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UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

A Kpro posted:

There's also an ask/tell thread with a guy making elf dildos, just in case you haven't fulfilled your dick craving yet.

Why didn't you include the URL?

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Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Today I got a fistful of dick and a few dicks more in the mail. :getin:

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

Naked Bear posted:

Today I got a fistful of dick and a few dicks more in the mail. :getin:

Same

Hotel Kpro
Feb 24, 2011

owls don't go to school
Dinosaur Gum

Pesticide20 posted:

Why didn't you include the URL?

Oh right my bad. Elf dick dildos for those interested.

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3785918





That was a fun secret Santa gift to have made. I went on CustomMade and actually had a half dozen people volunteer to make a dick. Maybe this year I'll give someone a custom wooden dildo.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

A Kpro posted:

Oh right my bad. Elf dick dildos for those interested.

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3785918
....

Huh.

TheQuietWilds
Sep 8, 2009
Got my dick-book, thanks. It's glorious.

its curtains for Kevin
Nov 14, 2011

Fruit is proof that the gods exist and love us.

Just kidding!

Life is meaningless
Pops said my book arrived; I'll pay you next week when dfas hands me summer camp money, a kpro

That Dang Lizard
Jul 13, 2016

what; an idiomt
My copy arrived this afternoon, and it's wonderful.

Bolow
Feb 27, 2007

Round 2 of the Dick Book Saga has finally finished. Some dipshit kids stole the first one which I found out via some Sheriff after they found the package in some of their poo poo but alas said dicks were gone. Sorry for the hassle Kpro

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

Bolow posted:

Round 2 of the Dick Book Saga has finally finished. Some dipshit kids stole the first one which I found out via some Sheriff after they found the package in some of their poo poo but alas said dicks were gone. Sorry for the hassle Kpro

Stolen dick valor

Hotel Kpro
Feb 24, 2011

owls don't go to school
Dinosaur Gum

Bolow posted:

Round 2 of the Dick Book Saga has finally finished. Some dipshit kids stole the first one which I found out via some Sheriff after they found the package in some of their poo poo but alas said dicks were gone. Sorry for the hassle Kpro

I kinda want to know what they thought of the books

"Hey it's a book!"
"Dude it's just pages and pages of dicks"
"Wtf man, who buys this poo poo?"

Laranzu
Jan 18, 2002
I learned yesterday that media mail to Hawaii gets put on a real actual boat.

I hope those nasty sailors don't steal mine!


Edit: It arrived today. Unmolested by Sailors.

My wife remember's Shim's intel officer rant. Its that good.

Laranzu fucked around with this message at 06:38 on Sep 17, 2016

its curtains for Kevin
Nov 14, 2011

Fruit is proof that the gods exist and love us.

Just kidding!

Life is meaningless
Received a dick book. It is good.

Stanley Goodspeed
Dec 26, 2005
What, the feet thing?



Are there any dick books left? I only read my bookmarks and never see new threads and am a big old dummy but would definitely pay for some crisp dick pages if there are still any left.

Hotel Kpro
Feb 24, 2011

owls don't go to school
Dinosaur Gum
Yup, I have somewhere between 8-10 books left, depending on a couple people who were going to pay on a Friday but seemingly never got around to it.

its curtains for Kevin
Nov 14, 2011

Fruit is proof that the gods exist and love us.

Just kidding!

Life is meaningless
what can I send paypal monies to you A Kpro, dfas just dumped 2k in my bank account. also it was 25 or 30 bucks?




e; nevermind, the OP has that information. You should see 3 0 b u x from me in the next 20 min.

Admiral Bosch
Apr 19, 2007
Who is Admiral Aken Bosch, and what is that old scoundrel up to?

A Kpro posted:

Yup, I have somewhere between 8-10 books left, depending on a couple people who were going to pay on a Friday but seemingly never got around to it.

I knew there was something I forgot to do. I'm trying to log in to paypal right now and it's not letting me. I'll post back in a bit.

edit: god drat that was like trying to log into MOL. Sending moneys now

Admiral Bosch fucked around with this message at 01:53 on Sep 22, 2016

Guest2553
Aug 3, 2012


A++ would receive dicks in mail again

zokie
Feb 13, 2006

Out of many, Sweden
Package arrived safely in the mail a few days so. A+++

Wife thought customs declaration said "Coloring book", upon inspection did not think content appropriate for baby boy

zokie fucked around with this message at 13:44 on Sep 24, 2016

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
I don't know what she means.

