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I'm dickless 
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Mine came in the mail.
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Sep 4, 2016 16:21
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:I'm dickless According to USPS they attempted delivery yesterday and left a notice. Edit: All the books on my last order showed up yesterday. If you've already paid it means your book is already on its way or I'm sending it out Tuesday. Still waiting on payments from a few people, I think there's about 9 left unsold/unreserved. Hotel Kpro fucked around with this message at 16:39 on Sep 4, 2016 |
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Sep 4, 2016 16:33
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I've never been so excited to be expecting a mailbox full of dicks.
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Sep 4, 2016 17:39
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A Kpro posted:According to USPS they attempted delivery yesterday and left a notice. Weird. My guy is usually pretty good about leaving things with the leasing office or the package boxes.
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Sep 4, 2016 17:51
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:I'm dickless same wait poo poo
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Sep 4, 2016 18:00
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Also calling bullshit on him leaving a notice.
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Sep 4, 2016 18:11
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Could be worse. I once had a FedEx driver forge my signature so he could leave a heavy package at my door.
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Sep 4, 2016 19:07
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I love how USPS SOP for signature recquired is to throw a card in the mailbox and drive off. It happens to me at work all the time, there is someone in my building from like 530am till usually 7pm and they claim no one answered.
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Sep 4, 2016 19:08
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Finally have power / internet after a hurricane buttfucked my town. Had three books on order. Will paypal tomorrow.
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Sep 5, 2016 02:41
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Still waiting for mine. I assume someone in the USPS wanted a book full of dicks and kept it
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Sep 5, 2016 07:49
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It Is Here, and more glorious than I could have imagined. Thanks, A Kpro!
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Soylent Pudding posted:Finally have power / internet after a hurricane buttfucked my town. Had three books on order. Will paypal tomorrow. I got power last night but still no internet. Comcast says tomorrow by 5. Not loving likely though.
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Sep 5, 2016 16:32
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My book is not here  do you have any idea whats up or just wait? Im Miami.
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yeah same, still haven't got mine.
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Sep 5, 2016 19:50
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Is there even mail delivery today?
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Sep 5, 2016 20:19
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McNally posted:Is there even mail delivery today? Nope, federal holiday. I, too, am still dickless.
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Sep 5, 2016 20:40
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drat IT USPS/WHOEVER, GIVE ME ALL THE DICKS
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Sep 5, 2016 20:53
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They're always hiring.
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Sep 5, 2016 20:55
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WHERE ARE MY DICKS
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Sep 5, 2016 21:04
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My dicks are coming tomorrow.
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Sep 5, 2016 21:12
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A lot of people should get books tomorrow. Most of the tracking numbers show the books in the metro areas.
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Sep 5, 2016 22:23
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Are we not doing phrasing anymore?
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Sep 5, 2016 22:28
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my dicks are always coming
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Sep 5, 2016 22:35
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A Kpro posted:A lot of people should get books tomorrow. Most of the tracking numbers show the books in the metro areas. So excited for dicks I don't think I can sleep tonight
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Sep 6, 2016 00:22
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my dicks are proudly on display for all to see
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Sep 6, 2016 02:11
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My dick has been out since harambe diedMike-o posted:my dicks are always coming Mine takes a while, i blame the anti depressants.
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Sep 6, 2016 02:41
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Money sent. Now to wait for the solicited dick pics.
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Sep 6, 2016 04:09
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I too am dickless
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Sep 6, 2016 08:28
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I now have 200 pages (give or take a few) of Dicks and Shim wisdom.
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Sep 6, 2016 16:57
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Dick Book 2.0 is in. I am loving the story section at the end, it's been years since I've read some of them
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Sep 6, 2016 18:43
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Didn't see any dicks on my porch when I got back. I hope they get here soon, I've been anticipating dicks the whole weekend 
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Sep 6, 2016 18:51
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Well everyone who had a story printed in the new book has a far better writing career than blue squares
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Sep 6, 2016 19:02
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I now successfully have a book full of dicks in my house
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Sep 6, 2016 20:55
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Pesticide20 posted:Dick Book 2.0 is in. I am loving the story section at the end, it's been years since I've read some of them Same.
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Sep 6, 2016 21:53
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GLORIOUS DICKS IN MY MAILBOX
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Sep 6, 2016 22:29
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Penis.
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Sep 6, 2016 22:46
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Everyone who's paid so far now has a dickbook in the mail. If you're overseas it's probably gonna be a couple weeks before they show up.
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Sep 6, 2016 22:55
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Love the new pocket size. Dicks on the go!
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Sep 6, 2016 22:56
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Got my two dick books. Didn't realize so much had changed so instead of giving both away just gonna give one and put vol 1 & 2 side by side on my shelf.
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