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EmmyOk posted:Our religion teacher got stabbed in the heart when he was 20 and you could reliably waste 20 minutes a class by bringing it up. I will never forget the weird marketing cadence he had when he said "luckily I was stabbed outside Ireland's leading cardiac hospital". There was also the time he spent a double class on Islam telling us about how messed up the banana trade was but I can't remember how he got sidetracked with that. We also had an incredibly hot maths teacher every year because she was the only one could teach in Irish, the illusion was shattered when we realised the reason she randomly left class and stood out in the hall was to safely fart. Or at least that was the leading theory. A sequel to the geography teacher story is when she left on maternity leave the replacement teacher arrived just before parent teacher evening and called us all up to the top of the class to get to know us a bit. We were allowed sit wherever we wanted because she was new and didn't know the seating plan so all five boys in the class sat in a row down the back. as she was calling up the other guys beside us the bestie leaned in and told me he had just gone on the bone and if I'd go up first while he went to the bathroom. Obviously I refused and he stuffed his hands in his pockets and tried to pull the crotch of his trousers forward and bend over a bit while he was talking to her and I told everyone down the back what was happening. ... Vickie Pollard has a SA account?! Pic unrelated. 
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Basebf555 posted:Definitely some sort of personality disorder, if not full-on mental illness. Some people have like an almost fetishistic attachment to their own bodily fluids. It looks like he keeps it in a special case because... Because.
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Low Desert Punk posted:
Why does everyone in pics like these end up with their head back like that? They start out upright, fine, and end up with a broken neck or something.
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Paladinus posted:She looks local. THAT is what I've been trying to place for Chaffetz!! All I could come up with was the Twilight Zone episode with the masks...
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