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here's my proposed solution, op: lift up a nearby toilet seat. maneuver yourself so that you can place one or both testicles on the rim of the toilet bowl. then with all your might, really throw your shoulder into it, bring that toilet seat crashing down onto your testicles, rendering yourself permanently, irreparably sterile, and in the most agonizing pain of your life to boot! you won't be able to inflict existence on anyone else if you really want to round things out, once you're healed enough that you can walk around the hospital, find a nice, big, heavy door, like the ones that lead to stairwells or single-occupancy bathrooms. pull up your hospital gown, open the door a bit, and standing outside of it, place your semi-erect penis next to the door jamb. then with all your might, really throw your weight behind it, bring that heavy door shut as hard as you can. if you're really lucky and you were able to find a very heavy door, it will have torn/crushed your penis off midway down the shaft. thankfully, your chances of survival will be good because you're in a hospital and you won't have any chance at suppressing your screams of agony, so help will be arriving shortly. you now are not only incapable of inflicting existence on anyone else, you are now also severely hampered in your ability to acquire long-term adult companionship and intimacy, due to your dramatically and horrifically mangled genitals. what was the question
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