Windows computers: Pepsi

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Bitter Mushroom posted:

Rommel: Coke
Patton: Pepsi

Patton is definitely Coke to Rommel's Pepsi.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

notZaar posted:

Apple computers: Coke
Windows computers: Pepsi

No actually that's very backwards.

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.
New York City: Coke
Los Angeles: Pepsi
Chicago: RC cola

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
Cocaine: Coke
Meth: Pepsi

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

Applewhite posted:

No actually that's very backwards.

No it's not Apple is the popular bland choice these days.

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003
popularity is one factor but we must also consider diversification and/or vertical integration

coke is almost a pure beverage company while pepsi also holds or has held restaurant chains and snack food companies

Since Apple is exclusively a hardware company and Microsoft has dabbled in hardware (zune, surface, etc), I support the contention that Microsoft is Pepsi.

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Applewhite posted:

Patton is definitely Coke to Rommel's Pepsi.

pipe down youre dead

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
Metallica : Coke
Megadeth: Pepsi

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

Bitter Mushroom posted:

The Beatles: Coke
Bob Dylan: Pepsi

Beatles: Coke
Stones: Dr. Pepper

:colbert:

canpakes
Jul 26, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
starwars is the coke you fucknut!

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Lutha Mahtin posted:

Beatles: Coke
Stones: Dr. Pepper

:colbert:

fair enough

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

canpakes posted:

starwars is the coke you fucknut!

No way is Starwars the Coke.

It's not about which one you like better it's about attitude.

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
Your mother: Coke
Your fathers stretched out rear end in a top hat: Pepsi

RaySmuckles
Oct 14, 2009


:vapes:
Grimey Drawer
Hitler: Coke
Mussolini: Pepsi

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

Applewhite posted:

No way is Starwars the Coke.

It's not about which one you like better it's about attitude.

Star wars is very corporate and popular whereas Star Trek has always been for weirdo geeks.

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams

notZaar posted:

Star wars is very corporate and popular whereas Star Trek has always been for weirdo geeks.

so then more like Fanta or RC than Coke or Pepsi

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Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
Mario: Coke
Sonic: Pepsi
Crash Bandicoot: RC Cola
Bubsy: Store-Brand Diet Mountain Dew

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