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Hotel Kpro: Feb 24, 2011; owls don't go to school; Dinosaur Gum

Hey guys,

Books from first/second/third run are here and should be sent out soon.

The books are hardcover, 7x7 inches, and they look a lot like this.

128 pages of mostly military related dickart and GiP's favorite stories condensed into one coffee table dickart book. There's a couple surprises in there.

$30 per book includes shipping to US and APOs, unless you're international then it'll probably be an extra $5 or something, not really sure yet. We'll work it out.

Update: All the books are here or already shipped out.

Update2: Aaaaand I'm out of books.

Hotel Kpro fucked around with this message at 23:37 on Oct 28, 2016

# ? Aug 22, 2016 00:52

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EBB: Feb 15, 2005

PM sent

# ? Aug 22, 2016 02:01

Syrian Lannister: Aug 25, 2007; Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.; Sugartime Jones

PM also sent.

e stupid thing under review.

Again.

:smithicide:

Syrian Lannister fucked around with this message at 20:45 on Aug 22, 2016

# ? Aug 22, 2016 03:49

Riot Carol Danvers: Jul 30, 2004; It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

PayPal sent

# ? Aug 22, 2016 04:01

Laranzu: Jan 18, 2002

Paypal sent for 2.

<3

# ? Aug 22, 2016 04:07

Time Crisis Actor: Apr 28, 2002; by Hand Knit

Paypal sent for 3. As always, SMDFTB

# ? Aug 22, 2016 04:42

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

Paypal sent for 1, r******@comcast.net

# ? Aug 22, 2016 04:50

Guest2553: Aug 3, 2012

gently caress yes. Going to see if I know someone with PayPal otherwise I'll have to mail my money in like an idiot loser.

# ? Aug 22, 2016 05:55

Bolow: Feb 27, 2007

Paypal sent for 2

Real happy you're doing another run of these.

# ? Aug 22, 2016 07:44

Arc Light: Sep 26, 2013

I can never remember which PayPal choice is better for the recipient. Should I be sending this as "payment for goods and services" or as "send money to friends and family?" One of them involves the recipient taking a hit in fees.

# ? Aug 22, 2016 07:44

its curtains for Kevin: Nov 14, 2011; Fruit is proof that the gods exist and love us.

Just kidding!

Life is meaningless

A Kpro posted:

Hey guys,

I just put an order in for a bunch of books. Between the publisher printing and shipping them it doesn't look like I'm gonna get my hands on them until the week of Labor Day (Sept 5-9). They could also decline the order completely but they've been good about printing dickbooks before.

The books are hardcover, 7x7 inches, and they look a lot like this.

124 pages of mostly military related dickart and GiP's favorite stories condensed into one coffee table dickart book. There's a surprise or two in there, like the background on the special thanks page.

$30 per book includes shipping to US and APOs, unless you're international then it'll probably be an extra $5 or something, not really sure yet. We'll work it out.

Currently accepting paypal as truefrosty77@gmail.com and Venmo and if you want to go old school you can send some cash in the mail. PM for Venmo and snail mail info. I would have done Amazon payments but apparently Amazon payments scrapped their customer to customer transfer system so that's out of the question.

I'll update the thread periodically with progress on the books and number of unsold books. If I run out and some people haven't gotten one I'll make another order, just realize you'll be waiting a while to get one.

NTT you are being reserved one copy whether it's on this run or the next if I run out.

If I give you my APO for when I'm at pre mob next month, will you send it to me? It would be a great privilege of mine to have that go along with my unit to ~~war~~ k city tours

# ? Aug 22, 2016 10:29

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

I will paypal for two next weekend.

I also passed this on to HDI. He wanted to submit something but he's a lazy slacker.

# ? Aug 22, 2016 15:05

Waroduce: Aug 5, 2008

God bless

Waroduce fucked around with this message at 23:02 on Aug 22, 2016

# ? Aug 22, 2016 15:21

bloops: Dec 31, 2010; Thanks Ape Pussy!

Dibs on one. I can PayPal after the 1st if that's cool.

# ? Aug 22, 2016 16:54

Mr. Nice!: Oct 13, 2005; c-spam cannot afford

I'd like another couple.

# ? Aug 22, 2016 17:07

Booblord Zagats: Oct 30, 2011; Pork Pro

I'm down for one

# ? Aug 22, 2016 17:07

The Orgasm Sanction: Dec 30, 2006; Svelte

Paypaling for 2

# ? Aug 22, 2016 17:50

Midjack: Dec 24, 2007

PayPal in for one.

