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Huge Obamacare Fan posted:Oh and the guy who plays Jack in Jack in the Box commercials is a regular at my restaurant are you serious???? this fukin guy?: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AN7IG6Pwlec this poo poo kills me "just go" reminds me of the "merci beaucoup, peewee" joke in peewee's big adventure
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Aug 19, 2016 21:59
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One year for her birthday I took my girlfriend to a very fancy sushi restaurant for dinner. During our meal in walked the motherfucking DOG WHISPERER, Cesar Millan, and his date, who appeared to be an Asian escort (he had just got divorced). It was pretty awkward because we were the only people in the place and he just kept staring at us.
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Aug 19, 2016 21:59
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i went to a party at chevy chase's house and played his guitars and he called me a dick for my unsportsmanlike behavior after winning a game of foosball against two young girls. i threw up in his toilet and went home.
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Aug 19, 2016 22:10
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This one time I was on a flight and there were only like 10 people total on the flight. There was this big muscled motherfuker sitting right next to me and he kept glancing over and making eye contact with me, seemingly getting more annoyed each time for what I can only assume is that I didn't recognize who he was. Eventually he moved a few rows up and the flight attendants spent the entire flight talking with him to the point where they didn't even serve me a drink. I never found out who he was, looked like a WWE wrestler or something. I had Jewel flip me off in front of thousands of people because I kept taking pictures of her during a concert. These threads are great though, I don't know if it's real or not but I'll never forget the goon who said Keifer Sutherland liked his shirt and was probably trying to get him in bed for man sex.
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Aug 19, 2016 22:30
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Avian Pneumonia posted:i went to a party at chevy chase's house and played his guitars and he called me a dick for my unsportsmanlike behavior after winning a game of foosball against two young girls. i threw up in his toilet and went home. Chevy Chase's parties are full of young girls, good to know.
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Aug 19, 2016 22:47
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counterfeitsaint posted:Chevy Chase's parties are full of young girls, good to know. Well it wasn't his party. And I was probably being a dick?
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Robot Pride posted:are you serious???? Yeah, but just the guy in the suit, not the voice. Dunno, poo poo's weird Edit: just rewatched big adventure a few days ago after not having seen it in over a decade. poo poo is still awesome Roundup Ready fucked around with this message at 00:19 on Aug 20, 2016 |
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Aug 20, 2016 00:17
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Forums celebrity Dad Gay.So What once told me to suck the poo poo out of his rear end in a top hat.
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Larry Bird called me a little human being. It was really in apropos of nothing, apparently he just regularly refers to kids in that way. Nigmaetcetera fucked around with this message at 00:57 on Aug 20, 2016 |
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Aug 20, 2016 00:55
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Germstore posted:man, that guy is always on.
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Aug 20, 2016 01:07
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Applewhite posted:Forums celebrity Dad Gay.So What once told me to suck the poo poo out of his rear end in a top hat. he tells that to everyone
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Aug 20, 2016 01:07
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:he tells that to everyone Yeah but he told me in person 
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Aug 20, 2016 01:11
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Applewhite posted:Yeah but he told me in person did you do it?
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Aug 20, 2016 01:13
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:did you do it? I couldn't have even if I wanted to because he was wedged too tight behind the handles of his mobility scooter.
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Aug 20, 2016 01:23
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Cher called my brother an rear end in a top hat. By his account, he was being an rear end in a top hat, so it was entirely warranted. To memorialize this auspicious occasion, our friend's band made a song about it, suitably entitled, "Cher Called My Friend an rear end in a top hat."
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Aug 20, 2016 01:26
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Wizchine posted:Cher called my brother an rear end in a top hat. By his account, he was being an rear end in a top hat, so it was entirely warranted. To memorialize this auspicious occasion, our friend's band made a song about it, suitably entitled, "Cher Called My Friend an rear end in a top hat." and no one has ever heard that song
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Aug 20, 2016 01:31
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I saw the Stabler guy from SVU riding a bike and when he came to a stoplight he pulled down his lycra shorts and started windmilling in broad daylight
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Aug 20, 2016 01:32
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SpicyMeatSandwich posted:I saw the Stabler guy from SVU riding a bike and when he came to a stoplight he pulled down his lycra shorts and started windmilling in broad daylight who the gently caress is stabler?
