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oldpainless posted:Whataburger
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Every time I hear of a The gene pool is thus improved. ... Does the Darwin Award apply if his kids die too? ... I'm not a racist. It's just that too many famous Black Persons are TOTAL ASSHOLES. Refute my reasoning.
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# ? Aug 21, 2016 13:34 |
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I asked for a shiner bock at a bar in a disney world hotel once and while they didn't have any, they got asked for it enough that the bartender had a somewhat similar beer ready instead. Other great things about texas: 1. Tacos 2. Breakfast tacos 3. A lot of space for everything 4. VERY LARGE SERVINGS 5. Steers 6. Queers 7. I have no horns 8. The hookah/head shop across the street from dobie 9. The pho place next to that 10. WILLIE NELSON Bad things about texas: 1. Most of the gulf coast shoreline 2. Takes for loving ever to drive across 3. Summer hot 4. East texas (think deliverence + bayous) 5. There are still some gringos left
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# ? Aug 21, 2016 13:44 |
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Mycroft Holmes posted:gently caress texas barbecue north carolina for life You, sir, you go to hell!
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# ? Aug 21, 2016 14:05 |
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hth posted:come to texas Seems pretty cool for the middle and upper middle class hispanic friends I have out there, too. And Asians seem to like it there
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# ? Aug 21, 2016 14:07 |
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Clean your loving bong you disgusting sister-loving oilrat. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxP442T-aZ0
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Noun Verber posted:Clean your loving bong you disgusting sister-loving oilrat. Don't. Sign. Your Posts.
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# ? Aug 21, 2016 15:25 |
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The Bananana posted:Don't. Sign. Your Posts. Aren't you the guy everyone tried to pressure into suicide a few years ago? You should have been. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Aug 21, 2016 15:37 |
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Nice wood paneling OP, let's see some more pictures of your poverty home
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# ? Aug 21, 2016 15:58 |
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The Bananana posted:You, sir, you go to hell! why would I go to texas?
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# ? Aug 21, 2016 16:06 |
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Texas isn't even the best state whose name starts with a "T".
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# ? Aug 21, 2016 16:25 |
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Went to texas once as a kid. Saw a lot of fat white racists and the place smelled like poo poo. 0/10 worst place I have been to and I have spent time in India.
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# ? Aug 21, 2016 16:36 |
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Knowing that goons live in Texas means that it's the biggest group of losers there since the Alamo
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# ? Aug 21, 2016 16:38 |
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remember a few years back when there was a measles outbreak around an anti-vaccination texas megachurch
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# ? Aug 21, 2016 16:39 |
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Texas is bigger than France.
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Knowing that goons live in Texas means that it's the biggest group of losers there since the Alamo BITCH!!! e: sorry I am at work right now and I am grouchy. This is what I do at work:
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# ? Aug 22, 2016 02:06 |
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Iron Prince posted:BITCH!!!
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# ? Aug 22, 2016 02:08 |
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dont gently caress with Texas
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# ? Aug 22, 2016 02:09 |
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marauderthirty posted:Nice wood paneling OP, let's see some more pictures of your poverty home haha jokes on you im house sitting for someone right now my actual house is way worse
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oldpainless posted:Texas is bigger than France. If Texas were part of Australia, it would be the 2nd smallest state and would have more people in it than the rest of the country combined. Texas is a tiny, overcrowded place.
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# ? Aug 22, 2016 02:21 |
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When I used to have to go to Dallas for work I would get off the plane at 9am in my business lady suit and heels and go straight to the Whataburger in the terminal, then I'd go to work. I actually didn't hate Dallas.