# ? Aug 22, 2016 18:30

Terrible Robot: Jul 2, 2010; FRIED CHICKEN; Slippery Tilde

Sent paypal for one

# ? Aug 22, 2016 18:35

McNally: Sep 13, 2007; Ask me about Proposition 305

Do you like muskets?

Paypal sent

# ? Aug 22, 2016 20:41

UP THE BUM NO BABY: Sep 1, 2011; by Hand Knit

Money sent. I gave my address in the note but forgot to add my username

# ? Aug 22, 2016 21:52

iyaayas01: Feb 19, 2010; Perry'd

paypal for one sent

# ? Aug 22, 2016 22:23

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

# ? Aug 22, 2016 22:29

Waroduce: Aug 5, 2008

God bless

Waroduce fucked around with this message at 23:01 on Aug 22, 2016

# ? Aug 22, 2016 22:42

Dead Reckoning: Sep 13, 2011

PM sent

# ? Aug 22, 2016 23:03

Hotel Kpro: Feb 24, 2011; owls don't go to school; Dinosaur Gum

Arc Light posted:

I can never remember which PayPal choice is better for the recipient. Should I be sending this as "payment for goods and services" or as "send money to friends and family?" One of them involves the recipient taking a hit in fees.

I think it's friends and family you want.

NTT posted:

If I give you my APO for when I'm at pre mob next month, will you send it to me? It would be a great privilege of mine to have that go along with my unit to ~~war~~ k city tours

Of course, just let me know when and where you want it.

Godholio posted:

I will paypal for two next weekend.

I also passed this on to HDI. He wanted to submit something but he's a lazy slacker.

Tell him to submit it anyway. If I run out it's going in the next run.

holocaust bloopers posted:

Dibs on one. I can PayPal after the 1st if that's cool.

I'll put you in for one and hold you a copy.

# ? Aug 22, 2016 23:53

Flikken: Oct 23, 2009; 10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

Would be bad for to ask you to reserve a copy but wait till Friday for when I can afford it???

# ? Aug 22, 2016 23:55

Hotel Kpro: Feb 24, 2011; owls don't go to school; Dinosaur Gum

Flikken posted:

Would be bad for to ask you to reserve a copy but wait till Friday for when I can afford it???

That's fine, I'll put you in for one.

# ? Aug 23, 2016 00:04

Lazy Reservist: Nov 30, 2005; FUBIJAR

holocaust bloopers posted:

Dibs on one. I can PayPal after the 1st if that's cool.

Same here.

# ? Aug 23, 2016 00:19

Arc Light: Sep 26, 2013

PayPal'd for two copies.

# ? Aug 23, 2016 00:25

LostCosmonaut: Feb 15, 2014

Paypal for one.

# ? Aug 23, 2016 00:38

pkells: Sep 14, 2007; King of Klatch

PM sent for 1

# ? Aug 23, 2016 00:46

Syrian Lannister: Aug 25, 2007; Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.; Sugartime Jones

So according to PP my order was flagged

quote:

... identified activity that may be in violation of United States regulations administered
by the Department of the Treasury's Office of Foreign Assets Control (OFAC).

PayPal is committed to complying with and meeting its global regulatory
obligations. One obligation is to ensure that our customers, merchants, and
partners are also in compliance with applicable laws and regulations,
including those set forth by OFAC.

Nice I got flagged for paying for a dick book. You know how hard it was replying to their email in a serious tone?

# ? Aug 23, 2016 01:08

jeromas: Aug 30, 2007; All full. Is that it? Naw, I don't think so. I think you're too scared to be eatin'.; College Slice

PayPal sent for one.

# ? Aug 23, 2016 01:11

Hotel Kpro: Feb 24, 2011; owls don't go to school; Dinosaur Gum

Syrian Lannister posted:

Nice I got flagged for paying for a dick book.

Your order was cleared but I'm not seeing an address anywhere.

Lazy Reservist posted:

Same here.

You are good to go.

# ? Aug 23, 2016 02:20

Kung Fu Fist Fuck: Aug 9, 2009

Syrian Lannister posted:

So according to PP my order was flagged

Nice I got flagged for paying for a dick book. You know how hard it was replying to their email in a serious tone?

hahahahaa o god i cant stop laughing

# ? Aug 23, 2016 02:43