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I'm the distant portable loo watching with disapproval

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wow i apparently did not know it grew mushrooms. yep.

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The alternative is paedophilia

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EmbryoSteve posted:

This dude has a public facebook page and he's pretty AUG

https://www.facebook.com/olympiaatheist?hc_ref=NEWSFEED





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Slime posted:

Telling someone not to google something is the best way to get them to google it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_BIKQfAgh4

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What the gently caress

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Why would anyone remove their nipples

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tight aspirations posted:

Did she just have her belly button filled in or something? What with?

the severed nipples

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_xeq9l7DNY

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Bina posted:

Does anyone remember a post regarding a man who ate raw beef, and got a beef tapeworm, and had to pull it out after it died inside him?

http://fray.com/drugs/worm/ ?

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Just like a sexual s there are black and grey rhinos. Please donate at your local rhino sanctuary to help preserve these majestic animals.

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Olive Garden tonight! posted:

aren't they going to go extinct if they're all asexual? :ohdear:

On the contrary rhinos are very horny 🦏 actually they don't breed enough and this is a valid concern 😭 please help

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A Man With A Plan posted:

It's worth noting that professors can definitely be fuckin nerds too. Pretty much by definition, really.

On topic, here's the comic I was joking about. Long story short - crazy woman blows a literal million dollars on video games and anime figurines, fancies herself an artist / "ideas woman", gets extremely pissed at boyfriend when he doesn't build a full on game engine for her, because he's too busy working his actual job to support them.



having seen this and gonterman the first few years they were internet famous makes me feel lold

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Zipperelli. posted:

We're only on day 17. Day seven-loving-teen.

Jesus Christ.

haha ur president is bad and dumb 😂

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I'm the comments section of https://thebodyisnotanapology.com

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pls do the necessary c33l0-GRN

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https://twitter.com/RichardBSpencer/status/689692099009097729?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

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queserasera posted:

Fingernails or toenails?

His or someone else's?

Which is your fetish

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anime is great

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fair enough, dogs are great too

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I am concerned about the departed fish

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The mentally ill in America can now own guns so

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Start shooting fatty

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that's called



, dear

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Fleta Mcgurn posted:


BTW Tess Holliday has two kids. I wonder if they're going to have healthier body types?

how problematic of u to ask these awful questions. u need to get yourself educated on how the social fat-shaming of children will lead to only harm! https://thebodyisnotanapology.com/magazine/when-meaning-well-does-harm-why-we-keep-socially-shaming-fat-kids/

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yeah the way i've seen it they do these little morning exercises, which are superficial at best when the sarariman syndrome is so prevalent with office workers being forced to work hours after their bosses leave, sleeping in pods because they couldn't catch the last train, and having to go for beer binging sessions just because a client/boss wants it

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large images should just check themselves into mental institutions jfc

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maybe go hug a bear, dude

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How big is the incel community in voat

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To be fair to the fat family, I too love ice cream

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I really question your faith in frozen treats since you consider the slurpee a poisonous substance, toxic even

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Does it?

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hmm, craving for some crispy pork crackling now

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Hedrigall posted:

Don't be loving hyperbolic, nothing is worse than anime

that's weird since anime is good

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Somfin posted:

30 ish pounds so far. Got another 30 to lose before I'm done, and I've started lifting so it's being replaced by muscle. If I don't make my goal weight by December 31 because I'm too stronk, I'm gonna call it a win.

Apparently it's having a significant impact on my appearance already, and I sure feel better about basically everything all the time.

that takes a lot of willpower and i am proud of you

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Fleta Mcgurn posted:

Yay! Congratulations, keep it up!

but don't do this plz


i disagree, shine bright like a diamond baby boo #bodypositivity







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Fleta Mcgurn posted:



"Traditional" Chinese "Medicine" holds that drinking water makes you fat. :shrug: When people talked about being fat with water in Dune I didn't take it seriously, but now glorious PRC has shown me the truth! :china:

no drinking cold water in the morning because it's poison

drink lots of hot water throughout the day, it will help you lose weight because you metabolise more when it's warm

but don't drink hot water if you are pregnant, because you'll boil the unborn baby

drinking cold water after food will coagulate your cells and prevent them from digesting food properly, that's why you'll be fat

(i wish i was kidding)

also if you don't like the taste of water, easiest thing is to either (1) get one of those bottles with a tea filter, drink tea WITHOUT sugar/milk/honey all the time or (2) get one of those bottles with an infuser, throw some lime/lemon and some sliced cucumbers, throw it in the fridge. mix cut berries/mint for better taste.

basically water is loving great, drink water nerds

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