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Aug 20, 2016 01:33
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Ein cooler Typ posted:it's weird how many Star Trek people hate Star Trek even though for 99% of them it's the role that took them from forgettable nobodies to "unknown to everyone except nerds" imagine that a goodly portion of your income is derived from signing autographs for and otherwise interacting with Star Trek nerds at conventions imagine people going 'haha where's your phaser LIEUTENANT' every time you go try to have a drink imagine having as much success with women irl as la forge does in the show; unless they are women dressed as klingons
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Aug 20, 2016 01:36
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Moridin920 posted:imagine that a goodly portion of your income is derived from signing autographs for and otherwise interacting with Star Trek nerds at conventions Jordie got mad pussy. It was in a book
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Aug 20, 2016 01:39
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So he can't get women to cling on so he has to look for Klingons, is what you're saying.
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Aug 20, 2016 01:41
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Mozi posted:So he can't get women to cling on so he has to look for Klingons, is what you're saying. klingon women have good tits. Its the future
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Aug 20, 2016 01:43
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:Jordie got mad pussy. It was in a book holopussy maybe
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Aug 20, 2016 01:44
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Moridin920 posted:holopussy maybe hes blind, how can he tell the difference
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:who the gently caress is stabler? brutal gay inmate from oz
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Robot Pride posted:brutal gay inmate from oz oz was so good. I couldn't believe it when they killed the cripple
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Aug 20, 2016 01:54
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:klingon women have good tits. Its the future ever had a forehead ridge job?
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:and no one has ever heard that song Confirmed - not even me or my brother.
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Mozi posted:ever had a forehead ridge job? it ain't the future yet Wizchine posted:Confirmed - not even me or my brother. lol
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Aug 20, 2016 02:00
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I ran into DJ Khaled outside of some truck stop on my way to Philadelphia, he was wearing a white t-shirt, big rear end shorts and white socks and flip flops. He had a big loving bag of Popeye's and just looked at me and my brother straight into our eyes and said "Yes, it's me" and just kept waking. We froze and just looked at each other. I also met Donald Trump, Zoe Zaldaņa and Bradley Cooper at CapCana.
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Aug 20, 2016 02:00
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I was touring the Battleship Missouri a couple years ago and it so happened that Sarah Palin was being treated to a private tour at the same time and when our two tour groups crossed paths I overheard her asking if the "big guns" could "shoot all the way to china" from Hawaii.
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Aug 20, 2016 02:30
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Applewhite posted:I was touring the Battleship Missouri a couple years ago and it so happened that Sarah Palin was being treated to a private tour at the same time and when our two tour groups crossed paths I overheard her asking if the "big guns" could "shoot all the way to china" from Hawaii. maybe she thought she was underwater?
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I was working at a BBQ place in Columbus, WI at the same time they were shooting scenes for that Michael Mann movie "Public Enemies". One day while working the cash register Christian Bale walks in. He ordered two racks of ribs with "no spice, no sauce". I had to explain to him that we use a dry rub and slowly bbq the ribs so we didn't have any naked ones available. After I tell him this, he gives me this very dramatic sneer then turns around and walks out.
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Aug 20, 2016 02:40
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I can't even get Brian Doyle Murray to call me a jerk.
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Aug 20, 2016 14:01
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I was once having a threesome with the White Stripes when Jack Black showed up and started jacking off Jack White. Then the Black Keys got involved...
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Aug 20, 2016 19:50
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Arian_Samurai posted:I was working at a BBQ place in Columbus, WI at the same time they were shooting scenes for that Michael Mann movie "Public Enemies". One day while working the cash register Christian Bale walks in. He ordered two racks of ribs with "no spice, no sauce". I had to explain to him that we use a dry rub and slowly bbq the ribs so we didn't have any naked ones available. lol what a bitchmo who even eats ribs with no spice or sauce
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Friginator posted:I was once having a threesome with the White Stripes when Jack Black showed up and started jacking off Jack White. Then the Black Keys got involved... You're just lucky Whitesnake wasn't there.
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Friginator posted:I was once having a threesome with the White Stripes when Jack Black showed up and started jacking off Jack White. Then the Black Keys got involved... lol
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