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Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Some real Silence of the Lambs stuff going on here now that I think about it. Kind of a false flag type set-up if you ask me. :tinfoil:

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Loqieu
Feb 27, 2001

So I'm guessing his mother still lives there? Gonna be an awkward block party.

MrBigglesworth
Mar 26, 2005

Lover of Fuzzy Meatloaf
No the house went up for sale really fast after poo poo went down. The cars you see in the driveway now are the new owners of The Rape House.

Shifty gimbal
Dec 28, 2008

Hey you... I got something to tell ya
Biscuit Hider

the article posted:

Prosecutors also brought a child porn charge against Zavala after finding explicit photos of a 15-year-old girl on his phone.
extra owned

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

MrBigglesworth posted:

No the house went up for sale really fast after poo poo went down. The cars you see in the driveway now are the new owners of The Rape House.

how much does a rape dungeon go for now in suburbia?

Robot Pride
Aug 2, 2010

by exmarx

Darth123123 posted:

how much does a rape dungeon go for now in suburbia?

well, as a dungeon contractor here on the east coast of the US it can depend greatly depending on whether it's just single victim occupancy or multiple or if you want multiple victims with torture devices co-located as well within the room. some add-ons like grading the floor and putting a large drain in so that fluids like blood from hitting them in the head with a hammer or urine or semen can easily drain out get to be very costly

we have a stack of full-color brochures here around the office i can forward along to you if you are interested in looking into it or getting a quote

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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Gotta nuke something
Depends one where you live though.

Certain parts of the country have made it mandatory that all new homes come pre-equipped with a murder-rape-dungeon. They're of course not as well-appointed as the custom jobs, but it really gives a home-owner peace of mind to know that their murder-rape needs are taken care of from their very first step through the door.

I hate yankees
Apr 29, 2008

gentle pete posted:

heres the op so you dont have to click the link



jesus christ have some respect for yourself and learn how to properly press your collars op

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona

MrBigglesworth posted:

No the house went up for sale really fast after poo poo went down. The cars you see in the driveway now are the new owners of The Rape House.

how much below list price does a suburban rape dungeon go for

asking for a friend

Illavick
Sep 15, 2012

WHENA MINA RENA VATIVE
Ugh. People with a weird eye or a cleft lip or some poo poo just shouldn't rape women. Gross.

Serrath
Mar 17, 2005

I have nothing of value to contribute
Ham Wrangler
I used to have to testify regularly on the potential risks of serial sexual offenders and how they may be managed. These cases would always attract attention and I was always required to give strict "no comment" answers which still ended up on the news anyway.

Now google searching my name returns all sorts of news articles about dangerous sexual offenders. I didn't think this would matter but I was asked about my sexual offender work during a job interview in spite of not including it in my resume. Apparently my current partner found all these articles after searching for me after our second date and felt uncomfortable to ask me about it until we'd been together 6 months.

Hope this doesn't follow you around!

Loqieu
Feb 27, 2001

the great deceiver posted:

how much below list price does a suburban rape dungeon go for

asking for a friend

There's actually a guy who specializes in appraising houses where violent crime like this has occurred. He had a big write up on his business a few months back, I think to coincide with a book. Amusingly it focused in a story where a woman moved her family out of a house where her husband had died in because she felt creeped out, and a few months later in her new house she learned the previous owner killed his family inside before killing himself. Apparently in that state the law is you only have to disclose it if the buyer asks, so she had no recourse.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Loqieu posted:

Apparently in that state the law is you only have to disclose it if the buyer asks, so she had no recourse.

lol what retard state was this

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Moridin920 posted:

lol what retard state was this

California

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

its almost like ghosts dont exist

kazr
Jan 28, 2005

this makes me want to start screaming and then not stop screaming forever

God Of Paradise
Jan 23, 2012
You know, I'd be less worried about my 16 year old daughter dating a successful 40 year old cartoonist than dating a 16 year old loser.

I mean, Jesus, kid, at least date a motherfucker with abortion money and house to have sex at where your mother and I don't have to hear it. Also, if he treats her poorly, boom, that asshole's gonna catch a statch charge.

