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weird Asian candy: Aug 23, 2005; Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

Good lord, who is that poor db that just got juked out of the screen?

# ¿ Aug 22, 2016 16:02

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 08:58

weird Asian candy: Aug 23, 2005; Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

Ross Angeles posted:

I was really hoping it was Patrick Peterson, but it was a rookie CB. He was playing with the 1's though

That was drat filthy! It seems rare to see the art that is footwark in the NFL like this. It is a thing of beauty :allears:

# ¿ Aug 22, 2016 21:26

weird Asian candy: Aug 23, 2005; Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

NC-17 posted:

footwark

It's so drat pretty! Devonta Freeman does poo poo like this all the time and it leaves me semi-erect...

I hope Lewis comes back with a vengeance, he is so fun to watch!

# ¿ Aug 22, 2016 23:31

weird Asian candy: Aug 23, 2005; Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

NC-17 posted:

Clearly wearing a Tebow jersey and not Marshall :smug:

# ¿ Sep 16, 2016 15:30

weird Asian candy: Aug 23, 2005; Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

Chilichimp posted:

Devonta "lil'beast" Freeman, ~~disrespecting your made up god~~ stiff-arming bitches

He is so so good :fap:

# ¿ Sep 27, 2016 17:00

weird Asian candy: Aug 23, 2005; Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

Kalli posted:

I think the last rule change added the jersey note. But you can tackle someone by the hair still:

Article 15: Horse-Collar Tackle. No player shall grab the inside collar of the back or the side of the shoulder pads or jersey pads or jersey, and pull the runner toward the ground. This does not apply to a runner who is in the tackle box or to a quarterback who is in the pocket.

Note: It is not necessary for a player to pull the runner completely to the ground in order for the act to be illegal. If his knees are buckled by the action, it is a foul, even if the runner is not pulled completely to the ground.

No poo poo? So you can horsecollar QB's in the pocket?

e: That makes zero sense to me.

# ¿ Sep 30, 2016 19:31

weird Asian candy: Aug 23, 2005; Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

WHOOPS posted:

Sure can.

Isn't the whole point of making a horsecollar tackle illegal, is because it puts the runner at risk? Is it not a risk in the pocket? I'm so confused :v:

# ¿ Sep 30, 2016 20:11

weird Asian candy: Aug 23, 2005; Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

swickles posted:

To be fair in the pocket you aren't doing the primary motion that seems to cause injury.

You mean running?

Yeah, I mean I guess but you are still folding a man in half which causes some odd angles if your feet get caught under you regardless if you are running or not. It seems dangerous either way...

# ¿ Sep 30, 2016 20:16

weird Asian candy: Aug 23, 2005; Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

WHOOPS posted:

Maybe it's not sensible to allow it in the pocket but the rule came about because Roy Williams injured like 3 people in one season doing it and they were all open-field tackles. I'm not aware of anyone getting an injury from a horsecollar tackle where it's legal and looking at the story from when it was passed, two things stood out: the competition committee didn't want to penatlies getting called on d-lineman reaching out to grab a running back and there was an emphasis that there be an immediate "yank" action to pull the player down. In both those clips, the only yanking really happening is from Bengal and Viking fans.

lol you really wrapped that up nicely :hfive:

# ¿ Sep 30, 2016 20:30

weird Asian candy: Aug 23, 2005; Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

# ¿ Oct 3, 2016 18:38

weird Asian candy: Aug 23, 2005; Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

https://twitter.com/BaldyNFL/status/782907620978032640

:allears:

# ¿ Oct 3, 2016 18:55

weird Asian candy: Aug 23, 2005; Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

warcrimes posted:

I mean, he's holding the gently caress out of him. Also, misspelled Osemele.

Osemele is also the poo poo, good signing by Oakland.

That is not holding!

# ¿ Oct 3, 2016 23:18

weird Asian candy: Aug 23, 2005; Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

Blitz7x posted:

https://gfycat.com/CooperativeSoulfulAlligatorsnappingturtle

He has too many teeth to be a true Jacksonville fan tbh

# ¿ Oct 27, 2016 16:04

weird Asian candy: Aug 23, 2005; Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

So majestic with the snow fall :allears:

# ¿ Nov 21, 2016 20:34

weird Asian candy: Aug 23, 2005; Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

Bears_receivers.gif

# ¿ Nov 29, 2016 22:48

weird Asian candy: Aug 23, 2005; Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

Chilichimp posted:

Future Falcon Eric Berry balled out yesterday.

# ¿ Dec 5, 2016 15:52

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 08:58

weird Asian candy: Aug 23, 2005; Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

Chilichimp posted:

Julio Jones Outruns and stiff arms for 73-yd touchdown

Move, bitch! Get out the way!

# ¿ Jan 23, 2017 17:40

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