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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > Is the Zika virus going to make everybody retarded?
 
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Aug 30, 2012

The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark

Harald posted:

yeah that's why im becoming a certified retard masturbator

LOL if you go through all the paperwork to get certified. I'm an OUTLAW retard masturbator, get paid in cash, don't have to pay no taxes, don't have to worry about keeping current qualifications, and if any of my "clients" ask to see my paperwork I just show them a takeout menu from the local Chinese place but with BEEF AND BROCCOLI scratched out and RETARD MASTURBATOR JOURNEYMAN CERTIFICATION scribbled in.

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