Please, John K. Date my daughter... Save her from dating smelly dropouts who wanna-be Soundcloud rappers.

Darth123123 posted:

how much does a rape dungeon go for now in suburbia?

Tuttle isn't suburbia. He lives in the nice part of a hick town. Lots of pawn shops, liquor stores, a wal-mart, probably a new influx of vape places and pick up trucks with gun mounts galore.

When you see those embarassing Lost Ogle photos of the Oklahoma State fair, those are people from the Tuttle's, the Shawnee's, the Guthrie's, the McAlister's.

The master race of pod people live in Edmond. Besides their tiny white-picket military state there are three cities Oklahoma City's metro area, Norman, and Tulsa. Everything else are just methed out trailer encampments in the wastes and cities of dust that once came out of the same "build your idyllic 1950's poo poo-town" order form in the back of a comic book that devolve into the Lubbocks and Lawtons of the world fit only for the type of people who are content to smoke trucker meth from broken lightbulbs.

It's a hard state to live in, but luckily I'm a hard man. That's why the call me Dick Justice, Sex Detective.

God Of Paradise fucked around with this message at 07:41 on Aug 22, 2016

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

gentle pete posted:

heres the op so you dont have to click the link



That look when your blood type was determined by the dipping sauce for your mcnuggets

God Of Paradise
Jan 23, 2012
You know, I'd be less worried about my 16 year old daughter dating a successful 40 year old cartoonist than dating a 16 year old loser.

I mean, Jesus, kid, at least date a motherfucker with abortion money and house to have sex at where your mother and I don't have to hear it. Also, if he treats her poorly, boom, that asshole's gonna catch a statch charge.

Please, John K. Date my daughter... Save her from dating smelly dropouts who wanna-be Soundcloud rappers.

Booblord Zagats posted:

That look when your blood type was determined by the dipping sauce for your mcnuggets

He looks like he's a villain from Thumb Wars.

Dis nigga's Darth Toe.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

God Of Paradise posted:

He looks like he's a villain from Thumb Wars.

Dis nigga's Darth Toe.

I dunno, I think my mcnugget hypothesis holds water

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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Gotta nuke something

God Of Paradise
Jan 23, 2012
You know, I'd be less worried about my 16 year old daughter dating a successful 40 year old cartoonist than dating a 16 year old loser.

I mean, Jesus, kid, at least date a motherfucker with abortion money and house to have sex at where your mother and I don't have to hear it. Also, if he treats her poorly, boom, that asshole's gonna catch a statch charge.

Please, John K. Date my daughter... Save her from dating smelly dropouts who wanna-be Soundcloud rappers.
94% McNugget.
6% Cherokee.

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014

gentle pete posted:

heres the op so you dont have to click the link



Yep, that's a goon all right. OP's story checks out.

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


Are you really in oklahoma? hahahaha

sorry about the rapist who will be free in a few years & probably see your smack talk and come back for some revenge in 18 years. The Oklahoma justice system has failed us... this has never happened. We don't have an rear end in a top hat named JOhn Grisham who has made a career out of oklahoma miscarriages of justice..

Krypt-OOO-Nite!!
Oct 25, 2010
Talking poo poo about him while he's locked up, he's gonna see it and when that Turtle-man gets out in 20, he's gonna gently caress you up.

Gay Weed Dad
Jul 12, 2016

cool dude, flyin' high
Congrats on finally ruling yourself out of all the "neighborhood rapist" pools OP!

d3c0y2
Sep 29, 2009

Gay Weed Dad posted:

Congrats on finally ruling yourself out of all the "neighborhood rapist" pools OP!

You know some of his neighbors lost serious money when wonky eye turned out to be the rapist rather than McNugget.

Chorman Plamp
Nov 23, 2004
I Craft War
Fun Shoe
I'm surprised Smythe is allowing this cyber bullying to continue so long think of the children

Stryder
Oct 3, 2002
"He will be eligible for to get out after 18 years."


Jesus Christ, even the printed news in Oklahoma has an accent.

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Icept
Jul 11, 2001

d3c0y2 posted:

You know some of his neighbors lost serious money when wonky eye turned out to be the rapist rather than McNugget.

holy poo poo

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