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Let's go to a beach resort before the end of summer while it's still warm I've got a real nice high-waisted swimsuit for that 80's chic and I've got this groupon for a brazilian waxing and also I wouldn't mind hitting up paris or newport beach or harajuku or gangnam (ayyy sexy lady) while we're at it
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If you can't find a dude on the Internet who is dying for a woman to dress him up like a whore and gently caress him in the rear end, you seriously are doing it wrong. You're a unicorn in that you are into some top shelf femdom poo poo AND not five hundred pounds. Broke brain or not, you are a dream catch for roughly 1 in every 8 Internet pervs.
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bloodysabbath posted:If you can't find a dude on the Internet who is dying for a woman to dress him up like a whore and gently caress him in the rear end, you seriously are doing it wrong. You're a unicorn in that you are into some top shelf femdom poo poo AND not five hundred pounds. Broke brain or not, you are a dream catch for roughly 1 in every 8 Internet pervs.
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Aug 20, 2016 17:08
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bloodysabbath posted:If you can't find a dude on the Internet who is dying for a woman to dress him up like a whore and gently caress him in the rear end, you seriously are doing it wrong. You're a unicorn in that you are into some top shelf femdom poo poo AND not five hundred pounds. Broke brain or not, you are a dream catch for roughly 1 in every 8 Internet pervs. i think she tries to force men to become actual trannies tho like start getting their dick cut off and taking hormones which not even those fuckin weirdos on fetish dating sites would be into i mean some of them probably would be, but maybe fewer than 1 in 8
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Aug 20, 2016 17:23
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You should clearly follow the teaches of Peaches https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmFp0I8AZqw
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The Saurus posted:i think she tries to force men to become actual trannies tho like start getting their dick cut off and taking hormones which not even those fuckin weirdos on fetish dating sites would be into That reminds me of the time when I was 16; I read a story about a woman and her boyfriend forcing the husband to be a sissy. They would make him to things like wear a dress and suck the boyfriend's penis lmao. However, then they made him take pills which transformed him into a womyn and I thought the story was too heterosexual so i stopped reading. lmao
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Aug 21, 2016 10:29
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This thread is definitely not too heterosexual.
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Aug 21, 2016 12:35
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google tumblr sissy and gaze (gayse) at the results
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Aug 21, 2016 12:43
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its fun to bernie mac it up during a blue moon like once a decade for me
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Aug 21, 2016 12:45
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Glaucus atlanticus posted:This thread is definitely not too heterosexual. Uhh... Do I Look Like A Lesbian to You????
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Aug 21, 2016 16:38
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Hey MIRV I think deep down you'd really like to be straight up ravaged animal hosed by a giant swarthy gorilla man
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Aug 21, 2016 18:20
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im trans and my gf and i broke up ysterday. get at me op. warning: my nail quality isn't great
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Aug 21, 2016 18:24
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apathypuff posted:im trans and my gf and i broke up ysterday. get at me op. warning: my nail quality isn't great Find a Tran and either get her or her coworkers to do them then 
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Aug 21, 2016 20:40
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Are there any italian or british manicures ?
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Nirvikalpa posted:That reminds me of the time when I was 16; I read a story about a woman and her boyfriend forcing the husband to be a sissy. They would make him to things like wear a dress and suck the boyfriend's penis lmao. However, then they made him take pills which transformed him into a womyn and I thought the story was too heterosexual so i stopped reading. lmao I'm sure you can find an Erotic Story that does things the way you want them. There's lots of them out there, with all kinds of fetishes in them. You just gotta keep trying, you can't just sit here thinking back to a story you read years ago that almost did it for you. It's like finding your perfect Halloween Whore Sissy - you can hope, or you can get out there and try them until you find the right one.
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Aug 21, 2016 21:00
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Nirvikalpa posted:Uhh... Do I Look Like A Lesbian to You???? ^^^ MODs new header/title for GBS plzz Also i want to be pumped so full of estrogen that I OD as a vegetable with FF cups. PM me OP 
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apathypuff posted:im trans and my gf and i broke up ysterday. get at me op. warning: my nail quality isn't great You're a troon so your nails are probably ugly like your face Blurry Gray Thing posted:I'm sure you can find an Erotic Story that does things the way you want them. There's lots of them out there, with all kinds of fetishes in them. You just gotta keep trying, you can't just sit here thinking back to a story you read years ago that almost did it for you. How do I find my Halloween Whore Sissy? Dinosaurmageddon posted:^^^ MODs new header/title for GBS plzz I wish I had PMs. But I don't. ): (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Nirvikalpa posted:You're a troon so your nails are probably ugly like your face. actually I'm insanely androgynous and you can suck my dick because you are rude af, but you have to pay now
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apathypuff posted:actually I'm insanely androgynous and you can suck my dick because you are rude af, but you have to pay now ok i bet you "pass" really well lmao
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Aug 22, 2016 03:13
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i wouldn't be even able to tell if you didn't point it out!!!