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# ? Aug 22, 2016 02:22 |
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texas sucks shiner bock sucks but lean is cool and good so you could say i have mixed opinions on texas
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# ? Aug 22, 2016 02:38 |
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Iron Prince posted:if you say so *drives off* there's a reason these rims have remained a houston thing, and the reason is that they are retarded even by the standards of people who care and think a lot about rims
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# ? Aug 22, 2016 02:39 |
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Iron Prince posted:if you say so *drives off* thats a middle aged curly hair schoolteacher-looking white lady driving a rimmed candy painted cadillac texas is a strange place
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OMGVBFLOL posted:thats a middle aged curly hair schoolteacher-looking white lady driving a rimmed candy painted cadillac bitch thats former mayor of houston anisse parker e: i think. gently caress if i remember what she looked like. could be ann richards for all i give a poo poo
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# ? Aug 22, 2016 08:18 |
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I miss San Antonio a ton. It's the most milquetoast part of Texas in the same way socks are the most milquetoast part of any wardrobe.
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# ? Aug 22, 2016 08:23 |
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i live in texas and it sux so https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccgkxP-4tVE
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# ? Aug 22, 2016 08:24 |
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monkey posted:If Texas were part of Australia, it would be the 2nd smallest state and would have more people in it than the rest of the country combined. more like australia isnt taking advantage of its fuckin resources, rear end.
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mailorder bees! posted:i live in texas and it sux so get a load of my rear end https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5vJuulyLBw
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# ? Aug 22, 2016 08:25 |
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no https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccgkxP-4tVE
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# ? Aug 22, 2016 08:26 |
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gently caress AHHHHHHHHHHFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
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# ? Aug 22, 2016 08:26 |
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I have never been to Texas, but I plan to correct that before I die. ... One word: ARMADILLOS Funny lookin' little critters, like armored war-rats from Mars. I've always wanted one, paint up his armored plates in metal-flake purple like the Texas Pimpmobile in the post above. But they carry leprosy, I hears. So I'll wear gloves when I pet the little 'dillos. ... What are armadillos, phylogenetically? Rodents, ugly squirrels, tiny horses, mutated moles, opossums with an attitude, What? They don't seem to fit the usual categories.
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# ? Aug 22, 2016 08:27 |
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zimboe posted:I have never been to Texas, but I plan to correct that before I die. you frighten me sir
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zimboe posted:I have never been to Texas, but I plan to correct that before I die. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccgkxP-4tVE
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# ? Aug 22, 2016 08:29 |
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i live in texas. texas is a wet turd in a belt buckle and a lovely hat that will always do it's best to hurt the people that live in it. it's a state so bad they have to indoctrinate people with state history classes to get them to care, and i'll always take pride that I'm not actually from here.
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ChuckDeNomolos posted:i live in texas. texas is a wet turd in a belt buckle and a lovely hat that will always do it's best to hurt the people that live in it. it's a state so bad they have to indoctrinate people with state history classes to get them to care, and i'll always take pride that I'm not actually from here. i got a C in texas history in community college so how bout that fucko e: and a B in texas government ee: still got my associates in general study as an honor grad Iron Prince fucked around with this message at 08:35 on Aug 22, 2016 |
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ChuckDeNomolos posted:i live in texas. texas is a wet turd in a belt buckle and a lovely hat that will always do it's best to hurt the people that live in it. it's a state so bad they have to indoctrinate people with state history classes to get them to care, and i'll always take pride that I'm not actually from here. now you;re taling
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# ? Aug 22, 2016 08:33 |
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Iron Prince posted:i got a C in texas history in community college so how bout that fucko the test for all texas history classes is, "do you like lone star," and the answers were, "yes," and, "i'm a big homo with butt kissin' lips" edit: but i am sitting here with a dead six pack of shiner ocktoberfest and a big bottle of shiner regular, so i guess the OP isn't completely wrong
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ChuckDeNomolos posted:the test for all texas history classes is, "do you like lone star," and the answers were, "yes," and, "i'm a big homo with butt kissin' lips" bitch i threw up in class one time and my prof could tell from the stench that i had been drinking lone star and gave me an A+
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Iron Prince posted:bitch i threw up in class one time and my prof could tell from the stench that i had been drinking lone star and gave me an A+ who among us hasn't vomitted from lone star beer, the beer of the lone star state, which is texas, home of lone star bee
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