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SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


various cheeses posted:

Cornish vanilla hen

is that like balut

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Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
I miss Viennetta ice cream loafs

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Hector Beerlioz posted:

I miss Viennetta ice cream loafs

You hit the nail on the loving head with this one hector.

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

Celluloid Sam posted:

whats Cornish vanilla

it's just normal vanilla from a place in the UK, nothing fancy no corn or poo poo involved

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

I guess I like filipino ice cream. Cheddar cheese ice cream in a hot dog bun :allears:

Garcin
Jun 15, 2000
i prefer hot cream, full strength, with a full tin of vienna sausages

gently caress you and your cream that is cold

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

a hole-y ghost posted:

I guess I like filipino ice cream. Cheddar cheese ice cream in a hot dog bun :allears:

That sounds disgusting


But Ube ice cream is actually the best flavor ever. It's so loving good

Xaris fucked around with this message at 06:26 on Aug 21, 2016

various cheeses
Jan 24, 2013

Op what do you do when the ice cream is gone?

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Horniest Manticore posted:

in all seriousness, ice cream is decadent nutritionally nil. if eating makes your life better you're basically no further developed than a dog.

Sounds like somebody needs some ice cream. :pedo:

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
I just seen a porn video titled "The Worst Farts Of This World"

Highly recommended.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

JiveHonky posted:

I just seen a porn video titled "The Worst Farts Of This World"

Highly recommended.

Oh lawd why did I eat all this fish and pistachios? :cripes:

kazr
Jan 28, 2005

Buy high quality ice cream sparingly and enjoy it as a special treat every once in a while and you'll get much more enjoyment than destroying a tub of Breyers every evening you fat goon sacks of poo poo ;)

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

JiveHonky posted:

I just seen a porn video titled "The Worst Farts Of This World"

Highly recommended.

LOL, the "idaho spud" strikes again

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
I must cream but my creamhole is otherwise indisposed

kazr
Jan 28, 2005

Champenema posted:

I must cream but my creamhole is other indisposed

you can borrow mine buddy

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Xaris posted:

That sounds disgusting
It's good. mild and sweet with a slight savoury note and the bun kinda folds around the ice cream in a nice way when you eat it.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

youre totally right OP! suicide is bad, don't kill yourself! eat ice cream instead! life is good!

you make good posts and everyone values your contributions to the forums.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


hth posted:

youre totally right OP! suicide is bad, don't kill yourself! eat ice cream instead! life is good!

you make good posts and everyone values your contributions to the forums.

*raises finger* that is uh *lowers finger*

Kosher Pickup Line
Jan 10, 2008

Hair Elf

VendaGoat posted:

loving post and reply if you agree.

Good motherfucking god, Ice cream is wonderful.

did anyone make the nice meltdown joke yet?

if not....








nice meltdown :smug:

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Marvin Freeman posted:

did anyone make the nice meltdown joke yet?

if not....








nice meltdown :smug:

haha! thats a good joke, man! i liked how you made it seem like it was going to be exactly what you said it was going to be. and the spoiler tags! i poo poo my pants!

just remember that you made at least one man smile tonight with your humor. years from now, when youre locked away in a reno hotel room with a .22 pistol in your maw, think of the laughter your humor brought the forums. and i hope that laughter makes you reconsider

god bless, buddy!

Salty Josh
Jul 13, 2016

Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it, and my heart is just going to cave in.
Nap Ghost

hth posted:

haha! thats a good joke, man! i liked how you made it seem like it was going to be exactly what you said it was going to be. and the spoiler tags! i poo poo my pants!

just remember that you made at least one man smile tonight with your humor. years from now, when youre locked away in a reno hotel room with a .22 pistol in your maw, think of the laughter your humor brought the forums. and i hope that laughter makes you reconsider

god bless, buddy!

That salt man. Respectable.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Salty Josh posted:

That salt man. Respectable.

i dont follow, pal

Jesustheastronaut!
Mar 9, 2014




Lipstick Apathy
I just chowed down on one of these

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord

Marvin Freeman posted:

did anyone make the nice meltdown joke yet?

if not....








nice meltdown :smug:


hth posted:

haha! thats a good joke, man! i liked how you made it seem like it was going to be exactly what you said it was going to be. and the spoiler tags! i poo poo my pants!

just remember that you made at least one man smile tonight with your humor. years from now, when youre locked away in a reno hotel room with a .22 pistol in your maw, think of the laughter your humor brought the forums. and i hope that laughter makes you reconsider

god bless, buddy!