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Aug 22, 2016 03:14
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I'm literally cuter by the day and you are uglier by the minute
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apathypuff posted:I'm literally cuter by the day and you are uglier by the minute if this is how you keep up your self esteem lmao
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Aug 22, 2016 03:27
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Nirvikalpa posted:I want some weird little beta numale waifu she can parade around in halloween costumes as his friends wonder what happened to the last few drops of testosterone he once had I'm fat
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Aug 22, 2016 03:28
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i once had a platonic sleepover with these two girls and let them paint my toenails it was p cool made me feel like eddie izzard but then maybe 6 weeks later the polish was all chipped and lovely so i asked her to paint them again and she called me a fag. welp that is my story. sorry op i would be into it but i live a lot further away than 3 hours drive.
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Aug 22, 2016 03:33
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Nirvikalpa posted:You're a troon so your nails are probably ugly like your face How shocking that no one wants to be in a relationship with you.
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Aug 22, 2016 12:01
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Lesbians never have french tips. Pro bar tip.
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Aug 22, 2016 12:18
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Don Tacorleone posted:I'm fat  Glaucus atlanticus posted:How shocking that no one wants to be in a relationship with you. You have a Steven Universe avatar
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The Saurus posted:
a male human being who doesn't chimp out over inconsequential poo poo and knows how to act rationally unlike the "old male", which is a caricature of a working class macho dead(and wife)beat dude that only existed in movies but what all men should aspire to be
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Nirvikalpa posted:You have a Steven Universe avatar Your brain is so broken that you considered traveling internationally with someone who wants literally nothing to do with you, and then you drove 3 hours to gently caress this person who still wanted nothing to do with you, not to mention this person being a brokebrain tranny that you want to peg. You are a complete trainwreck of a person and have no room to be insulting anyone lmao
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bradzilla posted:Your brain is so broken that you considered traveling internationally with someone who wants literally nothing to do with you, and then you drove 3 hours to gently caress this person who still wanted nothing to do with you, not to mention this person being a brokebrain tranny that you want to peg. You are a complete trainwreck of a person and have no room to be insulting anyone lmao
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Aug 22, 2016 13:41
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I think your life would be a lot better if you just internalized your role as the receiver op
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The person who made this didn't mark what units these are in so I am just going to assume kg because a 160lb 6ft tall man is basically just a skeleton.
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Nirvikalpa posted:That reminds me of the time when I was 16; I read a story about a woman and her boyfriend forcing the husband to be a sissy. They would make him to things like wear a dress and suck the boyfriend's penis lmao. However, then they made him take pills which transformed him into a womyn and I thought the story was too heterosexual so i stopped reading. lmao op you need to stop taking drugs or do more drugs either way this is some hosed up poo poo Nirvikalpa posted:Uhh... Do I Look Like A Lesbian to You???? why capitalize the first letter of each word?
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bloodysabbath posted:If you can't find a dude on the Internet who is dying for a woman to dress him up like a whore and gently caress him in the rear end, you seriously are doing it wrong. You're a unicorn in that you are into some top shelf femdom poo poo AND not five hundred pounds. Broke brain or not, you are a dream catch for roughly 1 in every 8 Internet pervs. I think the problem is that she wants the guy to genuinely be demeaned and coerced into it against his will, rather than being in on the fetish and happily going along with it through bdsm style mock nonconsent. Although the thread where she said she wished her ex was a meth addict in addition to being a depressed trans because it might make him horny enough to gently caress her suggests that maybe her sexlife problems and the origin of the fetish itself come from a more general and all encompassing tendency towards being a lovely and abusive person.
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Moon Atari posted:I think the problem is that she wants the guy to genuinely be demeaned and coerced into it against his will, rather than being in on the fetish and happily going along with it through bdsm style mock nonconsent. Although the thread where she said she wished her ex was a meth addict in addition to being a depressed trans because it might make him horny enough to gently caress her suggests that maybe her sexlife problems and the origin of the fetish itself come from a more general and all encompassing tendency towards being a lovely and abusive person. so 1 in every 20 then.
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op have you heard about a guy named alex "dare" levert? he should meet your qualifications i would pay you *ten american dollars* to put things into that man's rear end for christmas 
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Aug 22, 2016 19:50
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I wish i could find a cute french man and give him a guyicure
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Aug 22, 2016 19:55
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These knockoff Skylark threads are pretty bad
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Moon Atari posted:I think the problem is that she wants the guy to genuinely be demeaned and coerced into it against his will, rather than being in on the fetish and happily going along with it through bdsm style mock nonconsent. Although the thread where she said she wished her ex was a meth addict in addition to being a depressed trans because it might make him horny enough to gently caress her suggests that maybe her sexlife problems and the origin of the fetish itself come from a more general and all encompassing tendency towards being a lovely and abusive person.
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Al Cowens posted:I just want her to buy me stuff I'd be down with the whole deal but only if she wanted to dress me up as one of those cool lesbians who dresses like a guy with pizzazz! ( qv: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3756184 )
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