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CaptainSarcastic: Jul 6, 2013

Three-Phase posted:

Can the mods/admins please embed the audio from "Drugs Drugs Drugs" into every single thread in TCC? TIA.

This but with the Lard cover of "They're Coming To Take Me Away."

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nigga crab pollock: Mar 26, 2010; by Lowtax

zimboe posted:

I have had major depression lifelong, which I compensate for with vile,cynical black humour.
There's your explanation for Zimboe. Not insane, just bitter...

I take Effexor 37.5 mg 2x a day. One of the reasons I am interested in testosterone is that it may help relieve the depression. Yes, I am aware of the Prozac Trap of Doom.
And part of the depression is mourning my dead dick. I can't even jerk off anymore and that's just unfair for an old man.
...
I seem to have every hair I ever had though, not even thinning, though it's bone white. that's a sign of low T right there. I should have lost some hair by now.

I am in China and injectable steroids are unlawful. There is a testosterone ointment I have heard of, maybe that's the way to go. Anyone got data on that ointment?

There's so much fraud: by my research there's no such animal as oral testosterone as it is at once digested, yet many pills online and in the shops.
The herbal Viagra, though, is a demon.
...
I got Type 2 Diabeetus too, well controlled, some retinal damage, moderately hosed kidneys but still OK. Liver's getting iffy from the cheap Chinese hooch.
Sugar is a toxin- gently caress the Coca-Cola Corporation in both ears.

I figure MTBF for old Zimboe is about five years.
...
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Think of it as a gender change from Eunuch to Cis. Hey, maybe a doc would fall for that, tolerance and all.
It's just silly enough to work.

you cant jerk it because effexor removes your ability to orgasm.

talk to your doctor there are other drugs that fix that or other drugs you can switch to. you should probably talk to your doctor considering you are already on medication that affects the poo poo you are having problems with. its not ~low t~ dont ruin your body with sketchy ointments n poo poo

# ? Aug 23, 2016 17:39

Moridin920: Nov 15, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

imo any statement that involves pharmaceuticals/drugs/ointments and starts with 'I'm in China' is automatically answered with 'don't do that.'

end up with heavy metal poisoning or some poo poo

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Utterly Irrelephant: Sep 6, 2007; ive got a rocket in my pocket

just roll a fatty and get stoned.

# ? Aug 23, 2016 22:43

Tonetta: Jul 9, 2013; look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

**methodically removes and eats own clothes*

This poo poo is getting locked tomorrow

# ? Aug 23, 2016 22:46

Moridin920: Nov 15, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

please don't

# ? Aug 23, 2016 22:50

Tonetta: Jul 9, 2013; look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

**methodically removes and eats own clothes*

Moridin920 posted:

please don't

Why? Thread served its' purpose. No a/t in several days. Is there a reason to let it continue?

# ? Aug 23, 2016 22:53

Bulgogi Hoagie: Jun 1, 2012; We

hasn't e/n taught you anything about locking threads

# ? Aug 23, 2016 22:53

Zzulu: May 15, 2009; (â°ËvËâ°)

my vacation ends tomorrow

and so the cycle begins anew

sigh

# ? Aug 23, 2016 22:57

Moridin920: Nov 15, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

Tonetta posted:

Why? Thread served its' purpose. No a/t in several days. Is there a reason to let it continue?

keeps this all somewhat contained

Lichy posted:

hasn't e/n taught you anything about locking threads

# ? Aug 23, 2016 22:57

afeelgoodpoop: Oct 14, 2014; by FactsAreUseless

we need to have a discussion on bathrooms imo.

# ? Aug 23, 2016 22:59

CaptainSarcastic: Jul 6, 2013

Tonetta posted:

Why? Thread served its' purpose. No a/t in several days. Is there a reason to let it continue?

It's your thread, so I'd say it's up to you. It does seem to have largely run its course, but if you wanted to let it linger and then inevitably get necroed a few weeks from now it is your decision.

# ? Aug 23, 2016 22:59

Bulgogi Hoagie: Jun 1, 2012; We

afeelgoodpoop posted:

we need to have a discussion on bathrooms imo.

if women stopped hovering and men sat down in stalls they would be okay IMO

# ? Aug 23, 2016 23:01

Zzulu: May 15, 2009; (â°ËvËâ°)

What's it like being a tran

# ? Aug 23, 2016 23:01

Bulgogi Hoagie: Jun 1, 2012; We

I dunno about the million other tumblr genders but if they do either of these two things they deserve to be banned from public spaces forever just like these men and women do

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