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Jealous Cow
Apr 4, 2002

by Fluffdaddy
I've considered driving for Uber as a joke with my M4 but would probably get boring shitheads that don't appreciate it.

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Jealous Cow
Apr 4, 2002

by Fluffdaddy
I wish I could get subscript on a license plate so I could get Vmoon

Jealous Cow
Apr 4, 2002

by Fluffdaddy

beep-beep car is go posted:

Pretty sure he's clean now.

If there's one thing dick can never be, is clean. Down here we're all dirty.

Jealous Cow
Apr 4, 2002

by Fluffdaddy
Hey 14....

Spiders Ingest Nanotubes, Then Weave Silk Reinforced with Carbon

Jealous Cow
Apr 4, 2002

by Fluffdaddy
What's the closest airport? Omaha?

Jealous Cow
Apr 4, 2002

by Fluffdaddy

Seat Safety Switch posted:

14 can't travel on airplanes anymore.

Not since the incident.

Jealous Cow
Apr 4, 2002

by Fluffdaddy

GentlemanofLeisure posted:

Yeah, that's why you sell it for $one dollar.

They take the higher of the nada value or the sales price.

Jealous Cow
Apr 4, 2002

by Fluffdaddy
Someone with an amex could have a second card issued to Dave, overnighted to Valentine, and then place a spending cap on it.

Edit: or any issuer really, I've just had good luck with Amex getting me a new card in <24 hours.

Jealous Cow
Apr 4, 2002

by Fluffdaddy
Where in Florida is Sims? I could probably get 14 a ticket back to SEA with miles, if the earlier comment about him being banned from flying was only a joke.

Jealous Cow
Apr 4, 2002

by Fluffdaddy
Yeah I can do that. Put me down for a ticket for Dave from MCO to SEA if necessary.

Jealous Cow
Apr 4, 2002

by Fluffdaddy

Adiabatic posted:

Same as backup or half of it or whatever

what carrier? if same we can split.

United. It's only 12.5k miles.

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Jealous Cow
Apr 4, 2002

by Fluffdaddy

Leperflesh posted:

Population of Nebraska: 1,882,000. 77,421 mi2

Population of Santa Clara County, CA: 1,862,000. 1,304 mi2

And yet they get two senators and five EVs.

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