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8-Bit Scholar posted:Oh, well, then he really ought to know better. What's with the Olympic swimmers being kind of pricks? Phelps too, just a tall drink of boring and angst. Swimming is one of the top choice sports for entitled rich kids, so expecting them to be pricks should be standard.
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CANNIBAL GIRLS posted:Swimming is one of the top choice sports for entitled rich kids, so expecting them to be pricks should be standard. And y'know what, tennis is probably the other entitled rich kid sport and it's pretty true that rich kids are pricks and a half. I know some real sweet tennis players though. It's money that really ruins a kid. Well, money and pride.
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# ? Aug 19, 2016 05:49 |
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plus, you know, swimmer physiques. yowza! having both money and a perfect body is enough to make anyone conceited.
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# ? Aug 19, 2016 05:49 |
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lol the people wagging their fingers at a brazilian security guard for taking money from a guy who roughed up a gas station are the same ones who said darren wilson was justified in executing michael brown because he roughed up a gas station
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# ? Aug 19, 2016 06:01 |
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:lol the people wagging their fingers at a brazilian security guard for taking money from a guy who roughed up a gas station are the same ones who said darren wilson was justified in executing michael brown because he roughed up a gas station get a load of this guy
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# ? Aug 19, 2016 06:04 |
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8-Bit Scholar posted:Oh, well, then he really ought to know better. What's with the Olympic swimmers being kind of pricks? Phelps too, just a tall drink of boring and angst. No Lochte's story was that he was afraid of telling anyone he was out drinking but then realized he was over 21 by 11 years and he figured he wouldn't get into trouble for that. I mean it's a really weak defense but considering Mr. "I Stupefied Some Local Morning Talk Show Hosts" was coming up with his story on the fly it makes sense WhyteRyce fucked around with this message at 06:09 on Aug 19, 2016 |
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Following this story from the beginning, it just seemed so confusing. I couldn't think of what his motivation would be to make up a story about being robbed, but more so the part where he said he supposedly refused to follow directions from the "fake cop" that robbed the team, that part just seemed like something he remembered from a movie or something. We all know how that poo poo would've really ended up if it actually went down like that. It made even less sense when the team members supposedly confessed to just having vandalized a bathroom. Why, why the gently caress would anyone make up a story about being robbed at gun point by the police when all they had to do was shut the gently caress up and take some xanax back at the hotel? Then I saw this and realized its a miracle that he doesn't lose his toothbrush up his rear end every morning while trying to brush his teeth. https://youtu.be/6dlyCTswYH0 Give the guy a break, he's clearly a handicap that ceases to function outside of a swimming pool. gently caress me, mommy must've had a few gin and tonics while pregnant with this one.
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# ? Aug 19, 2016 07:18 |
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WhyteRyce posted:No Lochte's story was that he was afraid of telling anyone he was out drinking but then realized he was over 21 by 11 years and he figured he wouldn't get into trouble for that. Most of the countries have very strict rules about drinking/partying during the games. Some athletes have been sent home because they went out one night before they even got the chance to compete.
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# ? Aug 19, 2016 07:33 |
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^^^^ Yeah. A 33 year old adult was sent home before getting to compete just last week because of stupid drinking rules some delegations have so it's not completely outlandish that he had a moment of dread before realizing he isn't from a nation of fun-hating ninnies like the Dutch.
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# ? Aug 19, 2016 07:39 |
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is this the thread where i post videos of brutal mob violence/torture/murder of people in brazil by fellow citizens? speaking of murder in brazil check out this amazing video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVvRWU1RTsk
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# ? Aug 19, 2016 07:42 |
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yeah, i must reluctantly admit that lying about the drinking thing makes more sense than trying to cover up his adventures with transexual prostitutes to his mother. the athletes must have talked about what happened to the dutch guy a lot and lochte is mildly retarded so he probably thought the same could happen to him even though he was done competing.
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# ? Aug 19, 2016 08:29 |
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Serious Frolicking posted:yeah, i must reluctantly admit that lying about the drinking thing makes more sense than trying to cover up his adventures with transexual prostitutes to his mother. the athletes must have talked about what happened to the dutch guy a lot and lochte is mildly retarded so he probably thought the same could happen to him even though he was done competing. I prefer the theory from earlier in the thread that suggests he was broke after paying off the security guy and was calling mommy for more money and things got out of hand when she asked where did his allowance for the week go
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# ? Aug 19, 2016 13:22 |
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its probably the prostitutes thing
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# ? Aug 19, 2016 13:30 |
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Also some people just make up poo poo just to have something to say
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# ? Aug 19, 2016 13:44 |
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Metanaut posted:Most of the countries have very strict rules about drinking/partying during the games. Some athletes have been sent home because they went out one night before they even got the chance to compete. His event is over, he was apparently coming home anyway in a day or two, and his Olympic career is over anyway. And the 21 concern was explicitly stated, not speculated. Dumb story by dumb person. WhyteRyce fucked around with this message at 14:21 on Aug 19, 2016 |
# ? Aug 19, 2016 14:19 |
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Well, the two guys pulled off the plane were released last night after the USOC issued a bribepology and the one who didn't even try to skip town has been offered a deal to "donate" ~$11,000 to some unnamed "Institute" to get his passport back. Yep Rio, this is exactly how you convince the world that what happened at the gas station wasn't a shakedown.
