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Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Looking at his size, I can understand why he's carrying a couple of Romulan meat forks on his shoulder.
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Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

That's from her Tinder or OKCupid profile, right?

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

I can't concentrate on the tattoo due to the mesmerizing effect of the cottage cheese substrate.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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Jvie posted:

The lack of commitment on the right one's part is appalling.

Maybe she's not committed to furriness, but her commitment to Sham-Wows is admirable.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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Simsmagic posted:

I almost want to say it's "Do you even lift" but that wouldn't make sense because he clearly doesn't



Maybe it means "Do You Eat Lunch?"; in his case, he seems to have lunch about 2 4 8 times per day

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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WrenP-Complete posted:

The guy in the third photo, the 100% enemy one, just messaged me on OkC this week.

Why are you still on the internet? Why haven't you fled to somewhere remote, like South Georgia Island?

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof
To AUG out in a different direction, here's an article about a mother/daughter incestuous marriage in Oklahoma. Bonus: Mom lost custody of her children some years ago, for reasons not mentioned. Double bonus: Mom committed incestuous marriage with her son in 2008, it wasn't annulled until 2010.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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Bloodfart McCoy posted:

You guys like snakes?



Shouldn't have been on Mars when the Hell-Gate opened.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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Also: first album cover for Motorhead since Lemmy's demise.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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poo poo, a new release from The Classless Louts? Lookin' good, guys.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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:yarg:

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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diarmuidqq posted:

I didn't know I could regret something so much :stonk:

Yeah, I cleared out the cache after that one.
:catstare:

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Megabound posted:

I found his DeviantArt.

http://metalartisan.deviantart.com









I get heavy Romero Rose vibes off him.

"Don't judge me, Hair is my Life"

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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http://imgur.com/khKBsuI
Needs "R. Mutt 2017" scrawled on the urinal

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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BrigadierSensible posted:



Is she getting in or out of that bin?

This is important.

Doesn't matter, she's scent-marking the garbage bin so that everyone knows that it is hers. Also, her right earring makes it look like she's drooling green saliva out of her mouth.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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He even has the de rigeur katana hanging in the closet so he can fight off rivals for his pony's love. :catstare:

BrigadierSensible posted:

OK, so he thinks, (chooses to believe), that his plush doll is the REAL Twilight Sparke.

So what happens if he loses this doll, or it gets ruined by fluids or whatever. If he buys a new Twilight Sparkle doll, will that one become the REAL pony? What about every other mass produced plush doll, are they also teh REAL Twilight Sparkle?

I truly don't know if this is mental illness, or intentional self delusion.

It's a deep philosophical question about the Ponydoll of Theseus.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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Tetracube posted:

that loving guy in the background



Which one of the three are you talking about?

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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hyperhazard posted:

I'm more worried about what the club is.

It looks like a Smithfield ham covered in mold. This is getting to be a really complex fetish that the artist is revealing.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

From that link: David, 36
ed: beaten like a rented mule :argh:

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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Imagine this: the camera focuses on licehead, then slowly pans down to reveal...it's neck-fungus woman! With twice the lice!

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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Bobby Digital posted:

bloodninja???
More like Rosicrucian Adept.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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cnut posted:

Best picture on the internet.

In an ideal world, his luggage picture would be him holding his luggage, which would in turn have a picture of him holding his luggage...it would be luggage all the way down.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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It looks like a last-ditch weapon designed to defend San Francisco from the coming assault by the Trumpite hordes.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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The Saddest Rhino posted:

people who add me on facebook:



The banjo player from the remake of Deliverance is certainly amazing.

Ed: old banjo player:

Pigsfeet on Rye has a new favorite as of 03:20 on Nov 14, 2016

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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verymoldy posted:

A classic:



The people all around him are inwardly making a face like your av.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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I am the money floating downstream past him.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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The Snoo posted:

I'm pretty sure this is the worst picture out of the three

I'm glad that someone else feels that way. That mouse is disgusting, touching it is probably worse than sticking your fingers in a pile of poo poo.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Mustached5thGrader posted:

Does this guy currently work in NYC? I think he's a lead engineer at my start up lol

Does your startup design portable vomit bags that hang around your neck? If so, that might be him.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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I always wondered if the world actually had an anus.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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That fat beast couldn't at least go into the Jimmy Johns to use the shitter?

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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goose willis posted:

What the gently caress are you talking about

That is loving amazing

I don't usually laugh at commercials, but that one's pretty good.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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Nuevo posted:

Hatoful boyfriend is goddamn hilarious, and if the pillow followed the game, it was literally just a picture of a bird, which is also hilarious.

e. should not have googled that. Now you all get to suffer with me.



It winds up looking like a pigeon that is cosplaying Martha Washington, for reasons best known to itself

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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teen witch posted:

Can you get something like that removed? Like this pendulous weight swaying to and fro, imagining the feeling is wigging me out.

Google or GIS panniculectomy

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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LingcodKilla posted:

Looks like bacon slices.

Fat dude is chicharrones

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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AlbieQuirky posted:

How many of those recipes feature mayonnaise, soda pop, or both? :smithicide:



Probably 75% or so. As for the cover, the artist / savant / drunk housewife almost made a Cubist masterpiece out of it. Almost.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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goose willis posted:

Why is there some random rusty grate stuck into a living room floor

I think it might be black mold.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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pop fly to McGillicutty posted:

Um guys, you all missed this somehow:



Q: As a straight male, what would happen if you get fat enough that your penis is sucked up by your fat pad? How would you have sex? Like, that is kind of an issue... posted:

Guys can also go solo very effectively with a decent percussion massager. Which in many ways I find much better than the old manual standard and I can still reach.

We've all seen cum socks, cum boxes, cum figurines. Can you see the gaping maw of Hell and imagine a cum fat pocket?

This is the only image that I can imagine from that sentence:

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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David Byrne exploring concepts before his Big Suit phase?

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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Solice Kirsk posted:

Belly Button Packed with Nipples sounds like an anime themed Death Metal band.

If it were Pork Belly Packed with Nipples, I would expect to see it in a hipster restaurant somewhere.
ed: Of course, that title could apply to goons everywhere.

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Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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Dressing up for the interview at Chippendales

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