Prop Wash
Jun 12, 2010



Received mine, very happy with it. Thanks, dicks!

Stanley Goodspeed
Dec 26, 2005
What, the feet thing?



A Kpro, PM'ed you to get some dicks in the mail.

fatman
Oct 20, 2005

"I DON'T WANT A RIOTING SCUMBAG AS A NEIGHBOUR"? WELL I DON'T WANT A FUCKWIT GUN NUT AS A POSTER
:fuckoff:
Cheers Kpro all of Australia is appreciative. Also did anyone else in the last few days get a facebook message from from a certain ex guest of the Syrians?

BULLETKISS
Jul 3, 2003

Monies sent.

Hotel Kpro
Feb 24, 2011

owls don't go to school
Dinosaur Gum
Alright I've sent out everyone's who paid over the weekend, will swing by the post office tomorrow to mail another one. I've got 6 3 0? left at this point and not planning on getting anymore. Unsold ones I'm gonna put up in SA-Mart in the next week or two.

Hotel Kpro fucked around with this message at 01:14 on Oct 1, 2016

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Did Caro or (as suggested in another thread by someone else) Chuck Tingle get in on these?

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

fatman posted:

Cheers Kpro all of Australia is appreciative. Also did anyone else in the last few days get a facebook message from from a certain ex guest of the Syrians?

whaaaaa?

Edit: Woah, two weeks ago he fired up his twitter account for the first time since 2012.

Lazy Reservist
Nov 30, 2005

FUBIJAR
Pounded in the Butt by an Illustrative History of the War on Terror.

Pounded in the Butt by My Syrian Captors (Based on a True Story)

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer

Lazy Reservist posted:

Pounded in the Butt by an Illustrative History of the War on Terror.

Pounded in the Butt by My Syrian Captors (Based on a True Story)

:perfect:

fatman
Oct 20, 2005

"I DON'T WANT A RIOTING SCUMBAG AS A NEIGHBOUR"? WELL I DON'T WANT A FUCKWIT GUN NUT AS A POSTER
:fuckoff:

Godholio posted:

whaaaaa?

Edit: Woah, two weeks ago he fired up his twitter account for the first time since 2012.

Yeah i sent him a mesage back in 2013 and got a reply on monday, i hope it means hes doing better.

McSpatula
Aug 5, 2006
Oh poo poo these are back. In for one, and payment sent! :getin:

dscruffy1
Nov 22, 2007

Look out!
Nap Ghost
I figured I needed to jump on this before I let this dick-ride pass me by. Payment for one sent.

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit

fatman posted:

Yeah i sent him a mesage back in 2013 and got a reply on monday, i hope it means hes doing better.

Same. He responded to a facebook message I sent right after I heard that he was done in Libya.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
"Sorry! Would've responded sooner, but got caught up in some life stuff!"

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
:lol:

Loden Taylor
Aug 11, 2003

Hope there's still a few left - PayPal sent.

its curtains for Kevin
Nov 14, 2011

Fruit is proof that the gods exist and love us.

Just kidding!

Life is meaningless

holocaust bloopers posted:

"Sorry! Would've responded sooner, but got caught up in some life stuff!"

Lmao

:master:

Admiral Bosch
Apr 19, 2007
Who is Admiral Aken Bosch, and what is that old scoundrel up to?
Dick book arrived last night, good poo poo thanks everybody. The inclusion of choice GIP stories at the end was a pleasant surprise.

Still wish I had volume 1 :(

Hotel Kpro
Feb 24, 2011

owls don't go to school
Dinosaur Gum

Admiral Bosch posted:

Dick book arrived last night, good poo poo thanks everybody. The inclusion of choice GIP stories at the end was a pleasant surprise.

Still wish I had volume 1 :(



Collect them all! (please don't the 12x12s were a huge pain)

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Stanley Goodspeed
Dec 26, 2005
What, the feet thing?



Got mine today, thanks much!

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