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Reik
Mar 8, 2004

Mr. 47 posted:

Wow, a B grade and a projected 8-6 season. What a time to be alive.

Grade B+ projected 11-3 :smugdog:

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ExtraFox
May 22, 2003

~all of these candy~
yahoo is sick of my poo poo apparently

quote:

As Ricky Bobby's dad once told him, "If you ain't first you're last." factory of sadness really took that message to heart as they're projected to finish near the bottom of Clash Of Goons Season 3 League with a record of 3-11-0 (1,674). While they'll try to blame their poor season on the bad draft slot, the other GMs will know factory of sadness simply just dropped the ball.

Mr. 47
Jul 8, 2008

Well, I guess I'll just go fuck myself, then.

ExtraFox posted:

yahoo is sick of my poo poo apparently

I can sympathize.

ExtraFox
May 22, 2003

~all of these candy~

Mr. 47 posted:

I can sympathize.

my only hope is that all of my wins are against you

Spacely
Mar 21, 2007
Worse draft ever. C-. Time to hope for lots of waiver wire magic.

Ceros_X
Aug 6, 2006

U.S. Marine
B rating, projected 2nd overall.

Spermy Smurf
Jul 2, 2004

Mr. 47 posted:

I can sympathize.

If you end up proposing this year please use the ring from your other league.

ExtraFox
May 22, 2003

~all of these candy~

Spermy Smurf posted:

If you end up proposing this year please use the ring from your other league.

I already tried proposing to him with it. He was having none of that.

Spermy Smurf
Jul 2, 2004
Thats because it's not your ring.

Loser.

Mr. 47
Jul 8, 2008

Well, I guess I'll just go fuck myself, then.

Spermy Smurf posted:

Thats because it's not your ring.

Loser.

This guy gets it.

Reik
Mar 8, 2004
I apologize for my behavior at the draft. As the owner of team Pokemon GoWiPe my plan was to shout out "Julio Jones, I choose you!" every time I drafted, but I had a long weekend and totally forgot about it by the time the draft came around. I hope we can still keep the league together this season despite my dropping of the ball.

Spacely
Mar 21, 2007

Reik posted:

I apologize for my behavior at the draft. As the owner of team Pokemon GoWiPe my plan was to shout out "Julio Jones, I choose you!" every time I drafted, but I had a long weekend and totally forgot about it by the time the draft came around. I hope we can still keep the league together this season despite my dropping of the ball.

I came close to disbanding and stealing everyones money but this apology has made me reconsider.

ExtraFox
May 22, 2003

~all of these candy~
my team is going to be hooooooooooootttttt garbage this year :sun:

Spermy Smurf
Jul 2, 2004
I really thought my team was great this year.

What happened.

Reik
Mar 8, 2004

Spermy Smurf posted:

I really thought my team was great this year.

What happened.

fantasyfootball.txt

SalTheBard
Jan 26, 2005

I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!

Fallen Rib
Well I'm getting smoked. Grats on Clinton-Dix out for Harambe!

Mr. 47
Jul 8, 2008

Well, I guess I'll just go fuck myself, then.

SalTheBard posted:

Well I'm getting smoked. Grats on Clinton-Dix out for Harambe!

Thanks, DnRS!

I tried two different techniques in my two leagues this week. In the Goon League, I used my own projects in a spreadsheet. In my other league, I used Yahoo's projected points. I am not winning in my other league, and my decision to bench Theo Riddick has me cursing and gnashing my teeth.

Ceros_X
Aug 6, 2006

U.S. Marine
Even with an optimum line up I wouldn't have won.

Spermy Smurf
Jul 2, 2004
Did watkins just put up a monster 3 points?

I hate fantasy football.

Ceros_X
Aug 6, 2006

U.S. Marine
I can sense Adrian Peterson waiting to gently caress me. Why did I waste a spot drafting him.

Eric Decker, what a stud tho

Spermy Smurf
Jul 2, 2004
Watkins with 3 points. Stewart with 2.6 and a hammy injury.

Things are going well for me.

Ceros_X
Aug 6, 2006

U.S. Marine

Ceros_X posted:

I can sense Adrian Peterson waiting to gently caress me. Why did I waste a spot drafting him.

Varg
Jan 13, 2007

A friendly face.

I'm 2-0 idk what you're all complaining about :smug:

Spermy Smurf
Jul 2, 2004
I am 12th in both of my Yahoo leagues.

12 out of 12.


And I look at my teams and I cant figure out why.

Dancing Peasant
Jul 19, 2003

All this for stealing a piece of bread? :waycool:

Varg posted:

I'm 2-0 idk what you're all complaining about :smug:

:smug::respek::smug:

ExtraFox
May 22, 2003

~all of these candy~

Ceros_X posted:

I can sense Adrian Peterson waiting to gently caress me. Why did I waste a spot drafting him.


lol

also remember when the season hadn't started yet and we were all so full of hope

Ceros_X
Aug 6, 2006

U.S. Marine
Shane Vereen out now with a season ending injury - 3 of my team done already, gently caress yeah (AP and Abdullah being the other two).

SalTheBard
Jan 26, 2005

I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!

Fallen Rib

Ceros_X posted:

Shane Vereen out now with a season ending injury - 3 of my team done already, gently caress yeah (AP and Abdullah being the other two).

Shane Vereen is out?! OMG thats crazy. What is going on in the league this year.

Spermy Smurf
Jul 2, 2004
I won a game!

I looked at my drafted team and thought I would be top 3.


Now I am excited not to be last place.

Ceros_X
Aug 6, 2006

U.S. Marine
Eric Decker out with torn rotator cuff... 4 dudes broke in 4 weeks. gently caress yea!

ExtraFox
May 22, 2003

~all of these candy~

Ceros_X posted:

Eric Decker out with torn rotator cuff... 4 dudes broke in 4 weeks. gently caress yea!

can you lend me your powers irl

Spermy Smurf
Jul 2, 2004
Do you have Watkins too?

Spermy Smurf
Jul 2, 2004
You all can get hosed. I hate this game and I hate all of you.

ExtraFox
May 22, 2003

~all of these candy~

Spermy Smurf posted:

You all can get hosed. I hate this game and I hate all of you.

idk if empty quoting is allowed here but

SalTheBard
Jan 26, 2005

I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!

Fallen Rib
I didn't think there was going to be a snowballs chance of me winning with one of my position players deemed out AFTER the game started, but glad Big Ben came through in a pinch to net me a poo poo load of points!

Spacely
Mar 21, 2007
I've won 2 games so far which is what yahoo said i would win for the entire season. Time to beat some expectations.

Spermy Smurf
Jul 2, 2004

Spacely posted:

I've won 2 games so far which is what yahoo said i would win for the entire season. Time to beat some expectations.

I am dead last when it said I would be 3rd.

I hate this game.

Spermy Smurf
Jul 2, 2004
Projected 109. Then 98. Then 86. Now 70.

gently caress this game.

Spermy Smurf
Jul 2, 2004
So some of this might be on me. I left 50pts on my bench from two dudes.

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Ceros_X
Aug 6, 2006

U.S. Marine
gently caress this game, 5 weeks, 5 injuries.

Ughhhh 1-4 baby

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