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Strap on your Stetsons and your dildos cuz poo poo is about to get hosed Texas style in here!!! On to the list!!! number ONE:  A freshly fracked shiner on a hot summer day coming at you out the GATE ready to support the troop! NUMBER TWO  Looks like this six pack came with more than one TEXAS STYLE NUKBER 3  Aw poo poo you best believe there's a THREE. Our excellent education system at least teaches that much! FOUR:  Sure there's four. Why not? It's the most free place in the free world NUMERO FIVE  COME AND TAKE IT FINALLY SIX]  YEAH OF COURSE THERE WAS SIX EVERYTHING IS BIGGER IN TEXAS INCLUDING MY DICK gently caress you post about Texas
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hey Sid, I got some more shiners to go through but you have a good one, "Friendship" ain't the Texas motto for no reason!
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Aug 21, 2016 06:53
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Hector Beerlioz posted:1 reason Texas sucks poo poo: Iron Prince goSH DERNIT!!! *throws hat on ground, angrily kicks dirt at nearby bull*
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Aug 21, 2016 06:56
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thank you for the kind words folks. I will now play for you the traditional song of my people: https://youtube.com/watch?v=vttFEZ0ndaU
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Aug 21, 2016 06:59
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Iakona posted:I'm not from Texas. I'm from Houston. finally some motherfucker out there gets it. *leaves trail of candy paint on the ground as he slow rolls out of thread*
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Aug 21, 2016 07:59
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extra stout posted:shiner bock is a generic beer pretending to be some flavorful craft beer gently caress yeah it is! but every drop of shiner is brewed in shiner! gotta keep our mediocre local beer LOCAL man
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Aug 21, 2016 08:07
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H.H posted:OP, are you a steer or a queer? why not both?
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Aug 21, 2016 08:07
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extra stout posted:its in 5 grocery stores in my small town 1600 miles away just cuz it's local doesn't mean it ain't macro too, son. E: really a testament to the quality of Texas industry more than anything
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Aug 21, 2016 08:10
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H.H posted:Congratulations, you are the only person in known history who has successfully made a witty comeback to R. Lee Ermey. I learned well serving the the Fleet Marine Force of the United States Navy
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Aug 21, 2016 08:16
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extra stout posted:well that does it, iron prince will you be switching to sam adams? nah but I'm moving to Maryland next year for school so I guess it's yeungling for my local macro beer of choice
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Aug 21, 2016 08:26
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Y-Hat posted:yuengling lager > shiner bock. deal with it bitch I'm not ok with this statement as a whole but I am ok with drinking yeungling which gave me many great time in loving PENSACOLA loving FLORIDA
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Aug 21, 2016 08:30
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I was on board with this song until it said "gently caress your lone star beer"
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Aug 21, 2016 08:33
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E: also: https://youtube.com/watch?v=vj51_yXmL8I Iron Prince fucked around with this message at 08:43 on Aug 21, 2016 |
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Aug 21, 2016 08:40
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Sheep-Goats posted:I think the main reason to be in Texas is that it's close to Mexico. Other than that I'm not sure.  read the op sometime :eyeroll:
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Aug 21, 2016 08:59
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hemophilia posted:Dallas is good, houston is bad. *drops double cup* holy gently caress this is the most wrong opinion to ever exist
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Aug 21, 2016 11:23
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hmmm sure but what about our rich culture of lean
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Aug 21, 2016 11:36
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if you say so *drives off*
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Knowing that goons live in Texas means that it's the biggest group of losers there since the Alamo BITCH!!! e: sorry I am at work right now and I am grouchy. This is what I do at work: 
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Aug 22, 2016 02:06
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marauderthirty posted:Nice wood paneling OP, let's see some more pictures of your poverty home haha jokes on you im house sitting for someone right now  my actual house is way worse
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Aug 22, 2016 02:10
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OMGVBFLOL posted:thats a middle aged curly hair schoolteacher-looking white lady driving a rimmed candy painted cadillac bitch thats former mayor of houston anisse parker e: i think. gently caress if i remember what she looked like. could be ann richards for all i give a poo poo
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Aug 22, 2016 08:18
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monkey posted:If Texas were part of Australia, it would be the 2nd smallest state and would have more people in it than the rest of the country combined. more like australia isnt taking advantage of its fuckin resources, rear end.
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Aug 22, 2016 08:25
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mailorder bees! posted:i live in texas and it sux so get a load of my rear end https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5vJuulyLBw
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Aug 22, 2016 08:25
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gently caress AHHHHHHHHHHFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
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Aug 22, 2016 08:26
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ChuckDeNomolos posted:i live in texas. texas is a wet turd in a belt buckle and a lovely hat that will always do it's best to hurt the people that live in it. it's a state so bad they have to indoctrinate people with state history classes to get them to care, and i'll always take pride that I'm not actually from here. i got a C in texas history in community college so how bout that fucko e: and a B in texas government ee: still got my associates in general study as an honor grad
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Aug 22, 2016 08:32
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ChuckDeNomolos posted:the test for all texas history classes is, "do you like lone star," and the answers were, "yes," and, "i'm a big homo with butt kissin' lips" bitch i threw up in class one time and my prof could tell from the stench that i had been drinking lone star and gave me an A+
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Aug 22, 2016 08:41
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ChuckDeNomolos posted:who among us hasn't vomitted from lone star beer, the beer of the lone star state, which is texas, home of lone star bee National beer of Texas baby
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Aug 22, 2016 08:44
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ChuckDeNomolos posted:if therre's one thing i love, it's telling texans that texas wasn't a country. if there's two things i love, it's drinking lone star in dumb craft beer places in austin Texas was a independent country briefly but did a real bad job of it and begged the US to be annexed ASAP because they elected known alcoholic dipshit Sam Houston to be president. That's my favorite Texas history thing.
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Aug 22, 2016 08:53
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yeah we know
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Aug 22, 2016 08:54
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ChuckDeNomolos posted:i know, that's why it's fun to keep saying, "no it wasn't." *chugs a lone star* COME AND TAKE IT
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Skinny King Pimp posted:i'll be in the houston area saturday morning hmu I'll be there. *hangs up phone*
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