~*~*~*~great gabagool thread ~*~*~*~

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Gatekeeper: Aug 3, 2003; He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

ppl are always like "lol fuckin italians talk like dogs trying to be people" and make fun of me for sayn gabagool and manigot and moozadell, "hurr hurr that's not how it's spelled :downs:

"

then they turn around and talk bout jalapeños and tortillas, it's like "hey jackass pretty sure that's a j not an h, follow your own rules and pronounce jalapeño like Ricky from trailer park boys orand suck my dick please"

# ¿ Aug 18, 2016 12:11

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# ¿ May 22, 2024 05:48

Gatekeeper: Aug 3, 2003; He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

also I eat gabagool once a month spaced apart like a period so my heart doesn't explode it's so fuckin good

# ¿ Aug 18, 2016 12:14

Gatekeeper: Aug 3, 2003; He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

Captain Yossarian posted:

I'm changing my cats name to gabagool

~* rip in piece gabagool 2009-2013 *~

# ¿ Aug 21, 2016 22:42

Gatekeeper: Aug 3, 2003; He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

Wamdoodle posted:

Who the gently caress says please after suck my dick?

The next thing should be "You fuckman"

why don't i tell you to go gently caress your mother

Bing POW boom

I'm in the middle of the fuckin weeds layin diwn

I'm restin

# ¿ Aug 21, 2016 22:48

Gatekeeper: Aug 3, 2003; He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

thathonkey posted:

at whole foods asking the chicks who work here "got any freakin gaba gool hon ?"

give that putana a couple a pops in the jaw and she'll straighten up and fly right (onto oogatz)

# ¿ Aug 22, 2016 02:01

Gatekeeper: Aug 3, 2003; He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

Celluloid Sam posted:

are italian people really like you guys make them out to be

italian from staten island checkin in and no, they're worse

we're like dogs trying to become ppl basically like we have thumbs and have sort of progressed past barking but that's about it

# ¿ Aug 22, 2016 03:06

Gatekeeper: Aug 3, 2003; He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

the great deceiver posted:

buca di beppo! gotta get dat spicy pork in my mouth!!!!!!!

buca di bepis =DDD

# ¿ Aug 22, 2016 03:29

Gatekeeper: Aug 3, 2003; He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

what do you call a black guy w cheese on his head

moolinyan parmigian!!!

# ¿ Sep 15, 2016 11:49

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# ¿ May 22, 2024 05:48

Gatekeeper: Aug 3, 2003; He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

cannolis > chocogerman cakes

like it's not even close

tiramisu and tartufo and sfogliatella also good af, better than german whatevers

# ¿ Sep 15, 2016 12:08

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