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Basic Chunnel
Sep 21, 2010

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Triple H is good, but people mad at him? Much better. Being there when the ref counted three over Samoa Joe's body? Even better than that

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Basic Chunnel
Sep 21, 2010

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Otoh we haven't had an actual faction (that is, a group of aligned non-tagging wrestlers) since Sylvester Le Fort managed Rusev and Scott Dawson somehow. The NXTs they are a changin

Basic Chunnel
Sep 21, 2010

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The near-total focus on Roode in the hype package for Takeover gives you a sense of where Almas is right now.

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Sep 21, 2010

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abraham linksys posted:

when a show is good, smarks will mark. when a show is bad, smarks will chant cm punk. such is the way of things
smarks chant no matter what, marks don't chant or make noise of any sort

Basic Chunnel
Sep 21, 2010

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Watching NXT on Hulu and it is NOT a 10

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Sep 21, 2010

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How is the Full Sail crowd this listless in their first hour of taping

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Sep 21, 2010

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Cutler looks like a young Ron Perlman and so I like him

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Sep 21, 2010

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Enjoying this throwback to the days when NXT was a developmental fed.

Didn't Crawford have a story? Something about him seems familiar

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Sep 21, 2010

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Better than low ki

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Sep 21, 2010

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Super No Vacancy posted:

day before DDT is running the same venue. they're probably being petty because ibushi didn't sign lol
Hmmm yes, and without any notable roster members billing from Osaka it all makes sense

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Sep 21, 2010

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rovert posted:

Another times are changing story. Traditionally reporting women would be aiming to get leaner and smaller:



Dobson was indeed in need of new gear here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJDciblLfWk
Makes sense I guess. I mean Ember Moon is the female Rusev in that her body fat percentage is above 10% but she's very clearly built.

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Sep 21, 2010

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Jerusalem posted:

So apparently Steve Cutler has asked to be murdered live on television tonight?

Edit: Whoever was getting that weird issue on Talking Smack last night where it kept cutting to old footage from the 80s, my NXT stream keeps cutting to This Week in WWE with HHH attacking Seth and Roman to gift the title to Owens.
I'm getting it with a Holy Foley photoshoot

Basic Chunnel
Sep 21, 2010

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The spoilers sort of overplayed that whole sequence. Or Joe underplayed the tension, either way.

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Sep 21, 2010

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If they really are turning Ciampa heel then I guess TM61 would be the next guys to go after the Revival. But tbh they should keep Garciampo together, they're one of two face teams on the NXT roster and it would leave the Authors of Pain kind of rudderless.

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Sep 21, 2010

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What does TM61 mean anyway

Basic Chunnel
Sep 21, 2010

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It's funny, I was complaining about how NXT's lost that golden period feeling of being able to elevate midcard talent that would be otherwise neglected (at that time the only guy who seemed lost in the shuffle was Tyler Breeze, now we have Andrade and Dillinger and Jose and and and), then Ryan Ward moves to Smackdown and all of a sudden The Miz and fuckin Heath Slater start looking good / getting heat.

I mean the Miz thing in particular could crest and collapse at any moment but still, #askquestions

Basic Chunnel
Sep 21, 2010

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So who's going to pair with her to make SLAMMED! a reality

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Sep 21, 2010

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Pretty Lady Blob posted:

Are Tino and Riddick Moss a tag team? I could see that working. Also what the hell do they see in Sawyer Fulton to keep trying all these different gimmicks?

He's pretty fuckin' tall, bro

Basic Chunnel
Sep 21, 2010

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Long as they steal Dalton Castle's gimmick alongside it I'm 200% for that happening

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Sep 21, 2010

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I'm just not really excited for Joe Nakamura 2 and all the vitality and surprise of R Evolution NXT has seemingly departed for Smackdown LIVE!

