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Arc Light
Sep 26, 2013



Got home to find dickbook waiting for me. It was better than advertised. Leading the story section with Shim's intel screed was a great choice. Thanks for making this happen, A Kpro.

This is my dick. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

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bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
Holy poo poo that Chowdown piece lol

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
That owns so hard.

McNally
Sep 13, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?

Arc Light posted:

Got home to find dickbook waiting for me. It was better than advertised. Leading the story section with Shim's intel screed was a great choice. Thanks for making this happen, A Kpro.

This is my dick. There are many like it, but this one is mine.



My chowdown is only in black and white. D:

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
Seriously dude thanks for doing another run of these. Can't wait to send out my second copy to my old army buddy.

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011
Dicks all up in my mailbox.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YqZNPPpFSkM

Thanks for putting this together Akpro

Lazy Reservist
Nov 30, 2005

FUBIJAR
Dickbook received and it is a masterpiece.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Lot of dicks in my mailbox today :dong:

stinkypete
Nov 27, 2007
wow

Thanks A Kpro got my books of dicks today. Now Christmas is saved! I didn't expect to see stinkypete in the back of the book Thanks. Made my day! Thanks again

Terrible Robot
Jul 2, 2010

FRIED CHICKEN
Slippery Tilde

McNally posted:

My chowdown is only in black and white. D:

Same

Still lol'n at these dicks, the stripper cocks killed me.

Hotel Kpro
Feb 24, 2011

owls don't go to school
Dinosaur Gum

McNally posted:

My chowdown is only in black and white. D:

Yeah I had a bit of an internal debate on whether I should print groovy rainbow chowdown after the first 30 books when I did the black and white version. In the end I decided to roll with it.






stinkypete posted:

Thanks A Kpro got my books of dicks today. Now Christmas is saved! I didn't expect to see stinkypete in the back of the book Thanks. Made my day! Thanks again

No problem! I added as many people as I could fit on those pages, even some super late additions right before I had them made.

Terrible Robot
Jul 2, 2010

FRIED CHICKEN
Slippery Tilde
poo poo I just realized I should have bought two, so I could give one to my cousin for Christmas. How much longer are orders being accepted?

Hotel Kpro
Feb 24, 2011

owls don't go to school
Dinosaur Gum
Until I run out, and I think I've got maybe 10 left

Waroduce
Aug 5, 2008
I got the book god bless you all
I shared it with my gf and she said it was loving retarded and a waste of money

Mission Sucess

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer

Waroduce posted:

I got the book god bless you all
I shared it with my gf and she said it was loving retarded and a waste of money

Mission Sucess

:hfive:

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
I got my three dick books, thx 4 ur sevice a kpro o7

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
My dick book came in yesterday. With my deeds, I will honor it.

Dicks.

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
Jizz eternal, sticky, and white.

Brute Squad
Dec 20, 2006

Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race

Got mine. Thank you for letting me join in on the fun.

Blackchamber
Jan 25, 2005

When I was in the Navy not seeing a ton of dicks was to be celebrated. Now that I'm out I find my lack of dicks saddening.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Blackchamber posted:

When I was in the Navy not seeing a ton of dicks was to be celebrated. Now that I'm out I find my lack of dicks saddening.
You might call that "dick withdrawal," which would, in turn, imply that you were addicted to dick.

Addickted.

Blackchamber
Jan 25, 2005

Finally got all the dicks I've been wanting.

LostCosmonaut
Feb 15, 2014

Dick book arrived.

Should make a site to fund further printings of this. Call it Dickstarter.

pkells
Sep 14, 2007

King of Klatch

Waroduce posted:

I got the book god bless you all
I shared it with my gf and she said it was loving retarded and a waste of money

Mission Sucess

I thought mine would have the same reaction, but she ended up flipping through the entire thing. Stopped at Shim's story in the back, which was probably for best, honestly.

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013
A story of mine is in the book?!?! awesome.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

LtCol J. Krusinski posted:

A story of mine is in the book?!?! awesome.

Technically, we're published writers.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

holocaust bloopers posted:

Well everyone who had a story printed in the new book has a far better writing career than blue squares

Terrible Robot
Jul 2, 2010

FRIED CHICKEN
Slippery Tilde
I hadn't ever seen the Shim poo poo Chair post before I got the book, it's real good.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

LtCol J. Krusinski posted:

A story of mine is in the book?!?! awesome.

You have two of them in there iirc

LostCosmonaut
Feb 15, 2014

The only complaint I have with the book is that whoever drew the "Lobstercock" really missed an opportunity by not going with "Cock Lobster".

♫ We were at the beach ♫
♫ Everybody had matching towels ♫
♫ Somebody went under a dock ♫
♫ And there they saw a cock ♫
♫ It wasn't a cock ♫
♫ It was a cock lobster ♫
♫ Cock lobster ♫
♫ Cock lobster ♫
♫ Cock lobster ♫
♫ Cock lobster ♫

Bolow
Feb 27, 2007

Still dickless :smith:

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

LostCosmonaut posted:

The only complaint I have with the book is that whoever drew the "Lobstercock" really missed an opportunity by not going with "Cock Lobster".

♫ We were at the beach ♫
♫ Everybody had matching towels ♫
♫ Somebody went under a dock ♫
♫ And there they saw a cock ♫
♫ It wasn't a cock ♫
♫ It was a cock lobster ♫
♫ Cock lobster ♫
♫ Cock lobster ♫
♫ Cock lobster ♫
♫ Cock lobster ♫

Book 3 ?

Laranzu
Jan 18, 2002

Bolow posted:

Still dickless :smith:

Hopefully it comes in tomorrow so I can bring it to social events.

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

Bolow posted:

Still dickless :smith:

Same

Hotel Kpro
Feb 24, 2011

owls don't go to school
Dinosaur Gum

Bolow posted:

Still dickless :smith:

For real? USPS says it was delivered on Tuesday

Bolow
Feb 27, 2007

A Kpro posted:

For real? USPS says it was delivered on Tuesday

Yeah I got nothing here

Null Integer
Mar 1, 2006

A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject.
Received the Big Book o' Dicks today!

If I was ever asked to provide proof of my service by a veteran. It wouldn't be medals, ribbons, shiny pins, uniforms, or rank insignia. It would be a book of dicks, because the other person would understand, and if they didn't they would clearly be a fraud.

Soylent Pudding
Jun 22, 2007

We've got people!


Books finally arrived. Never held so many dicks in my hands at once.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
It's ok to tell the truth, nobody will judge you here.

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Hotel Kpro
Feb 24, 2011

owls don't go to school
Dinosaur Gum
There's also an ask/tell thread with a guy making elf dildos, just in case you haven't fulfilled your dick craving yet.

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