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Got any cool ideas to hack your job? Share your workhacks here. Here's a few: 1) Try switching your computer screen over to actual work when you get up from your desk. Bonus points if it's stuff that requires technical knowledge and looks really complicated. 2) Use your lunch hour to work out, run errands, etc and than eat "while working at your desk" afterwards. 3) Always plug earbuds into your computer so you never have to worry if your sound is accidentally unmuted.
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watch netflix and read books instead of working it owns
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Aug 17, 2016 21:27
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Take a sick day and get fired.
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Aug 17, 2016 21:28
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Check this one out: 1. Smoke weed on lunch break 2. Cum on the pencils (the whole office loves this one!)
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Aug 17, 2016 21:30
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Try to push off anything to do with talking to others to at least a few hours after you arrive in hopes any residual alcohol no longer comes off your breath or pores.
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Aug 17, 2016 21:30
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suck just as many dicks as is necessary to rise to the top measure twice, suck once
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Aug 17, 2016 21:29
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Back when I used to work in a factory, they would pull you off your line of it was so slow and you weren't doing anything. They put you in an other line and make you work. So when it got slow I would grab our lines mop and bucket l. I'd dunk the mop in the bucket, wring it out, repeat. I never mopped. I never cleaned. But if a boss saw me they just thought i was cleaning and carry on. Now I get paid the same to watch Netflix and play games.
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Aug 17, 2016 21:30
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Always used twisted-pair shielded cables for analog or network signals. Trust me on this.
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Aug 17, 2016 21:35
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post post post post post post
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Aug 17, 2016 21:35
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didnt bring a lunch? just steal someone elses its like a free lunch~!
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Aug 17, 2016 21:36
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instead of working, dont.
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Aug 17, 2016 21:36
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pay a chinese guy 1/20th of your salary to do your job for you
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Aug 17, 2016 21:36
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vols bitch posted:didnt bring a lunch? just steal someone elses its like a free lunch~! also make sure to mention your lunch also got eaten to throw them off the trail
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Aug 17, 2016 21:43
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likely there is a fire ax somewhere in your building few whacks with the ax will give you some seriously sick work hax
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Aug 17, 2016 21:45
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Hold your morning poo poo until you've been at work for ~15 minutes and then get paid to poo.
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Aug 17, 2016 21:44
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jump from job to job until you find one that has growth potential but is run like poo poo, then bully whoevers in charge of that poo poo until they give you a good position in the company reorganizing operations while at the same time leeching as much value out of the company as you can by any means necessary
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Aug 17, 2016 21:47
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get paid to post get paid to poop
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Aug 17, 2016 21:49
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Be really positive and friendly but then never do any actual work. You'll do just fine.
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Aug 17, 2016 21:49
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Keep a bottle of bourbon in your desk drawer
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Aug 17, 2016 21:52
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being drunk at work owns
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Aug 17, 2016 21:55
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embezzle money
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Aug 17, 2016 21:58
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poop in the urinal
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Aug 17, 2016 21:58
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Chinatown posted:poop in the urinal Let's not get carried away here, Chinatown
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Aug 17, 2016 21:59
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Let's not get carried away here, Chinatown suck your boss off for promotions
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Aug 17, 2016 21:59
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Perchance the world becomes a better place, Let work be our saving grace, Each one able to enjoy, Every Boy and Girl a lord.
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Aug 17, 2016 22:00
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Work Shall Set You Free.
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Aug 17, 2016 22:00
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Chinatown posted:suck your boss off for promotions I never understood oral sex. Like when you talk to someone who has had it it seems like its the only thing they ever talk about. I don't ever want to be put in a position where I'm made to denigrate myself or make some whom I may or may not stay with forever have to live with a decision made for a moment of momentary release.
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Aug 17, 2016 22:01
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Kang Wang posted:I never understood oral sex. Like when you talk to someone who has had it it seems like its the only thing they ever talk about. I don't ever want to be put in a position where I'm made to denigrate myself or make some whom I may or may not stay with forever have to live with a decision made for a moment of momentary release.
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Aug 17, 2016 22:03
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post M4M personals on craigslist from your cubeicle
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Aug 17, 2016 22:04
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numberoneposter posted:Don't sign your posts. It's not pride its not wanting to be called backwardsdog for the rest of my life.
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Aug 17, 2016 22:06
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Kang Wang posted:It's not pride its not wanting to be called backwardsdog for the rest of my life. TAKE A HIKE YA HOSER
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Aug 17, 2016 22:06
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mods pls change the name of the thread to suck workhacks
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Aug 17, 2016 22:06
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leave the sink running every time you leave the kitchen since u dont pay for the water
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Aug 17, 2016 22:10
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Chinatown posted:leave the sink running every time you leave the kitchen since u dont pay for the water
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Aug 17, 2016 22:14
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Kang Wang posted:I never understood oral sex. Like when you talk to someone who has had it it seems like its the only thing they ever talk about. I don't ever want to be put in a position where I'm made to denigrate myself or make some whom I may or may not stay with forever have to live with a decision made for a moment of momentary release. uhhh lol?
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Aug 17, 2016 22:15
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Give 100% until your probationary period is over and then sandbag and document EPM violations of other employees for coverage of your own incompetence
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Aug 17, 2016 22:20
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instead of using a sick day come in an vomit all over your desk and get sent home. congrats u just saved a sick-day call-in.
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Aug 17, 2016 22:22
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Work at home and just use a macro that moves your mouse around every few seconds while you're AFK to make it look like available on the stupid skype thing. Instead of work, just masturbate or sleep all day. Later that day, get drunk and do all your work in like an hour because you're good at your job.
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Aug 17, 2016 22:28
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Let yourself really try to understand what it means to not work and do the exact opposite.
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Aug 17, 2016 22:31
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hide under your desk all day
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