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Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Any rival pair in almost any category can basically be broken down into one that is "Coca Cola" and one that is "Pepsi." The breakdown isn't necessarily a correlation with popularity or quality. It has more to do with a feeling, an attitude that is as elusive to define as it is self evident.

Harvard: Coke
Yale: Pepsi

Home Depot: Coke
Lowe's: Pepsi

Barnes and Noble: Coke
Borders: Pepsi

Star Trek: Coke
Star Wars: Pepsi

Hamburgers: Coke
Hot Dogs: Pepsi

DC: Coke
Marvel: Pepsi

Which is weird because

Disney: Coke
Warner Bros: Pepsi

Go figure.

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Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

satanic splash-back posted:

tits: coke
rear end: pepsi

poo poo...

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

vols bitch posted:

look how loving wrong you are

No actually Lowe's is Pepsi, sorry. I prefer Lowe's but it's def the Pepsi of the two.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

mind the walrus posted:

Nintendo: Coke
Sega: Pepsi

Exactly! Exactly.

I can't believe I left them out of the OP.

Perfect illustration of the concept right there.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
The Hunger Games: Coke

Divergent: Pepsi

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
The gently caress is Hydrox?

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Doctor J Off posted:

The original sandwich cookie that oreo ripped off and then totally eclipsed in popularity

E: anyway,

Cats: coke
Dogs: pepsi

Actually dogs are Coke and cats are Pepsi

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

scott zoloft posted:

android: coke
iphone: pepsi

Windows: coke
Mac: pepsi

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Doctor J Off posted:

I respectfully disagree

Hmm.

Actually you might be right.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

mind the walrus posted:

HD-DVD: Coke
Blu-Ray: Pepsi

VHS: Coke
Betamax: Pepsi

You're good at this.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Bitter Mushroom posted:

Rommel: Coke
Patton: Pepsi

Patton is definitely Coke to Rommel's Pepsi.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

notZaar posted:

Apple computers: Coke
Windows computers: Pepsi

No actually that's very backwards.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

canpakes posted:

starwars is the coke you fucknut!

No way is Starwars the Coke.

It's not about which one you like better it's about attitude.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Monkey Fracas posted:

Star Trek TNG: Coke

Babylon 5: Pepsi

But:

Babylon 5: Coke

Deep Space 9: Pepsi

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
GBS: coke

BYOB: pepsi

FYAD: crab juice from the Simpsons.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Actually BYOB is more like diet coke.

I guess the forums don't have a pepsi.

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Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Batterypowered7 posted:

Farscape: Coke
Babylon 5: Pepsi

MTV: Coke
VH1: Pepsi

There's no way farscape is Coke or even Pepsi. Farscape is Dr. Pepper.

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