Paladinus posted:

She's also married Hitler. Like, you have to be pretty hosed up to marry the person responsible for the Holocaust.

purple death ray posted:

Is there a length of hair that's OK? What governing body polices this? Are you in people's gooches with a ruler making sure nobody has a centimeter more bush than what's Normal?

Panfilo posted:

Pick they're all just closet pedophiles, obviously.

Hairless crotches, diaper fetishes, sticking stuff up butts, it all comes back to secretly wanting to molest children.

oldpainless posted:

Is this sexual?

subpar anachronism posted:

At least... it's not a jug?

Guy Goodbody posted:

om nom nom posted:

Apparently I am a demented heathen. I later up my hands real good and use them to wash my face, armpits, balls, feet, taint, and b-hole, but the larger areas like torso and legs I just rub the bar over until I've worked up a good lather.

My girlfriend uses a loofah for body wash, I thought that's what they were for. I've never heard of anyone using a loofah for bar soap, that sounds really inefficient. Having to work the bar into a lather, and transfer enough it to the loofah for a thorough wash. I'll continue my demented, heathenistic washing strategy thank you.

Edit: While we're talking about bar soap, I use Irish Spring. I used to use the "moisture blast" one with microbeads, which I really liked a lot. I stopped using that when the whole thing came out about how bad those things are for the environment, that fish we're eating them or whatever, and now I use the original. Either way they smell great, and don't melt into liquid if not meticulously dried, which is apparently a thing.

Bibliotechno Music posted:

So...


How do you wipe your rear end in a top hat after a soap poo poo?

Guy Goodbody posted:

Is it normal to wear a bra above the tits?

canyoneer posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEeFb9vByx8

My dad shared this with me in earnest, saying that he thought it was totally rad and look what a great job this kid does.

I'm so glad that Youtube wasn't a thing when I was a teenager, because I probably would have made a dozen of these videos and might die of embarrassment as an adult.

rydiafan posted:

1) No she's not. Zoom in on just her face to cut out this while derail and she's definitely not good looking.

JOHNSON COCKSLAP posted:

are fifab cis-genitalia the only thing that are banned from being AUG?

PCOS Bill posted:

Why are leftists such disgusting degenerates at all times?

PCOS Bill posted:

Are leftists literally incapable of seeing degeneracy then?

neonbregna posted:

What about the ugly

blarzgh posted:

Yeah, in this thread we only make fun of people for the right reasons.