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# ? Aug 19, 2016 14:19 |
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Nill posted:Yep Rio, this is exactly how you convince the world that what happened at the gas station wasn't a shakedown. I mean, seriously, does the video actually show them breaking the door? The whole thing seems really blown out of proportion.
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# ? Aug 19, 2016 14:23 |
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11k to the BumBum institute. Worth every penny
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# ? Aug 19, 2016 14:30 |
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So, lets suppose a russian citizen went to the USA, got drunk, trashed some store and then lied to the police that he was attacked Im supposed to believe he would get away without being arrested, or even paying some kind of fine (or making a deal to avoid being persecuted)? But yeah, Brazil is 3rd world country, they booed that french guy, who those monkeys think they are to want to enforce their "laws " on american citizens
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# ? Aug 19, 2016 14:33 |
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Elias_Maluco posted:So, lets suppose a russian citizen went to the USA, got drunk, trashed some store and then lied to the police that he was attacked But he didn't do that, he got drunk, maybe messed up a storefront, paid for the damages, and left. Later, for some stupid reason, he made up a story about being robbed for some media junket or maybe he just told his mom that and she went on to make a big media poo poo show about it. EDIT: Why is it that on Facebook it's always the most disgustingly obese people who seem to have very righteous opinions about athletes Why are sports fans so fat and gross 8-Bit Scholar fucked around with this message at 14:37 on Aug 19, 2016 |
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maybe criminals shouldn't do crime
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# ? Aug 19, 2016 14:37 |
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Elias_Maluco posted:So, lets suppose a russian citizen went to the USA, got drunk, trashed some store and then lied to the police that he was attacked
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# ? Aug 19, 2016 14:42 |
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Elias_Maluco posted:So, lets suppose a russian citizen went to the USA, got drunk, trashed some store and then lied to the police that he was attacked Did anybody actually file a frivolous police report ? I dont think so, and without that i dont see how they committed any crime also im sorry you were born in brazil, you have my goondolences
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# ? Aug 19, 2016 15:52 |
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Why are we blaming swimmers for peeing all over a gas station. They usually just pee in the pool so their aim isn't that great on dry land.
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# ? Aug 19, 2016 16:10 |
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steinrokkan posted:Did anybody actually file a frivolous police report ? I dont think so, and without that i dont see how they committed any crime After his story got to the headlines, the police went after him (and the other swimmers) for testimony. And than they flat out lied to cops too. That's a crime here, probably at the US too Nill posted:If Russian Guy was already back in Russia so the US extorted three of his friends instead, then yeah, that'd look sketchy as gently caress. The other guys were also involved, Lochte didnt do it alone And yes, Brazil is awful, the olympics were held in shameful conditions, RJ is a total hellhole. But is amazing that you guys cant admit that your hero was a total rear end in a top hat and an idiot is this case, and Brazilian authorities for once did they job
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# ? Aug 19, 2016 16:13 |
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Nonsense posted:maybe criminals shouldn't do crime Well committing crimes is in their job description
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# ? Aug 19, 2016 16:17 |
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Elias_Maluco posted:The other guys were also involved, Lochte didnt do it alone Did they take turns holding his dick while he pissed? Was that part of the two minutes of missing surveillance video?
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# ? Aug 19, 2016 16:19 |
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Elias_Maluco posted:So, lets suppose a russian citizen went to the USA, got drunk, trashed some store and then lied to the police that he was attacked Russian citizen was busy shooting some dude actually tryna rob him
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# ? Aug 19, 2016 16:23 |
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Nill posted:Did they take turns holding his dick while he pissed? Was that part of the two minutes of missing surveillance video? They lied to the police to corroborate his story. Come on, is not so hard to understand
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# ? Aug 19, 2016 16:25 |
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Nill posted:Did they take turns holding his dick while he pissed? Was that part of the two minutes of missing surveillance video? That's actually the entire two minutes because he spent a full 120 seconds releasing a single unbroken stream of piss.
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# ? Aug 19, 2016 16:26 |
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Naerasa posted:That's actually the entire two minutes because he spent a full 120 seconds releasing a single unbroken stream of piss.
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# ? Aug 19, 2016 16:30 |
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Elias_Maluco posted:So, lets suppose a russian citizen went to the USA, got drunk, trashed some store and then lied to the police that he was attacked americans are god's chosen people while russians are godless communists, you cant compare the two
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# ? Aug 19, 2016 16:43 |
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Crazy that some petty vandalism and a little lying was by far the most heinous crime committed in Rio that night, possibly in the entire month.
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# ? Aug 19, 2016 16:48 |