I just want a show to root for, dang it

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Sep 21, 2010

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Like I want to root for Andrade, but I just don't think NXT has the juice (let alone the willingness) to get him over when the TNA guys and the title pictures eat up all the TV time. We scoffed at Rovert when he went hard against Eric Young but I see where he came from now. At least one of these older big name guys should be putting younger talent over and building them toward the main event. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

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Sep 21, 2010

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He did Hunico's deadlift powerbomb spot so he's on his way at least.

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Sep 21, 2010

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Mandy Rose worked well in the ring tbqh

Basic Chunnel
Sep 21, 2010

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Meanwhile Asuka's selling looks more and more like the Hulkster's every time we see her.

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Sep 21, 2010

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No Irish Need Imply posted:

I like Hideo but I don't think he's adjusting to the WWE style.

Triple posting to point out that the WWE reportedly told Itami before his injury that he should emphasize his old style rather than try to adapt beyond the WWE basics.

Basic Chunnel
Sep 21, 2010

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Viewership drop is consistent with thread response at least - we had under 25 posts about last nights episode, which means goons are more passionate about shitposting on any given 15 minute stretch of RAW than watching NXT. I'm going to go ahead and blame the fact that the endless Takeover rematches are giving Ruthless Aggression-era Trips / Nash matchups a run for their money in terms of killing anticipation. Plus they've failed to build faces outside of the champ and DIY, and Asuka's a tweener Hogan smothering the women's division.

What's more surprising and bewildering is that Talking Smack isn't in the top 10.

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Basic Chunnel
Sep 21, 2010

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He wasn't exactly lighting up the ring in his weekly TV matches, frankly.


Has Big Dave said anything one way or the other about Joe getting called up? People seem to assume he's going but to me he seems like he has more upside as an NXT guy. Regardless, cards post-Joe seem pretty bleak. Nakamura / Roode isn't exactly a dream match. If Roddy has signed they need to get him in there.

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Sep 21, 2010

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Sucks about Knox. He sold and moved well in his jobber showings, not unlike Jason Jordan. Guess he and Nia Jax couldn't make it work.

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Sep 21, 2010

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He put over Knox on instagram when he first showed up at NXT

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Sep 21, 2010

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Are they doing Dusty Classic elimination matches at house shows like last year or are they all going to be televised

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Sep 21, 2010

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Were I booking this I'd take some of the thrown together teams, like Tye / Roode and Cedric / Almas, and have them lose to new tag teams as part of angles for the former and heat building for the latter. I'd use the high card singles teams like Nakamura / Itami to knock out the more well-established teams (say, Authors of Pain) in close bouts to keep the losers strong.

But I would mark either TM61 or Authors of Pain to win it all, someone who's not in title contention but will be in the next cycle.

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Sep 21, 2010

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Glorious Perfection is a face / heel team so they're going to split up at the slightest pressure (probably Tye taking the pin when Roode doesn't help him). But it's hard to imagine Sanity being put over Itami / Nakamura, especially when there are already four tag teams getting pushed.

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Sep 21, 2010

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Nakamura, Ibushi, they've been dropped on their heads enough I'm not sure they'd be able to tell each other part. Hell, they should bring in AR Fox to make a trio

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Sep 21, 2010

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If they have any sense they'll turn Almas heel and put him in a feud with hot face Cedric

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Sep 21, 2010

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Better than Brooklyn I

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Sep 21, 2010

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beggar posted:

I suspect Thug Bait disqualifies AR Fox from any WWE look

Is that a porn site? Didn't Rollins do similar stuff in his indie days?

Basic Chunnel
Sep 21, 2010

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Norwegian Rudo posted:

Reading the spoilers and then "guessing" all the results is Chris Regal's gimmick at TNA Mecca. Be careful you don't get sued for gimmick infringement.
Booking isn't rocket science

Basic Chunnel
Sep 21, 2010

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sticklefifer posted:

Sanity's entrance theme sounds like Primus remixed by a fart machine.

so, Primus

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Sep 21, 2010

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Patrick Clark is, wait for it…

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Basic Chunnel
Sep 21, 2010

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Finally caught up with last week and wow the "Eric Young" chant right before the big Sanity reveal was absolute peak Crowd Trying To Get Over.

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