Requiem for a Jeep

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Kia Soul Enthusias: May 9, 2004; zoom-zoom; Toilet Rascal

DJ Commie posted:

Probably a lemons theme if AMC and Trans Am racing had kept going for a few years past the golden ones.

That and 4.5L stroker from a 232 with a 258 crank.

Are you still in California somewhere? You should see if the UCSB Sports Car Club still has a beater class at the Lone Pine Time Trials. I forgot if the limit was $500 or $800.

# ¿ Sep 4, 2016 09:04

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# ¿ May 22, 2024 06:27

Kia Soul Enthusias: May 9, 2004; zoom-zoom; Toilet Rascal

There's a Volvo S80, a Volvo Amazon, then a GMC truck. Or am I missing the joke?

# ¿ Sep 8, 2016 00:24

Kia Soul Enthusias: May 9, 2004; zoom-zoom; Toilet Rascal

extreme_accordion posted:

No poo poo - but where in Seattle or is just all over Seattle like this.

Queen Anne maybe.

# ¿ Sep 10, 2016 02:47

Kia Soul Enthusias: May 9, 2004; zoom-zoom; Toilet Rascal

Details...

# ¿ Sep 15, 2016 05:31

Kia Soul Enthusias: May 9, 2004; zoom-zoom; Toilet Rascal

Is that your new home?

# ¿ Sep 16, 2016 01:18

Kia Soul Enthusias: May 9, 2004; zoom-zoom; Toilet Rascal

I need those caps that go on the A/C charge ports for post 1996 cars cause the dealer left them off last time I took the car there >:o If anybody goes haha.

# ¿ Sep 17, 2016 05:59

Kia Soul Enthusias: May 9, 2004; zoom-zoom; Toilet Rascal

I'm trolling a little bit. I never remember when I go. I don't know if they leave them on after they drain the cars anyway.

# ¿ Sep 17, 2016 06:26

Kia Soul Enthusias: May 9, 2004; zoom-zoom; Toilet Rascal

You know what's funny is my cat never ate wet food. I tried. She would only eat her dry food. No people food. Funny cat.

# ¿ Oct 5, 2016 19:16

Kia Soul Enthusias: May 9, 2004; zoom-zoom; Toilet Rascal

14 BAR RIFF posted:

*opens door to go over and work on the AMX*

*slowly closes door, goes back to bed*

Well you can add it to your great parking job collection of photos.

# ¿ Oct 8, 2016 21:10

Kia Soul Enthusias: May 9, 2004; zoom-zoom; Toilet Rascal

I didn't realize it has disc brakes.

# ¿ Oct 12, 2016 01:14

Kia Soul Enthusias: May 9, 2004; zoom-zoom; Toilet Rascal

You really don't need much for that car. I figured it came with drums.

# ¿ Oct 12, 2016 06:05

Kia Soul Enthusias: May 9, 2004; zoom-zoom; Toilet Rascal

I better go get gas and air up my tires.

When are you going on your trip?
Do you need a multimeter? or a 19mm/21mm socket? I have extra

# ¿ Oct 13, 2016 04:54

Kia Soul Enthusias: May 9, 2004; zoom-zoom; Toilet Rascal

Gay Nudist Dad posted:

So this showed up on my Facebooks

internet life and real life are merging

this is the start of a Cronenberg movie isn't it

Ooh. Parked by a fire hydrant.

# ¿ Oct 13, 2016 22:33

Kia Soul Enthusias: May 9, 2004; zoom-zoom; Toilet Rascal

CharlesM posted:

When are you going on your trip?
Do you need a multimeter? or a 19mm/21mm socket? I have extra

# ¿ Oct 14, 2016 02:13

Kia Soul Enthusias: May 9, 2004; zoom-zoom; Toilet Rascal

Leperflesh posted:

At first I thought "that tarp is protecting 14 from the street grime" and then I realized that no, it's intended to protect the street from the 14 grime.

And yet, the rainbow sheen of grease and confrontational denial still coils away off the tarp, a reminder of the Universal Law of Conservation of Filth: it is impossible to make something clean without making something else dirty.

Why, Lord, were there only one set of footprints in the sand?
Because, my son, you left slicks with every footstep, and I was stuck miles back down the beach rescuing oiled seabirds.

No wonder it was so slippery.

# ¿ Oct 16, 2016 08:58

Kia Soul Enthusias: May 9, 2004; zoom-zoom; Toilet Rascal

Does that mean it runs?

# ¿ Oct 17, 2016 09:45

Kia Soul Enthusias: May 9, 2004; zoom-zoom; Toilet Rascal

They know

# ¿ Oct 20, 2016 09:35

Kia Soul Enthusias: May 9, 2004; zoom-zoom; Toilet Rascal

7:36PM, 7:35PM, 7:37PM
hmm

# ¿ Oct 22, 2016 03:43

Kia Soul Enthusias: May 9, 2004; zoom-zoom; Toilet Rascal

The cars own him.

# ¿ Oct 27, 2016 01:23

Kia Soul Enthusias: May 9, 2004; zoom-zoom; Toilet Rascal

He'll be fine.

# ¿ Nov 1, 2016 06:10

Kia Soul Enthusias: May 9, 2004; zoom-zoom; Toilet Rascal

Is somebody watching the animals by the way?

# ¿ Nov 2, 2016 06:09

Kia Soul Enthusias: May 9, 2004; zoom-zoom; Toilet Rascal

God is Real

# ¿ Nov 6, 2016 23:38

Kia Soul Enthusias: May 9, 2004; zoom-zoom; Toilet Rascal

There are no words...

Guess 14" is fully committed to having to get another vehicle.

# ¿ Nov 12, 2016 03:57

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# ¿ May 22, 2024 06:27

Kia Soul Enthusias: May 9, 2004; zoom-zoom; Toilet Rascal

14 BAR RIFF posted:

I'm fine BTW but way too drained to care about formatting so have fun

I can say for sure I watched the exploding tire blow that headlight out while I stood in front of dannos house soaked shirt over my mouth spraying his gras and roof

# ¿ Nov 12, 2016 05:18

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