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Hector Beerlioz posted:They give you a steak knife and fork so I can converse while I eat, not yammer through a mouth of bones yes because applebees is where you go for ribs instead of feasting upon them in your domain after a successful hunt upon a blood pyre. kill something then eat it.
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You really can't get at the meat that way, you'll always have a little left. I just go through a lot of napkins and/or moist towelettes depending on availability. It's sort of pain but that just has to be part of your calculations when considering whether or not you want to eat ribs.
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Aug 18, 2016 23:50
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SneakyFrog posted:yes because applebees is where you go for ribs instead of feasting upon them in your domain after a successful hunt upon a blood pyre. I get shrimp and grits at Applebee's. Chili's is for bbq ribs.
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Aug 18, 2016 23:51
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SneakyFrog posted:yes because applebees is where you go for ribs instead of feasting upon them in your domain after a successful hunt upon a blood pyre.
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Aug 18, 2016 23:53
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I like to do some drugs then eat ribs with my hands after I gently caress an rear end
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AKA Pseudonym posted:You really can't get at the meat that way, you'll always have a little left. Incorrect. When the rib is mostly eaten and sauce is gone you can pick it up and nibble off the remaining meat. Knife and fork does most of the grunt work efficiently.
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Incorrect. When the rib is mostly eaten and sauce is gone you can pick it up and nibble off the remaining meat. Knife and fork does most of the grunt work efficiently. so you do eventually pick it up with your hands?
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Hector Beerlioz posted:I get shrimp and grits at Applebee's. Chili's is for bbq ribs. well i suppose if you are eating there you could bring a food processor, order a cup of ice scrape the ribs off the bone with the handy provided curvy stab resistant steak knife and puree it, then drink it through a loopy straw so you can maximize your productivity chit chatting while you continue to eat animals you dont respect you urban socialite you.
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Incorrect. When the rib is mostly eaten and sauce is gone you can pick it up and nibble off the remaining meat. Knife and fork does most of the grunt work efficiently. 
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The Bananana posted:so you do eventually pick it up with your hands? Yes, it's no longer messy at that point. You can use a napkin to hold it if not.
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Aug 18, 2016 23:55
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a hole-y ghost posted:you freaking waffle your way of eating is objectively wrong from any perspective did you just call him a waffle???
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Aug 18, 2016 23:55
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The Bananana posted:did you just call him a waffle??? 
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Aug 18, 2016 23:56
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I'm Polish and Irish, not Belgian
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ive quizzed several euros on eating food and they all eat pizza and sandwiches with forks and knives too are you european or something
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Aug 18, 2016 23:57
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SneakyFrog posted:well i suppose if you are eating there you could bring a food processor, order a cup of ice scrape the ribs off the bone with the handy provided curvy stab resistant steak knife and puree it, then drink it through a loopy straw so you can maximize your productivity chit chatting while you continue to eat animals you dont respect you urban socialite you. No, that sounds gross. Ruins the texture of the meat.
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Hector Beerlioz posted:No, that sounds gross. Ruins the texture of the meat. at chilis 
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Aug 18, 2016 23:58
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Macasaurus posted:ive quizzed several euros on eating food and they all eat pizza and sandwiches with forks and knives too I grew up and live in the Virginia side of the Washington DC metropolitan area.
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Aug 18, 2016 23:59
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There must be better rib places where you live. Texas Roadhouse has good stuff IMO
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Hector Beerlioz posted:I'm Polish and Irish oh man i have a good joke for this but its offensive so i better not tell it
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I have never seen a Texas Roadhouse, but heard of them. I've been to Hoss's several times but never got the ribs.
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find an old black man on the side of the road with what appears to be an oil drum on fire on its side (this is important) tell him " I am stupid and have never eaten barbecue" then like a baby bird open up and accept the goodness
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Aug 19, 2016 00:02
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Hector Beerlioz posted:I have never seen a Texas Roadhouse, but heard of them. We just call em "roadhouse's" around here. 
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Aug 19, 2016 00:04
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in san diego people think bbq means steamed and then grilled meat absolutely covered in high fructose corn syrup based bbq sauce people wait for hours for it ill stick to burritos
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Aug 19, 2016 00:05
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SneakyFrog posted:find an old black man on the side of the road with what appears to be an oil drum on fire on its side (this is important) I have eaten bbq ribs many times, even grilled them myself once or twice.
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Aug 19, 2016 00:06
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The Bananana posted:We just call em "roadhouse's" around here. There is a Lonestar nearby, is that similar?
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Aug 19, 2016 00:07
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Chinatown posted:in san diego people think bbq means steamed and then grilled meat absolutely covered in high fructose corn syrup based bbq sauce Serious lack of good pizza too.
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Aug 19, 2016 00:08
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Hector Beerlioz posted:I have eaten bbq ribs many times, even grilled them myself once or twice. if you could resist grabbing them and ripping and tearing like the proper doom marine with your bare hands i regret to say, you havent had ribs worth a drat perhaps.
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Aug 19, 2016 00:08
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you might be too civilized for my common self perhaps on the other hand
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Hector Beerlioz posted:I get shrimp and grits at Applebee's. Chili's is for bbq ribs. lol
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Aug 19, 2016 00:10
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SneakyFrog posted:you might be too civilized for my common self perhaps on the other hand Entertain this analogy if you will. Imagine if you just took the most amazing, feel good poo poo of your life and you knew right then and there afterwards there was no need to wipe. That is what eating ribs with a knife and fork is like.
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Aug 19, 2016 00:12
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I expect a rolf from you at the very least
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Aug 19, 2016 00:12
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sorry mr. shrimp and grits but all you're getting out of me is a measured lol today
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Entertain this analogy if you will. Imagine if you just took the most amazing, feel good poo poo of your life and you knew right then and there afterwards there was no need to wipe. That is what eating ribs with a knife and fork is like. I just heard i have boring no cleanup sex did i read that right? some things are worth it.
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Aug 19, 2016 00:13
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Hector Beerlioz posted:There is a Lonestar nearby, is that similar? Lonestar Café?!
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The Bananana posted:Lonestar Café?! The place that gives out peanuts
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SneakyFrog posted:I just heard i have boring no cleanup sex Hey now, we are talking about food. The only thing a period stops is a sentence.
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Aug 19, 2016 00:15
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Serious lack of good pizza too. theres a couple dope spots i like bbq chicken pizza and shall not be ashamed
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Chinatown posted:theres a couple dope spots poo poo I never found them.  Oh wait there's a California pizza kitchen in normal heights or some poo poo, p good.
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Aug 19, 2016 00:18
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Hey now, we are talking about food. well clearly you have skewed priorities person.
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idk about any of that or whatever but check out this rad vid of a helicopter starting up https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4QSqkHCKNE
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