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There is a blade runner movie coming out with Jared Leto in it and the plot got leaked . I haven't seen the first one but I'm glad they are remaking it faithfully with the original plot intact so I can experience it as a millennial. They even have some shot for shot remakes of scenes from the original Here's my favorites Opening scene deckard is in a NEON LIGHTED ALLEYWAY and sees an overturned cleaning drone that can't get back up. He looks knowingly at the camera and shrugs his shoulders in an exaggerated gesture before attempting to right it but failing, before giving up as sad trombones play Later hes registering for the blade runner forums and hesitates as he has to complete a Captcha. Dramatic music plays and he sweats as he slowly moves the mouse to the box before he's conveniently interrupted by a Twitter update on his smart phone which plays daft punks get lucky in midi format He's assigned a young brash replicant partner as part of a new initiative and the rookie teaches deckard to loosen up a little and have a laugh while he learns to be one of the best blade runners out there and finally configures his printer settings The final confrontation with the villainous replicant president ends on a cliffhanger as he looks directly at the viewer in a Mexican standoff with decker and the fatally injured rookie saying "the real replicant...is man" as it cuts to black and a shot rings out
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You should not run with blades.
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Aug 19, 2016 05:14
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I thought you were joking about Leto being in blade runner and Welp it's true
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Aug 19, 2016 05:15
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I think he will be a good rachael.
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Aug 19, 2016 05:16
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i want a movie called slingbladerunner where its jared leto being a retarded android in the deep south and hes fixing replicants for tater money.
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Aug 19, 2016 05:18
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hollywood screenplay writers i know youre gonna steal my ideas but when you do please quote my forums name so paramount knows i have a jumbo wang
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Aug 19, 2016 05:19
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I hope everyone dies
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Aug 19, 2016 05:20
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how about cool blade runnings where 4 jamaicans, all played by don cheeto, have to track down and terminate a CGI version of John Candy who has gone rogue and is making a sequel to uncle buck in the movie
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Aug 19, 2016 05:21
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"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Harambe IV. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the #rivergate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears...in...rain. Time to die." -Sean Murray
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Aug 19, 2016 05:22
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is there an asian man who says he say you brade runnah? this is important
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Aug 19, 2016 05:34
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heard jared leto is sitting in a featureless white room just staring at a toaster, man those method actors are crazy
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Aug 19, 2016 05:44
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why doesnt hollywood make a new movie? we already have Blade Runner 
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Aug 19, 2016 05:47
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i liked this thread better when it included time ape
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Aug 19, 2016 06:11
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PBS Newshour posted:heard jared leto is sitting in a featureless white room just staring at a toaster, man those method actors are crazy Heard he rigged up some hoses and sprinklers so he could stand in the rain to better understand being the protagonist amazing
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Aug 19, 2016 06:19
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Jared Leto bought a tortoise, and he set him under a sun lamp, and then he flipped the tortise over onto its back and the tortoise was beating its legs trying to turn itself over but it couldn't. Not without his help. And he didn't help and I don't know why.
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Aug 19, 2016 06:31
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Jared probably hosed a robot
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Aug 19, 2016 06:49
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blade runner had pretty cool scenery but it was a boring movie
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Aug 19, 2016 06:55
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Morglon posted:You should not run with blades.
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Aug 19, 2016 06:57
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AT the end of the movie Blade Runner shits out the window of a flying car and it's a bunch of springs and sparks and bolts and stuff, thus revealing that he is a robot who runs the blades
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Aug 19, 2016 07:01
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BigwigML posted:blade runner had pretty cool scenery but it was a boring movie it was really interesting if you're not an idiot
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Aug 19, 2016 07:20
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Zorodius posted:it was really interesting if you're not an idiot And just a little interesting if you're smart
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Aug 19, 2016 09:22
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The replicants all vape e-cigs instead of real cigs so it's pretty easy to spot them.
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Aug 19, 2016 09:31
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I SPIT ON METAPHYSICS SIR looking forward to all the pretentious dumb dialogue that was regretably cut from the original release because you know Leto is gonna be a big gigantic baby about any possibility of scenes he's in getting cut https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-maJpKBDVw
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Aug 19, 2016 09:36
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Serious Frolicking posted:i liked this thread better when it included time ape I FORGOT ABOUT TIME APE!
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Aug 19, 2016 09:54
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hopefully jared leto will be possessed by philip k dicks ghost
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Aug 19, 2016 11:10
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you gotta take money to make money
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Aug 19, 2016 11:14
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Camera pulls back to reveal Jared Leto is an industrial fan having a dream.
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Aug 19, 2016 11:14
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i am not sure if he realizes it yet, but m leto's best role was as got enperor of arrakis
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Aug 19, 2016 11:41
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Joust posted:Camera pulls back to reveal Jared Leto is an industrial fan having a dream. Do fan droids dream of electric sheep?
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Aug 19, 2016 11:56
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Maybe this one will just copy the source material as closely as possible and we'll get something like A Scanner Darkly where it's just 4 or so amazing actors doing Dick dialog for a whole movie. And maybe there will actually be animals in this one which was one of my favorite parts of the book. /forced optimism none of that will actually happen
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Aug 19, 2016 12:05
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Leto wants very badly to play Andy Warhol in a biopic, I think he'd be great. That's my Leto story, thanks for listening.
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Aug 19, 2016 12:50
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i hope he has another breakdown and cries when he realises it's not an Art Film
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Aug 19, 2016 13:03
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Poland Spring posted:There is a blade runner movie coming out with Jared Leto in it This is the worst news I've heard all day
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Aug 19, 2016 14:16
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they should bring in Wesley Snipes and remake two films at once... Blade the Vampire Runner
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Aug 19, 2016 14:47
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They should include more cell phones and social media in the remake to connect with modern audiences. Weird how no sci-fi author predicted this turn of events
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Aug 19, 2016 14:49
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a drone scrubs a toilet bowl, but the brown and red stains remain through all his chemical and physical persistence. it sighs (in a robotic voice), looks at the camera, and says "it's a living," before continuing to fruitlessly scrub the remains of a violent afterbirth.
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Aug 19, 2016 14:52
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Bladerunner goes to a fashion show to find a sentient green dresscoat that can take over the minds of those who wears it.
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Aug 19, 2016 14:57
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Decebal posted:They should include more cell phones and social media in the remake to connect with modern audiences. back in the 1950s issac asimov predicted that Google/Facebook would achieve sentience, then kill itself after having become self aware http://www.mcguiremarks.com/uploads/3/9/7/9/39793909/isaac_asimov-all_the_troubles_of_the_world_(1).pdf quote:“I don’t think so,” said Othman, in soft despair. “I’ve never thought about this
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Aug 19, 2016 15:02
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its like the old bladerunner except deckard is a juggalo now
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Kinda hosed up that harrison ford was killed in the making of the original and they had to make a replicant of him that lives on to this day as "Harrison Ford"
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