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Selklubber
Jul 11, 2010
http://vgperson.tumblr.com/post/21533650696/help-the-girl-i-like-wont-respond-to-my-emails
Denko's gonna get (´・ω・`). Some quotes:

quote:

I TALKED WITH DENKO! And I invited her to see the cherry blossoms!
Apparently her schedule was packed at work, so she said some other time! Oh well, still good news!
Gotta buy some clothes now… (´・ω・`) Hurry hurry…

I accidentally told her about how I was sweating really bad, haha…
And she said she was sorry she was too busy to reply to my emails. (´・ω・`)
For now, I’m glad Denko is safe. I was worried what might happen since I’m so bad at talking to girls, but I guess I managed…

quote:

Me: “Do girls do the thing where you turn socks inside-out to use them for a week?”
Denko: “No, that’s too dirty. I usually wash them after a day.”
Me: “Well, Denko’s socks can’t possibly be dirty! Unlike mine… (´・ω・`)”
Denko: “Do you really wear the same socks for a week?”
Me: “No, uh, I heard about it from a friend.”

Like that.

If you survive the first page, it gets worse/better.

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Selklubber
Jul 11, 2010

the sexual Shiite posted:

Take a look at this dude who went to Japan, I'm assuming, because it has video games, trains, anime, trains, Japanese school girls, and trains.



The giant bowl of ramen is from an eating challenge at a restaurant.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dS12p0Zqlt0
It looks like a normal bowl :confused:

Selklubber
Jul 11, 2010
Please don't kill yourself tthread

Selklubber
Jul 11, 2010

Jerry Cotton posted:

Drinking a ton of water is extremely dangerous. (Even if you don't literally mean a ton.)

I think this is the gooniest thing I've ever read.

Selklubber
Jul 11, 2010

Jerry Cotton posted:

You're a dumb fucker and I hope you get hyponatremia like dumb fuckers who drink too much water.

Lifehack, drink water when you're thirsty, pee when you have to pee and you don't die!

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Selklubber
Jul 11, 2010

I found a bucket with three year old milk, stored outside.

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Selklubber
Jul 11, 2010

A poorly made Enrique.

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