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i live in texas. texas is a wet turd in a belt buckle and a lovely hat that will always do it's best to hurt the people that live in it. it's a state so bad they have to indoctrinate people with state history classes to get them to care, and i'll always take pride that I'm not actually from here.
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Iron Prince posted:i got a C in texas history in community college so how bout that fucko the test for all texas history classes is, "do you like lone star," and the answers were, "yes," and, "i'm a big homo with butt kissin' lips" edit: but i am sitting here with a dead six pack of shiner ocktoberfest and a big bottle of shiner regular, so i guess the OP isn't completely wrong
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Aug 22, 2016 08:39
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Iron Prince posted:bitch i threw up in class one time and my prof could tell from the stench that i had been drinking lone star and gave me an A+ who among us hasn't vomitted from lone star beer, the beer of the lone star state, which is texas, home of lone star bee
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Aug 22, 2016 08:43
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Iron Prince posted:National beer of Texas baby if therre's one thing i love, it's telling texans that texas wasn't a country. if there's two things i love, it's drinking lone star in dumb craft beer places in austin
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Aug 22, 2016 08:48
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Iron Prince posted:Texas was a independent country briefly but did a real bad job of it and begged the US to be annexed ASAP because they elected known alcoholic dipshit Sam Houston to be president. That's my favorite Texas history thing. i know, that's why it's fun to keep saying, "no it wasn't." also, no it wasn't
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