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Jared Leto is a tryhard loser, the only good thing he's ever done is Requiem for a Dream. Get hosed Jared
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bradzilla posted:Jared Leto is a tryhard loser, the only good thing he's ever done is Requiem for a Dream. Get hosed Jared He's an artist who isn't afraid to suffer for his craft !
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Aug 19, 2016 15:38
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luke skywalker dies at the end of the new star wars hth
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Aug 19, 2016 20:12
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hth posted:i want a movie called slingbladerunner where its jared leto being a retarded android in the deep south and hes fixing replicants for tater money. All these moments, lost in time. Like french fried potaters.
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Aug 19, 2016 20:16
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Well it's about goddamn time, he's the Trinity of the starwards movies
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Aug 19, 2016 20:16
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I am pretty excited for the studio making this to get burned, as with Ghostbusters - then maybe hollywood will snap out of this funk they are in and realize that a reboot does not guarantee a hit.
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Aug 19, 2016 20:39
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Blade Runner is the best movie ever made, and everything about this remake is an atrocity.
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Aug 19, 2016 20:42
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"I'm just so tired of all these Blade Runnings"
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Aug 19, 2016 20:43
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Mozi posted:"I'm just so tired of all these Blade Runnings" Ah yes the classic titular line
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Aug 19, 2016 23:42
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they should add a digital Arnold Schwarzenegger and make The Blade Running Man
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Aug 20, 2016 00:02
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Pretty sure Op is [redacted].... Nope, I'm convinced.
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Aug 20, 2016 00:25
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they can poo poo all over blade runner as long as you can assure me no one will ever attempt to make a movie of neuromancer
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Aug 20, 2016 00:56
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Poland Spring posted:There is a blade runner movie coming out with Jared Leto in it and the plot got leaked . I haven't seen the first one but I'm glad they are remaking it faithfully with the original plot intact so I can experience it as a millennial. They even have some shot for shot remakes of scenes from the original https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9gjW9RmkpY
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Aug 20, 2016 01:23
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In this one, James Hong only does noses.
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Aug 20, 2016 14:13
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The majority of the plot takes place within the head offices of the Committee on Moral Abuses (set up by Harrison Ford after deciding that it had conceptual merit beyond being a ruse), and is a string of long, drawn-out speeches on the rights and wrongs of allowing three-person IVF involving a replicant surrogate. Jared Leto stars as a fifth-generation replicant stenographer who "shakes up" the plot by sometimes subtly changing the original wording of the debate before sending it out to 2025's Reuters for global consumption.
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Aug 20, 2016 14:28
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OctoberBlues posted:Kinda hosed up that harrison ford was killed in the making of the original and they had to make a replicant of him that lives on to this day as "Harrison Ford" I will be legit surprised if they aren't going to use Harrison Ford's son Ben like they did in the Final Cut version to redo the scene where he talks to the Egyptian.
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Aug 20, 2016 16:55
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we need you to run these blades what like some kind of blade runner?
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Aug 20, 2016 17:01
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Macasaurus posted:we need you to run these blades Gillette gonna be all over the ad campaign
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Aug 20, 2016 17:55
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They should show more of Blade doing those android interviews like he did with that android chick in the original.
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Aug 20, 2016 18:40
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One of my favourite front page articles,quote:Hi there, folks. Rick Deckard here. I am a Blade Runner. That's someone who tracks down illegal androids and 'retires' them. Retire means kill. http://www.somethingawful.com/news/blade-runner-narration/
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Aug 20, 2016 18:43
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In the far distant future, corporations created androids to be slaves. Sometimes they try to escape, and when they do it's my job to catch them. My name is Johnny Blade.
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Aug 20, 2016 19:08
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I was talking with my bud about highlander the other day and suddenly another bud pops up Jack n the box style and goes "man I just read a bunch of cool craazy things online that said the highlander was actually a robot the whole time!! have you heard this??" and me & bud #1 were so fuckin confused while bud #2 keeps talking about YouTube videos that show how the highlander reacts really weird and robotic in this one scene and how in this other scene he kisses a girl just like a robot would and after like twenty minutes he goes "oooh no wait I meant BLADERUNNER not highlander!!" but now I don't want letorunner, I want highlander with replicans, there can BE ONLY 0b1!!!!!!
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Aug 20, 2016 20:14
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I guess i don't know how it would work but immortal robots fighting in NYC and Scotland is obv waaay better and cooler and more good than loving tryhard leto in anything
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Aug 20, 2016 20:17
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Why the heck did everyone think he was so amazing as the AIDS translady in that mcconaughey movie? like it was obviously not a good performance by any reasonable standards. it was literally just a guy doing an overblown tranny stereotype caricature. jfc it was like jack black playing nacho libre and giving him an award for his brave portrayal of a latino holy man lmfao and now this retard thinks he's a Serious Actor and he mails poo poo-covered marbles to will smith
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Aug 20, 2016 20:24
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Aug 20, 2016 20:28
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"I am an artist and I must suffer for my craft" *looks at oscar on mantle as he cums into a sock, takes the sock off his dick and places it in a padded envelope addressed to viola davis*
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Aug 20, 2016 20:28
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SaltLick posted:I thought you were joking about Leto being in blade runner and Welp it's true same but then I looked it up hahahahahahahahahahahahaaha
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Aug 20, 2016 20:28
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ahahahaha brilliant
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Decebal posted:He's an artist who isn't afraid to suffer for his craft ! i wish he would suffer for his craft by never getting work as an actor
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Aug 20, 2016 20:33
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SaltLick posted:Gillette gonna be all over the ad campaign "You think five blade runners can defeat me?" *Jared Leto enters and the music gets REAL*
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Aug 21, 2016 07:57
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Blade Runner "Deckard's Dozen" 13 razor blade pack deal brought to you by Gillette and the hit remake starring Jared Leto's ego
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Aug 21, 2016 08:25
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interviewer: tell us a little about jared's method gosling: jared is supremely committed. he does everyting-- *a knock on the door. they open it and see something on the floor. gosling picks it up; it's a little origami skull crayoned to look like the joker* gosling: *chuckling* jared, goddamn. that guy is absolutely hosed up
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Aug 21, 2016 09:04
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Sheep-Goats posted:AT the end of the movie Blade Runner shits out the window of a flying car and it's a bunch of springs and sparks and bolts and stuff, thus revealing that he is a robot who runs the blades cameo by El-P and Killer Mike where they're like "man, replicants ain't poo poo" and then get killed. all while wearing t-shirts with a modified Run The Jewels logo with robot hands or something.
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Aug 21, 2016 09:17
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It's a faithful shot for shot remake of the original except instead of a moody, understated Vangelis soundtrack it's some sweet fuckin' SKRILLEX You Brade RunnAH AH WAH WAH WAKKA WAKKA Brade RunWAKKA WAKKA WAH
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Aug 21, 2016 09:31
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jared leto is playing the child of harrison ford and the replicant lady
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Aug 21, 2016 09:34
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Will the sets be battered like in the original Star Wars? I'm just not interested if the sets aren't battered like in the original Star Wars
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Aug 21, 2016 09:47
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mind the walrus posted:Will the sets be battered like in the original Star Wars? I'm just not interested if the sets aren't battered like in the original Star Wars i think itll be cheaper if they shot in detroit and some chinese ghost town
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Aug 21, 2016 09:50
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Drop Leto-Cast Offerman
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s0m3 guy posted:jared leto is playing dude who gets his head crushed by Dave Batista replicant
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"The scanner can't tell if you're a human or a replicant, but you're off the charts on being a shithead idiot"
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