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OctoberBlues posted:He is training to become the fastest man to walk across America. I don't remember his exact plan, but it's something like 40 miles a day, every day, for three months. He is woefully unprepared for this. He's planning on doing the crossing in 64 days which is the equivalent of 1.8 marathons every day. I have no idea why he's planning on doing it in 64 days because the record for the last 36 years has been 46 days 8 hours. There's also an ultra-marathon dude who's about to attempt to do it in just 45 days and a 57 year old dude did the crossing in 52 days in 2008. Doing it in 64 days would actually be really impressive but it wouldn't be anywhere near the record.
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Keg posted:What if he did it while pushing a cart full of bottled water? Depends, is he doing the Death Valley crossing in summer?
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mind the walrus posted:This is like the bystander effect on a global scale-- the kind-of running joke you'd see in a Warren Ellis comic or Infinite Jest wannabe 20 years ago. I can just imagine Charlie Brooker writing a Black Mirror episode around LA Beast
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Aug 18, 2016 00:14
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whoflungpoop posted:when goons lose their minds all sorts of bizzare impulses bubble up and they cant help but go outside Sometime those bipolar mania upswings are a little too upswingy and they end up posting a thread about their Great New Idea which will Totally Fix Their Life and then they can't back down and they have to attempt to go through with it.
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OctoberBlues posted:I don't think he does, it came up on one of the livechats or something that he didn't have anyone in LA to help him move so he ended up hiring some kind of service. Wait, so his main contact with the outside world is via the youtube comments on his videos? No wonder he's going loving crazy.
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Aug 22, 2016 18:50
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Ah ha ha ha, you could practically see the gears turning in his head as he was answering the question about whether people could join him on his walk across America. "Sure! That'd be great!! Just ... no crazy people. Uh ..... oh. Uh ...."
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Aug 22, 2016 19:13
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He uses that "oxygen tent" for hotboxing, guaranteed Edit: gently caress that was a banal comment, I think LA Beast's weird raving and all these lovely youtube comments are making me dumber Edit: poo poo he's only walked 2000 miles in total since January and he's planning on doing a nonstop 3,200 mile walk in October. Edit: holy poo poo he's getting angry and defensive about the questions why he doesn't have a girlfriend. He's getting crazy misogynistic Snowglobe of Doom fucked around with this message at 19:36 on Aug 22, 2016 |
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Aug 22, 2016 19:28
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Goddamn but he's coming across as a bitter dumb rear end in a top hat now
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Aug 22, 2016 19:40
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Oh poo poo he bought the oxygen tent after watching a TED talk by magician David Blaine. He's a magician, you moron. His stunts are tricks.
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Aug 22, 2016 19:54
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Goddamn he wants to learn how to play drums because he thinks he's good at air drums wtfSmokaDustbowl posted:he's acting like my best friend before he attempted suicide, it's uncomfortable Dang
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Aug 22, 2016 20:09
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Haaa he's started blocking people
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Aug 22, 2016 20:12
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steinrokkan posted:laying some sick truths about the www and not being able to cyber in tyool 2016 And masturbation tips & tricks
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Aug 22, 2016 20:21
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I liked the subtle implication that it was his mother/female relatives who are the cause for his hosed up opinions about
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Aug 22, 2016 22:14
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Chinatown posted:remember when he ate a cactus Remember when he shat a cactus after eating a cactus
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Aug 22, 2016 23:32
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Node posted:i wish he'd stop this walking bullshit and go back to throwing up Especially since there's zero chance he'll actually complete the challenge within his 64 day limit, or at all. It's a complete waste of time.
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Aug 23, 2016 08:46
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Well, maybe if there was an ostrich chasing him the entire 3,200 miles
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Aug 23, 2016 08:59
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BONGHITZ posted:Maybe he should smoke more weed? Well he's not the kind of guy to ease off on the throttle on any aspect of his life, is he?
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Zorodius posted:LA Beast here. I'm gonna read allllll these calculus textbooks. Then, I'm gonna pass the exam... without a calculator! Can't wait for the follow up video where he has a 30 minute calculator poo poo the next morning
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