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Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Nefarious 2.0 posted:

seltzer is water for people who are too trashy to just drink water

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Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

water is good but sometimes you want to switch it up. variety is the spice of life after all

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

that's when you drink jizz duh

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

Nefarious 2.0 posted:

seltzer is water for people who are too trashy to just drink water

the gently caress you thread is thataway
take octoberblues with you if you're having trouble loving yourself

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Saint Isaias Boner posted:

the gently caress you thread is thataway
take octoberblues with you if you're having trouble loving yourself

Look Bonerman, we're about to have some real loving big problems!

*takes shirt off in aggressive, not sexual manner*

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


OctoberBlues posted:

Look Bonerman, we're about to have some real loving big problems!

*takes shirt off in aggressive, not sexual manner*

time to jack off

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

OctoberBlues posted:

Look Bonerman, we're about to have some real loving big problems!

*takes shirt off in aggressive, not sexual manner*

see you and your puffy areolae in the stucky's parking lot, 15 minutes

i'll be the other guy without a shirt

Video Nasty
Jun 17, 2003

Pepsi Blue was just Baja Blast without the citrus flavoring. Holiday Pepsi was pretty good but I don't much like the regular flavor.

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Saint Isaias Boner posted:

see you and your puffy areolae in the stucky's parking lot, 15 minutes

i'll be the other guy without a shirt

Hey, sorry I'm late, I had to run over to the jamba juice to get a banana pineapple smoothie, I'll be over there in about ten, might put my shirt back on too, this smoothie is making me chilled.

psychokitty
Jun 29, 2010

=9.9=
MEOW
BITCHES

OctoberBlues posted:

Hey, sorry I'm late, I had to run over to the jamba juice to get a banana pineapple smoothie, I'll be over there in about ten, might put my shirt back on too, this smoothie is making me chilled.

nooooooo

please fight about carbonated beverages with your shirts off :bluelabes:

Kitsunegari
Aug 5, 2013
the customizable coke machines don't let you put coffee in your soda but they do let you put lime syrup in there, which isn't as good as a slice of lime so they're functionally useless

don't you dare put your shirts back on

WIFEY WATCHDOG
Jun 25, 2012

Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.
coke blak owns

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

do you like water but wish it tasted worse and wasn't free? well have i got a product for you

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Nefarious 2.0 posted:

do you like water but wish it tasted worse and wasn't free? well have i got a product for you

This guy here... this is the guy.

CrashCat
Jan 10, 2003

another shit post


Nefarious 2.0 posted:

seltzer is water for people who are too trashy to just drink water
i would be fine with seltzer without the fizz, but i'm also fine with flat soda and people think i'm a loving maniac

yet they're fine with iced tea which varies in flavoring from 'dunked plants' to 'dunked plants with sugar'

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

Blue Train posted:

they know what the people want, and the people want seltzer

seltzer is poo poo for asses

bland fizzy poo poo sucks compared to cola

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

That Robot posted:

seltzer is poo poo for asses

bland fizzy poo poo sucks compared to cola

Thanks to the technological advancements of the last century we can flavor fizzy water, even with cola flavor :eyepop:

CrashCat
Jan 10, 2003

another shit post


Blue Train posted:

Thanks to the technological advancements of the last century we can flavor fizzy water, even with cola flavor :eyepop:
holy poo poo :pusheen:

much like your intestines after drinking gas water for years, full of holes

okay they're more like pockets but it's still gross

Captain Rufus
Sep 16, 2005

CAPTAIN WORD SALAD

OFF MY MEDS AGAIN PLEASE DON'T USE BIG WORDS

UNNECESSARY LINE BREAK

Nefarious 2.0 posted:

that's when you drink jizz duh

Man your mom totally believes anything anyone tells her.

And I tried Crystal Pepsi. Too sweet but somehow flavorless. Maybe diet would be better as I mostly drink that and have been weaning myself off it with seltzer mised with one of those flavor water packets that is intended for half as much liquid. So it's lighter but still some flavor in it.

Also I believe Ecto Cooler is a myth. Or an army of fat rear end nostalgics/eBay resellers have bought all of it. I want to see if it is as overrated too.

Vvvv But you responded so actually it worked pretty well I think for a tired Z list GBS joke standby. Also seriously where the gently caress does one get an Ecto Cooler for msrp instead of whatever idiot price they are going for on eBay? It's loving citrus infused sugar water with some green food coloring. :doom: I wouldn't even go to mega efforts to get those old coffee Slush Puppies Bess Eaton used to have. And they were legit good. ( Bess Eaton was like Jesusy Dunkin Donuts. Good pastries but generally poo poo coffee.) Vvv

Captain Rufus fucked around with this message at 22:01 on Aug 23, 2016

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Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

Captain Rufus posted:

Man your mom totally believes anything anyone tells her.

you loving suck at this

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