Salty Josh
Jul 13, 2016

Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it, and my heart is just going to cave in.
Nap Ghost

hth posted:

i dont follow, pal

It seemed like an angry post full of salt. I can relate to that.

republicant
Apr 5, 2010
I am eating some Graeter's mint chocolate chip right now. It has massive slabs of chocolate, the first ingredient on the list is cream, and each pint has 240% of your daily recommended saturated fat intake. Obviously if you eat it every day you'll turn into an obese sack of poo poo, but as an occasional indulgence the high fat content makes it super creamy and wonderful. I love mint chocolate chip ice cream and this is the best I have ever had. If you can find it at your grocery store then buy that poo poo ASAP.

edit: Ben & Jerry's Boom Chocolatta Cookie Core and Talenti Caramel Cookie Crunch gelato are both amazing

edit 2: I weigh 135 pounds

republicant fucked around with this message at 07:20 on Aug 21, 2016

World Kraid Center
Oct 18, 2009
I sell ice cream to a lot of old people. no. no it isn't.

Kosher Pickup Line
Jan 10, 2008

Hair Elf

hth posted:

haha! thats a good joke, man! i liked how you made it seem like it was going to be exactly what you said it was going to be. and the spoiler tags! i poo poo my pants!

just remember that you made at least one man smile tonight with your humor. years from now, when youre locked away in a reno hotel room with a .22 pistol in your maw, think of the laughter your humor brought the forums. and i hope that laughter makes you reconsider

god bless, buddy!

:smithicide:


i have failed the forums.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Marvin Freeman posted:

:smithicide:


i have failed the forums.

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rjN6xh8nsf4

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Marvin Freeman posted:

did anyone make the nice meltdown joke yet?

if not....








nice meltdown :smug:
I'm going to chill you.

Kosher Pickup Line
Jan 10, 2008

Hair Elf

republicant posted:

I am eating some Graeter's mint chocolate chip right now. It has massive slabs of chocolate, the first ingredient on the list is cream, and each pint has 240% of your daily recommended saturated fat intake. Obviously if you eat it every day you'll turn into an obese sack of poo poo, but as an occasional indulgence the high fat content makes it super creamy and wonderful. I love mint chocolate chip ice cream and this is the best I have ever had. If you can find it at your grocery store then buy that poo poo ASAP.

edit: Ben & Jerry's Boom Chocolatta Cookie Core and Talenti Caramel Cookie Crunch gelato are both amazing

edit 2: I weigh 135 pounds

actually...




nice meltdown :smuggo:


edot: I quoted the wrong poster:(

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

I am going to loving chill you.

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

full-fat frozen yogurt is good in a pinch too

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
My doctor said my blood type was Ice Cream which is an improvment from Cheese last year.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

various cheeses posted:

Op what do you do when the ice cream is gone?

Buy more loving ice cream. That or poo poo my pants.

Target Practice
Aug 20, 2004

Shit.

kazr posted:

Buy high quality ice cream sparingly and enjoy it as a special treat every once in a while and you'll get much more enjoyment than destroying a tub of Breyers every evening you fat goon sacks of poo poo ;)

This is how I eat ice-cream. I've been working on the same point of sea salt caramel gelato for a week now.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Mint chocolate chip ice cream is good when it's been in the freezer for a long time and ice crystals have started to precipitate out

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Target Practice posted:

This is how I eat ice-cream. I've been working on the same point of sea salt caramel gelato for a week now.

that kind of moderation is miserable for me. it just makes me want more and frustrated at knowing i shouldn't have more because it's just right there and it was so good, you know the next spoonful will be good too

the kind of moderation that works well for me is to once every few months or so just have a pint of ice cream for dinner and never keep it in the house otherwise

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

kazr posted:

Buy high quality ice cream sparingly and enjoy it as a special treat every once in a while and you'll get much more enjoyment than destroying a tub of Breyers every evening you fat goon sacks of poo poo ;)

make me, bitch

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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

OMGVBFLOL posted:

that kind of moderation is miserable for me. it just makes me want more and frustrated at knowing i shouldn't have more because it's just right there and it was so good, you know the next spoonful will be good too

the kind of moderation that works well for me is to once every few months or so just have a pint of ice cream for dinner and never keep it in the house otherwise

Same average.

And yes, ice cream for dinner is adult pro-tier.

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