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Mad Doctor Cthulhu
Mar 3, 2008

You Are A Elf posted:

I mena, this guy is morbidly obese as all hell, but I did not know they made XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXL t-shirts. Dude should get in touch with Kevin Smith.

The more you look at it, the more you see: The sleeve stitches that are supposed to go where the shoulder meets the arm are now at the elbows, the short sleeves are now long sleeves, the mysterious stains, the hole at the bottom of the shirt that may or may not be from the stress of it being stretched over the gut until it finally went saggy, the poor woman on the right who seems to be avoiding looking into the everpresent fat guy's t-shirt pocket and the hell that awaits for whatever is in there, the strained smiles that seem to be forced so they can filter the air from this guy's reek, the inevitable question of who could wear a shirt like that normally because the shoulders are insane and possibly could fit a football player in full regalia including helmet....

And who knows if he's wearing pants or not. Ugh.

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Mad Doctor Cthulhu
Mar 3, 2008

Build Your Own Boat posted:

The best part is that serious face he has in all of them. He looks like a bodyguard or something.



"No touching. Stay behind the rope."

Doesn't help that he pissed himself while maintaining the stoneface.

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