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I got speed walking lessons from a tour guide once (we were chasing after bats and he just happened to be a speed walking pro). Speed walking makes you look REALLY drat silly. I can't imagine how silly somone would look, speed walking on speed. Just lol.
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# ? Aug 19, 2016 16:42 |
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i once walked a 15 minute mile
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# ? Aug 19, 2016 16:45 |
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Ratjaculation posted:i once walked a 15 minute mile I bet you looked hella silly for those 15 minutes.
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# ? Aug 19, 2016 16:49 |
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revmoo posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdXD2Fe6Hx4 Hwell, http://twitter.com/DarrMurphy/status/766606762296406016
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# ? Aug 19, 2016 17:14 |
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http://screengrabber.deadspin.com/race-walk-leader-appears-to-be-having-poop-problems-1785499773#_ga=1.127632015.300780292.1470762826 Probably poo poo thy pants.
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# ? Aug 19, 2016 18:28 |
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RVWinkle posted:the term 'race-walkers' makes it sound they're a group of traveling bigots Voting 5
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# ? Aug 20, 2016 00:47 |
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All Olympic sports are retarded as hell but walking especially so. I would 100% support doping Olympic walkers up to their eyeballs in speed. Winner is the first person to cross the finish line and/or have their heart explode. Hell, just give it to every athlete and hold the Drug Olympics. I for one would love to see equestrian where the horse is methed out of its goddamn mind.
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# ? Aug 20, 2016 01:09 |
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Mustard Snobbery posted:All Olympic sports are retarded as hell but walking especially so. I would 100% support doping Olympic walkers up to their eyeballs in speed. Winner is the first person to cross the finish line and/or have their heart explode. So a rodeo then?
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# ? Aug 20, 2016 01:15 |
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new sport: olympic forward worm dancing fastest to complete the full marathon wins
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# ? Aug 20, 2016 01:33 |
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Mozi posted:new sport: olympic forward worm dancing Is scotty 2 hotty still alive
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# ? Aug 20, 2016 02:33 |
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Isaac posted:Like they just done a line of speed and they're gonna walk really fast. Like they're in the blocks so loving ready to walk fast their first step sends their right leg soaring off their pelvis into the sky. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUxbnadlIz4
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# ? Aug 20, 2016 02:34 |
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Cosmic Charlie posted:So a rodeo then? Not quite. In my utopian vision the rider is not also strung out as gently caress. Like their just regular horse riders who show up and are presented with this totally drug-hosed horse and have to somehow coerce it into doing all the jumps, it isn't just a competition to see who can hang on the longest
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# ? Aug 20, 2016 02:42 |
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# ? May 5, 2024 15:03 |
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I was jogging one day and Jarrod Talent walked past me. Dude is a funny walking machine
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# ? Aug 20, 2016 02:50 |