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Trig Discipline posted:I don't care how well they cook, a pedophile is a pedophile Yeah, but with a little brown gravy and some sauteed onions you can ignore the gamey taste. I've yet to see someone resist a piece of my Humbert Pie.
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Hihohe posted:Hes gonna end up sounding with everything around him.. until.. he sounds with himself. Head first, an oraboros of Hellraiser-like pleasure. He keeps going further and further in. Then, with one final push he disappears in a blink in an eye. Where he goes, is a mystery but scientists claim he entered his own dick dimension. Can heaven exist? I think this proves it can but only for the insane and ambitious. Chuck Tingle's seminal work.
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cash crab posted:
The Toothman gazes upon the bed of taffy and rubs his hands together with a rippling clatter. "Silly genie," he hissed to himself as he surveyed the sticky sweetness before him, "I only needed two wishes!" And then, the Toothman leapt, landed. And rolled. Only too late did he realize that he had no tongue.
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CWC really, really needed friends when he was younger. They're the sort of person any of us could have become -- everyone went through that phase, but CWC never managed to escape it.
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Ah, the little-known Batman villain "Raprechaun." You can tell him by his calling card: a stained Twilight Sparkle plush doll and a tear-soaked Hot Topic receipt. I think in one issue he followed the Joker around until the clown prince of crime got a restraining order.
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Knee posted:Since we're on music now, haven't seen this posted in a while: Donald Trump has no need to make America great again because this man exists.
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cause a guy "rockin' some righteous meat"
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Pick posted:I eat raw beef all the time and that is its most delicious form. Get back in your cage this instant! Bad kitty! No internet! No internet!
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Tiny Lowtax posted:Omg he didn't use a capital letter what a loving monster Nor did he use punctuation! To ze gas chamber vit him!  *is punched*
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Jan 26, 2017 06:47
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Mustached5thGrader posted:I was eating a girl out and the muppet babies theme started playing on my itunes and I laughed into her pussy Thank you for this, the mental image had me giggling like an idiot.
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Lonely Virgil posted:Tammy is still the queen. HOW THE gently caress DOES A FOREHEAD GET FAT I MEAN HOW DOES IT HAPPEN "Peekaboo~!"
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goose willis posted:Group of Pennsylvania men, dressed as furries, arrested for sexually abusing 9-year-old boy Sometimes people go to a massage parlor for a massage.
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Anime was a mistake.
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chitoryu12 posted:I'm sure he's literate, since he's able to tweet so goddamn much. It's more that he's got awful reading comprehension and poor vocabulary so he's really limited in how he can wordsmith when he tries to write or understand anything vaguely complex, and he doesn't have the patience to sit down and read more than a few pages at a time before getting bored. What are you saying? He's got the best words. You're just a very, very sad person who doesn't understand his good words. Sad!
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Pastry of the Year posted:In hindsight, those stories are good but holy moly is that writing style Peak Mid-2000s Internet You're right, we should modernize it by making it all lowercase and littered with typos and abbreviations so as to show disaffection and then throw in some spicy memes and maybe the word "cuck" to taste. And to make it really modern, pepper in some "ironic" bigotry, maybe a potshot at those damned genderfluid tumblr sjws.
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FrozenVent posted:Is that a cavewoman next to the furry? That's Red Vines Sonja you're talking about, mister.
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Prokhor Zakharov posted:Ease up on him guys the drat Tojos took his shins HE DONE KILLED FIDDY POKEMEN
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Cosima posted:Yeah and he's able to eat them as if they're nothing!
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Quoting this pic again, because it must be seen again.
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Breetai posted:Conversely you have the people who encourage it i.e. the family members of every bed/couch-bound 1000-pounder, who constantly feed the person who is fused to the fabric through a combination of their own skin/feces because 'mah growin' boy needs food'. The sad thing is, most of the time they're not nourished. The average obese person in the US has a diet consisting almost solely of fats and salts and starch with no nutritional value, and a lot of that is simply due to the sheer variety and cheapness of crappy food. It takes time and effort to make a healthy, tasty meal while a four Hotpockets takes about four minutes in the microwave.
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Breetai posted:That time and effort is often ridiculously overstated though. Chop some potatoes carrots and onions, get a hunk of meat, toss them all in a small amount of vegetable oil and salt and pepper, then chuck it in the oven and forget about it for 90 minutes. The prep takes 15 minutes, and you can do it in amounts that gives you leftovers for days. Mix it up by later taking the roast meat, cutting some of it into strips, and tossing it with spinach, chopped tomatoes, chopped cucumber and a little crumbled Parmesan with some salt, olive oil and white vinegar, and there's a 4 minute meal. May be overstated, but Hot Pockets and their ilk are still zero effort meals. Hot Pockets also require no cleanup and can be eaten while playing Medal of Duty: Shootgunner Warmans and watching My Lonely Penis: Friendzone is Tragic.
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Lemon posted:what's the with the purple smear on the mattress though When you drink so much Monster Brand Mad Dog Punch with L-Carnitine and B Vitamins and Taurine, it changes your body chemistry so your bladder may produce it on its own.
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System Metternich posted:Isn't that the guy who went on to molest his younger sister and will now spend the next couple decades in jail or am I thinking of another fat nerd with horrible teeth? No, I'm pretty sure that's the little troll puppet that hung around He-Man in that Dolph Lungren Masters of the Universe movie. I don't know why they posed it with a lovely DVD though.
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CelticPredator posted:According to the directors of AvPR, Predators gently caress with their mouths. So apparently that one piece of hentai Predator fanart is canon, good to know.
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Photographer's all like, "Naw man, look angry, like you don't wanna be here. That the only outfit you got? Get something a size too large and come back with an unflattering hairstyle."
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I don't shave I just let the hair grow until I can weave it about my body in lieu of clothing. I am immaculate.
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Screaming Idiot posted:I don't shave I just let the hair grow until I can weave it about my body in lieu of clothing. I am immaculate. Also I just realized I am an IRL dwarf I am posting from my mine and I broke several teeth on a slab of dwarf bread
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Totes adorbs.
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purple death ray posted:The, fuckin commas, on this one are, killing m,e
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The Bloop posted:Yeah that seems like something your should definitely wear at all times just in case, sort of like a medicalert bracelet It's what Trump wears to prove he's not racist.
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i have never been more aroused in my entire life namaste
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:Yay! Congratulations, keep it up! Yeah, everyone knows Twilight Sparkle is the best to dress as to celebrate lifting
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You don't have to worry about snacking between meals if you just continuously eat all day long even on the toilet.
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Please god tell me I'm not the only one who unconsciously mimicked their facial expressions as I scrolled past each pic.
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Aramoro posted:Skillet are some sort of Christian rock band Dude on the left is melting
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The pigs that were made into that bacon were fed entirely on bacon.
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She looks like some kind of Trump-inspired butterscotch golem built for unspeakable acts.
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The rhakshasa prefers rootbeer.
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