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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > 6 reasons Texas is best state in the world
 
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Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack
 in fact, those are the only six good things about texas

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Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Iakona posted:

I'm not from Texas. I'm from Houston.

Iron Prince posted:

finally some motherfucker out there gets it. *leaves trail of candy paint on the ground as he slow rolls out of thread*

im not sure i get whats happening here but it sounds cool as hell

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Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Iron Prince posted:

if you say so *drives off*



thats a middle aged curly hair schoolteacher-looking white lady driving a rimmed candy painted cadillac

texas is a strange place

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Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack
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Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack
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Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack
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Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack
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Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack
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Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack
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Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack
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Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack
 woohoo!

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Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack
 that dog!

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Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

mailorder bees! posted:

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mailorder bees! posted:

lone sstar sux drink blood and honey
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mailorder bees! posted:

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mailorder bees! posted:

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mailorder bees! posted:

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mailorder bees! posted:

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mailorder bees! posted:

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mailorder bees! posted:

no
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccgkxP-4tVE

mailorder bees! posted:

i live in texas and it sux so
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mailorder bees! posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccgkxP-4tVE

Cactus Ghost fucked around with this message at 09:13 on Aug 22, 2016

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Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack
 when people from san antonio say that ignant poo poo im just like "get a load of that dogg"

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Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

I AM THE TOILET posted:

i've lived here since 2007 and texas bad because:

- takes forever to get anywhere
- is full of dipshit bubblegum pink noneck redneck assholes
- dull as loving dishwater
- austin, which is still trying really hard to be san fran
- prevailing cognitive dissonance worshiping the alamo which was not actually a noble cause; sorry dudes but bashing spics off the wall with your rifles and basically suiciding yourself to make a dumb point none of your fans actually remember isn't "good" per se
- gently caress OBAMA is standard mode of conversation
- if you lost your favorite coffee mug or your dog did a pee on the carpet or your kid gets back on meth, it is literally Obama's fault and also MEIXCANNNNNNNSSSSSSSS
- severe lack of business regulations means severe lack of worker's rights which means, ha ha, yes; perennially depressed wages and zero job security BUT AT LEAST CORPORATIONS GET TO MAKE MORE MONEY; THEY'RE PEOPLE TOO DONCHAKNOW
- jesus they have puzzle rooms even in loving creepy one stoplight towns
- lone star and shiner are terrible and middling beers, respectively, but are treated like loving nectar
- FRACKING AHHHHHHHHH FRACKING *levels entire forest for one drop of oil*
- the beaches are loving nasty as poo poo and seafood is STILL a loving fortune
- dallas lol (the city not the theme song that's still bangin)
- CONSTANT AMBER ALERTS because Uncle Touchy got back on the meth and stole his niece so he could make her his beautiful bride and HE'S IN A GRAY PLYMOUTH IT'S ALWAYS A GRAY PLYMOUTH
- THERE IS NO GOOD CHINESE FOOD ANYWHERE IN THIS loving STATE. i can't loving believe this place actually gave me a reason to miss missouri
- dogshit liquor store laws makes them close early every day and stay closed on Sunday (because nobody happy on Sunday if the lord ain't happy on Sunday)

okay texas good because:

- houston is actually fun and dangerous and has tons of rich expats which means there's lots of neat foreign poo poo popping up all the time GETTIN KINDA BLADE RUNNERY OVER THERE
- not hard to find yourself muy autentico mexican grub
- gas is cheap! you'll need it to drive to a better state lol
- cigs are cheap too if that's your thing

okay that's all i got

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccgkxP-4tVE

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