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This is a pretty weird skylark parody. I liked the "I would just die if a man did this to me!" Skylark parody thread better.
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:This is a pretty weird skylark parody. I'm not a skylark pardoy
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Aug 19, 2016 03:52
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what the gently caress are you talking about op
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Aug 19, 2016 06:25
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Skylark posted:Lets face it, i am like the popular doll Barbie Basically
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Aug 19, 2016 06:34
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That Robot posted:what the gently caress are you talking about op
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Aug 19, 2016 06:39
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Nirvikalpa posted:I'm not a skylark pardoy I'm sorry. I thought the thread title was a funny forum reference. What can I do to apologize?
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Aug 19, 2016 06:52
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a hole-y ghost posted:I think that the OP wants to find a cute guy and give him a french manicure. didn't she say in another thread that she can't find a dude who would let her put it in his butt lol
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Aug 19, 2016 06:53
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:I'm sorry. I thought the thread title was a funny forum reference.
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Aug 19, 2016 06:55
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Dinosaurmageddon posted:HERE you are OP: drat this thing just ripped off someone's leg, didn't give a gently caress
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Aug 19, 2016 06:58
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op must be pretty fat and/or ugly or a man if she doesn't constantly receive PMs from men asking her to do poo poo like this all the time unsolicited
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Aug 19, 2016 07:05
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I had long nails a few times but it got too much of a pain in the rear end to type so no go
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Aug 19, 2016 07:09
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why cant you just post on fetlife like a normal person
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Aug 19, 2016 07:11
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a good word filter for my girlfriend or my boyfriend or any variation of would be my dog's blown out rear end in a top hat or something equally profane.
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Aug 19, 2016 07:12
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That Robot posted:didn't she say in another thread that she can't find a dude who would let her put it in his butt lol Nope i can't The Saurus posted:op must be pretty fat and/or ugly or a man if she doesn't constantly receive PMs from men asking her to do poo poo like this all the time unsolicited ):
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Aug 19, 2016 17:00
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OP I'll let you give me a french manicure if I can give you a french tickler. Just the tip...
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Aug 19, 2016 17:11
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The Saurus posted:op must be pretty fat and/or ugly or a man if she doesn't constantly receive PMs from men asking her to do poo poo like this all the time unsolicited she's actually not that bad looking but has a wicked case of brokebrains
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Aug 19, 2016 17:14
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bradzilla posted:she's actually not that bad looking but has a wicked case of brokebrains So it is a skylark parody...
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Aug 19, 2016 17:29
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so op would you actually like to be in a relationship with this guy and then just do your sissy/pegging poo poo on the side for kicks or are you just going to use him to fulfill your sexual fantasy then toss him aside? Or would you try to force your fantasies on him like that poo poo about "parading around in front of his friends" if he didn't want to do that for obvious reasons would you press and nag him, or would you accept that enthusiastic consent is necessary for you to not be a monster in this situation?
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Aug 19, 2016 17:45
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i sensually dip my fingers in the mustard...
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Aug 19, 2016 17:51
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op your perfect guy was waiting for you on the forums all along: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3787097 also, what the gently caress is a "NuMale"?
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Aug 19, 2016 18:00
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The Saurus posted:so op would you actually like to be in a relationship with this guy and then just do your sissy/pegging poo poo on the side for kicks or are you just going to use him to fulfill your sexual fantasy then toss him aside? Or would you try to force your fantasies on him like that poo poo about "parading around in front of his friends" if he didn't want to do that for obvious reasons would you press and nag him, or would you accept that enthusiastic consent is necessary for you to not be a monster in this situation? lmao enthusiastic consent is for losers
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Aug 19, 2016 18:36
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right here polish this turd baby i clean up well
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Aug 19, 2016 18:37
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e.e. cummings posted:i want
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Aug 19, 2016 18:37
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BLUH BLUH BLUHHHHHH
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Aug 19, 2016 18:38
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I believe in happy endings, so I unironically hope some guy PMed her and is getting de-maled even as I type this.
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Aug 20, 2016 00:40
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Was expecting Skylark thread, 0/10
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Aug 20, 2016 00:43
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Aren't you the girl that went with her ex to Nepal or some shot and then posted another terrible E/N thread not too long ago?
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Aug 20, 2016 01:47
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jackyl posted:oh gently caress this poo poo again
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Aug 20, 2016 01:48
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:I believe in happy endings, so I unironically hope some guy PMed her and is getting de-maled even as I type this. I need Goon Platinum ):
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Aug 20, 2016 05:00
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You some grade a crazypants nirv
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Aug 20, 2016 05:33
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:This is a pretty weird skylark parody. Why did that thread get gassed? It was funny as he- oh that's why.
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Aug 20, 2016 05:35
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Nirvikalpa posted:Nope i can't putting things in men's asses is an ambitious career
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Aug 20, 2016 05:59
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i wish i could find a cute guy that no one would miss and keep him in my sex dungeon for french manicures and extreme testicle abuse
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Aug 20, 2016 07:38
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If you're in Australia this is a thing I dabble in for fun and am all for a woman being involved But that'd be a long shot 30mil of 7bil
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Aug 20, 2016 08:13
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I'll follow along with the OP if they also pay for all my clothes and I get to pick them out and also pay for my hair stuff at the swankiest spas and salons and basically he just acts like a money pig.
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Aug 20, 2016 08:20
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Al Cowens posted:I'll follow along with the OP if they also pay for all my clothes and I get to pick them out and also pay for my hair stuff at the swankiest spas and salons and basically he just acts like a money pig. The op is actually an insane lady goon that posted in another thread about driving 5 hours to attempt to sexually abuse a confused transsexual i'm a huge prick
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Aug 20, 2016 08:22
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various cheeses posted:The op is actually an insane lady goon that posted in another thread about driving 5 hours to attempt to sexually abuse a confused transsexual i'm a huge prick
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Aug 20, 2016 08:23
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May your genitals find peace in the afterlife
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Aug 20, 2016 08:24
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Nirvikalpa posted:lmao that sounds hot tumblr or alternatively 
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Al Cowens posted:I'll follow along with the OP if they also pay for all my clothes and I get to pick them out and also pay for my hair stuff at the swankiest spas and salons and basically he just acts like a money pig. 
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