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gentle pete
Feb 21, 2015

by Nyc_Tattoo
heres the op so you dont have to click the link

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Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Nice to see we have a celebrity in our midst. Really gives this place some legitimacy

MrBigglesworth
Mar 26, 2005

Lover of Fuzzy Meatloaf

gentle pete posted:

heres the op so you dont have to click the link


:barf:

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Camera adds like...80lbs

Tortuga
Aug 27, 2011


Runner-up, TRP Sack Race 2021/22
Seriously though, that one eyed pedo knows where you live and will be out in 18 months thanks to Clitary. How are you gonna defend yourself?

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
for real though they're like oh you like capturing and torture raping teenagers?

HUH I guess we'll put you in for 18 years so just when you're getting out there'll be a fresh crop!

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

im the one-eyed rapist it was all a ploy to terrorize the forums with the ops face

Cosmic Charlie
Apr 6, 2009

How do you do? Truckin' in style along the avenue

Moridin920 posted:

for real though they're like oh you like capturing and torture raping teenagers?

HUH I guess we'll put you in for 18 years so just when you're getting out there'll be a fresh crop!

I mean im not big into torture but we should definitely at least capture the raping teenagers

deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

a hole-y ghost posted:

The OP raped 69 women in prison, he needs to go to jail.

How many women did the OP assault to be put in jail long enough to rape 69 women there?

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug


i see what you did there

also there

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Shakill OReal posted:

How many women did the OP assault to be put in jail long enough to rape 69 women there?
He only had to be in jail for 69 seconds

Fallows
Jan 20, 2005

If he waits long enough he can use his accrued interest from his savings to bring his negative checking balance back into the black.

gentle pete posted:

heres the op so you dont have to click the link



Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015


lol

Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?


gentle pete posted:

heres the op so you dont have to click the link



u look like peter family guy

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Kuato posted:

Camera adds like...80lbs

*storms into thread breathless

HOW MANY CAMERAS ARE ON HIM?!

roymorrison
Jul 26, 2005
man whats it like to live so close to something so hosed? can you think of any red flags now that you know this poo poo was going on?

several friends
Apr 7, 2015

That's neat OP but do you have any regrets about your comments? I know it's all edited but is there anything about your inflection or body language that you'd like to change? Did you have an immediate pang of regret after forgetting a cool response?

You'll get laid because of this story despite looking goony, so there's that. I'd probs have a beer and shoot the poo poo about movies with you if I was in your area, we could even explore rapehouse for a laugh :)

Tears In A Vial
Jan 13, 2008

Kuato posted:

Camera adds like...80lbs

must have had a lot of cameras on him lol classic joke

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD
didnt read the thread but want to say that i fell that op shouldnt have raped those kids

my two sentz

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD
why do we teach women not to get raped but we dont teach men not to rape?

why is that?

because i didnt even know that

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Tears In A Vial posted:

must have had a lot of cameras on him lol classic joke

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

gentle pete posted:

heres the op so you dont have to click the link


If They Mated: Jared Fogle & Peter Griffin

Robot Pride
Aug 2, 2010

by exmarx
if there was ever a better news story to yell "gently caress her right in the pussy" into the microphone and run away i sure as hell haven't seen it

you disappoint me, op

a hole-y ghost posted:

If They Mated: Jared Fogle & Peter Griffin

woah :lol:

Robot Pride fucked around with this message at 02:28 on Aug 19, 2016

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
you hot bitch op. hot fucken bod

ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006

why isnt it letting me chose one???

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

if ur looking for hot places to trawl for strange i recommend a swingin little happening called take back the night

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
gently caress me daddio

Robot Pride
Aug 2, 2010

by exmarx
OP, how much child porn did you start jamming down the toilet when you saw those swat vehicles start rushing down your street?

Sperghetti
Apr 21, 2010

Very misogynistic OP not letting your mom do the news interview at her own house. Also how you hear the news people knocking from down in the basement? :rimshot:

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Robot Pride posted:

if there was ever a better news story to yell "gently caress her right in the pussy" into the microphone and run away i sure as hell haven't seen it

Yeah OP you missed a chance to make a classy rape joke, possibly in the earshot of victims. What were you thinking?

Ravens Ruse
Aug 17, 2016

I'm new.... I have no clue and frequently state the obvious
Well hi... pity about the circumstances... so creepy, a rapist next door.... shudder

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Orkin Mang posted:

gently caress me dad :regd10:

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
How many teenage girls are in your basement op?

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



i had a friend in high school who i did a lot of drugs with, but i fell out with him when i was like 19 because he turned into a nazi, which was pretty unpleasant. anyway i saw him only rarely thereafter, until like a year later i found out he was some kind of mentally ill and got sent to prison for fighting with a cop. this wasn't surprising cus i'd seen him do stuff like that, especially he came back after hiking the appalachian trail alone. he almost got us shot once because he wouldn't get on the ground in the mud when the police shouted at us.

anyway, about a year after i heard he went to prison, he came into the store i was working at and one of his eyes was going in the wrong direction and he was rambling about how he learned taekwondo in prison and was now a martial arts expert who decimated prison guards and other inmates while also learning the true nature of life through philosophical reading. he seemed pretty off and i was glad i no longer had to deal with him. i quit that job a few months later and went back to college.

anyway then when i was in school i ran into him in a macdonalds parking lot one morning, and he was like really slow and slurred and weird, and told me he was homeless because people ahd been gangstalking him, etc etc, standard paranoid ravings. i was all "bummer bro" and left because he was terrifying me. anyway about two months later, i'm home and awake early cus i was pretty sick , and i look out the window and he's standing in front of my house (around 6:30 in the morning) with a giant crowbar, staring at my house and pacing around. i call the cops and they show up and apparently he's mad at me for running a complicated BDSM sex ring that gangstalks him and breaks his CDs when he's out of the house, and he just needs the crowbar for zombies. this is all happening while a bunch of kids are getting on a schoolbus, before the cops come, like 20 feet away. a few months later he came back and bashed my windshield with a tire iron or something, it was pretty cracked on one side

anyway this has gotten too long so basically he went to colorado like all vagrant drug addicts. a year or so later the FBI called me, cus the cop who had handled it kinda knew me and was now an fbi agent, to tell me that he had raped a girl, got stopped mid rape by a good samaritan, and then ran away and groped another woman at a bus stop less than an hour later. his sleazy lawyer called the woman he raped's credibility into question, he burst into loud rambling profanities in court (according to the new) and now he's in prison for 26 years.

anyway that is my rapist story.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

cool but where does the meatball sub come in

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



a hole-y ghost posted:

cool but where does the meatball sub come in

not for months thankfully, that was a dark moment for me

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
randyll tarly would never have stood for this

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Frog Act posted:

not for months thankfully, that was a dark moment for me
:sympathy:

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God Of Paradise
Jan 23, 2012
You know, I'd be less worried about my 16 year old daughter dating a successful 40 year old cartoonist than dating a 16 year old loser.

I mean, Jesus, kid, at least date a motherfucker with abortion money and house to have sex at where your mother and I don't have to hear it. Also, if he treats her poorly, boom, that asshole's gonna catch a statch charge.

Please, John K. Date my daughter... Save her from dating smelly dropouts who wanna-be Soundcloud rappers.
Did the servos that control Abby's facial expressions start glitching out again?

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